The 1000th comment on the yeastradio.com blog gets the last free iPod shuffle, with the DVD of the first three months of shows which are no longer available on line. Nobody that I’ve met in person qualifies for this cunt test. If someone not qualified is the 1000th comment, then the first person who does qualify after that point will win.
Last Free iPod
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115 responses to “Last Free iPod”
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what number are we on now?
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can you hear me now..? good..
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That’s fucking great! But kind of asking for trouble, eh? I mean you’re gonna get a blast of posts that just say nothing or the same thing over.and. overr.. wait, I gotta post another one…
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That’s fucking great! But kind of asking for trouble, eh? I mean you’re gonna get a blast of posts that just say nothing or the same thing over.and. overr.. wait, I gotta post another one…
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It’s better than comment spam. I’m not telling, amber.
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Hi Madgy dear what numer am I?
Ogentroost
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I’m new to the show and it’s going to take me awhile to catch up on all the old shows. Wish I could be there in person. You could help me catch up and I could clean your house, do dishes, and cook a meal or something.
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Or is this a better number:-)??
It’s rainin her in Europe:(
sniff
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mark, you shouldn’t swear..
oi hem kappa soice.madge, check out this site!
you can give Chauncey his own blog:
http://www.dogster.com/can you hear me now?.. good.
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1001
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“pubic mounds”…that makes me hungry!
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“It’s rainin her in Europe:(
sniff
Posted by: Ogentroost at April 13, 2005 12:23 PM”Ain’t it lovely…
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Favorite Madge quote this week:
“You know, you comfort me gentle audience. Knowing that you’re on the headphones I know that if I get brutally raped by 12 angry black men then at least it will be recorded”
-Madge Weinstein (Soundseeing tour, 4/11/05 Podcast) -
Screw the iPod — how can we get your old shows?????
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Sadness–no comments about my offensive entries on americunt.com yet =( Shame…
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As a straight, jewish mother of 13 children I find you deviant, discusting behavior morally offensive.
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http://tinyurl.com/4k56s :Cuntaleezma Rice angered by the ineffectiveness of her Monistat 7 and suffering from massive vaginal yeast
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Puffy,
I thought your name was just a ufurmisim.. for the well known Madge Weinstein. -
Oh no… although if I were to be mistaken for someone I wouldn’t mind it being Madge. However, I am my own woman… or rather… nevermind. As Jerri Blank once said “Lets do something girly–I’ll get out some nail polish and we can paint our… clitorises”
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Hmmm… “IS THIS RECORDING?”
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Are you sure that is plural for clitoris? I thought it was clitori.. ooooh are you talkin in tounges, Blubber?
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That is the only way to go, in tongues that is. I think it is time for some spring cleaning–my lips are starting to get dry around the edges and all gummed up with the past year’s bloody stool (you see, when I had my 13th child my perineum burst and and now i have an ascunt because they did not repair it and I did not notice until afterwards. Let me tell you they don’t give you a warranty on this piece. )
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I like old jewish women with blue hair that you can see through to their shinny shinny scalps. That makes me hotter than an aborted fetus in an incinerator.
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I think that Madge should give us a yeasty queef on the next yeast radio.
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Well, cole me down on the panny sty! 1000th?! Wadatah!
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“Cole me down on the panny sty”? Although that does make my bean swing… I am unsure about the meaning. Sounds like a bunch of hot queefy air to me.
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well, i will just buy my shuffle, probably on madges links, so she can get her .05 commision.. i’m a giver not a taker, although the DVD sounds fasinating!
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I think that people should send Madge some nice e-cards from a http://www.abortedfet.us/
I sent her a real nice one that read:
“Thank god for abortions or else I would never lose a few pounds a week from my MASSIVE pubic mound.
OY! My CUNT feels like a dilation and extraction on a daily basis!” -
You know what is 1000? The number of times that I gaged today from the smell of my own nasty cunt.
Hmmm…. how about you buy it from her link AND donate a few dollars to her via paypal. 🙂 I am sure she would like that. Or how about sending her a nice douche kit from the Targets? They are real cheap. -
that is way beyond the wholsome yeasty cuntent, i came hear to enjoy.
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okay, i might do that.. I am also buying a MAC mini so that is another .05 on that too!
I am saving up enough money on paypal selling panties on e-bay, to buy the computer etc. you want to donate some panties to the cause? you sound a little wet behind the rears..
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oy veeeeyyyyy…. what number mange, erm, madge?
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Is it? Hmm.. you are probably right. I am very sorry if I have offended.. although sometimes the truth offends. I used to think that such abortive and schivoy language was offensive as well… where did the years go? Will I ever be forgiven? Go to Fast Food Fornication http://www.funked.com/links/fastfood/index.htm# and have a nice little laugh.
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oy veeeeyyyyy…. what number mange, erm, madge?
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Oy vey-a-smear… time for class… but don’t worry I am bringing my cunt-top so I can keep up with all of this chatter AND get back to the slapping.
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no offense Puffy.. really, i was just pretending to be offeded about the aborted fetus so i could get another comment in, perhaps being no. 1000, thus winning free stuff, thus saving me a few bucks having to buy it.
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My feable attempt…
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My feable attempt to care.
Sorry… sometimes the abortions get to your head. Makes my lips all puffy. -
Somebody just walked into the room that I am in…and they are wearing a green shirt… and fucking busting out of the seams. He is so fat that he makes the temperature in the room rise about 20 degrees. OY!
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I think that I win for the number of posts. If this was a context where the person who has had the most abortion wins, I’d be number 1!
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Does anyone know how to do an at home fallopian tube removal, cause I am tired of losing my eggs. If I could fry them up…add some lesbeans… mix in some soy cheese… and eat them…then I wouldn’t mind keeping them.
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Madge we are going to crash your G4s if we keep this stuff up. How many more pubic hairs do i have to pluck out before you write something?
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Pluck them all Puffy! hair on the Vagina is soo 70’s..
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WWSD- What would Schiavo do?
Probably say: “WAAAAAAAAAA”… well if she were still ‘with us’. Instead … just silence. -
*pluck* *pluck* ….
Speaking of huge vag and dilation…
When I had my last child I cooked the mucus plug with chicken noodle soup and served it for Shabbat dinner the next week. The family loved it. If only they knew that i put my son’s foreskin in a matzo ball! OY!!! -
My metal hand hurts today.
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well then stop shoving it in and out of my cunt. You already cut my left lip!! Jesus… you try to be nice.
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Does your metal hand retain the smell of fish? If so… I am very sorry =(
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We’re getting there! Keep trying, sluts!
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I keep trying sluts, but I can’t seem to find one who’s cunt doesn’t stink…
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I keep trying sluts, but I can’t seem to find one who’s cunt doesn’t stink…
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Thanks madge. Do you think I should pluck out all of my pubic hair? I mean.. of course i will leave alll the hair on my pubic mound… BUT what about on my lips? Don’t lesbians like hairy cunts?
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Once I ate out this blesbian and her lips were sooo dark that I had a hard time finding my way in. But believe you me I did! It was all frothy when I was done…
My face smelled like a bakery for a week afterwards! OY! -
Don’t give up. You know that if you give up it will be just a secunt too soon!
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who is giving up? I never give up on a stinky snatch until I get my prize… or a huge loaf (and not of bread!)
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last time i gave up was when I ended my efforts to get pregnant with my 14th child and when I gave up is exactly when I got pregnant! Although… i ended up aborting that fucker the next week.
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Big wheel keep on turnin’.
Come on.
Come on.
Proud Mary.
I’m fat. -
“I ran so fast to the hospital I’m surprised i didnt miscarry”- Girls will be Girls
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Madge can you hear me? Madge can you smell (my bloody yeasty cunt)?
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“Granted,… sometimes…things can get out of hand….”-Jerri
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hello?
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I think I need some neosporen for my cunt… As Ani says “it is like a wound that wont heal”
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HEAL MOTHER FUCKER! HEAL!
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Lick it, like a lollipop should be licked…
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OY–
Do you think you could abort a fetus with a lollipop? -
Mary Mary Quite Cunt-trary.. how does your yeasty snatch grow?
I water it with a Plastic Green Watering Can..
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I wish i lived in an abortion clinic with access to lots of fetuses
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My plastic green watering can has a mixture of vaginal yeast and yogert. YUM
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Oh so now the people talk? HUH!? HUH!? Eat my dirty jewish snatch. EAT THAT SHIT. Oh wait..let me get that last pubic hair..there… NOW EAT
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This once I was raped and I likeed it
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My Plasic green watering can..
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I watched Fight Club the other night…and I liked the part when they were making soap. Maybe I should do that. I have plenty of fat on my pubic mound.
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enough kids ehough. Let me tell you about plastic green watering cans. The hose they sucked out my last baby with looked like one… and I did buy it and bring it home!
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shut the mouths…all of them. I closed mine… but it keeps opening..it is a gaping hole. MMM that’s gotta be tight
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Let me tell you…some of the people in the room that I am in right now should have been aborted
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WE HAVE A WINNER!
But I’ll announce it turdnight on the show!
🙂
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snatchy mc-cunter douche
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no comment
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Enough already!
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But madge I am having fun not paying attention in my class and writing stuff on my cunt-top. OY.
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Okay. Bye everyone–We are going to crash madge’s computer. Amber makes my bean swing.
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your not going to anounce it turd-now..
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Hello, ladies and germs…
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it’s 5:33 p.m. eastern
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I love you, madge!
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I think this site is having a “Denial Of Service” attack.
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Great podcast!
I hope I win 🙂
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This is a big comment list.
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This is an awsome way to have a give away. I was always concerned about the give away on the shows because I would always listen 24-36 hours later
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I wonder how close we are. Someone anounced a winner but I don’t know why we would believe that.
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My Mpio (DMK) player sucks with podcasting. It never remembers where I stopped and I have to spend 5 minutes fast forwarding to the last spot I listened to.
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I’ll have to start cunting. 1, 2, 3, 4,… damn — I’ll look for another way.
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CHRIST MY CUNT STINKS
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I’m just going to quote my favourite Madge-isms to fill up a couple of comments:
“Oh and he was raping me. My cousin Murray was raping me. He used to sing that song ALL the time. ALL THE TIME while he was raping me. I wish I could get over my cousing Murray raping me THEN I WOULDNT HAVE TO TAKE SO MUCH ACID ALL THE TIMEEE! STUPID BITCH.”
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100th comment!
“I’m not going to hurt you Victoria… Madge is here for you. I’ll take care of you. RIGHT AFTER I STICK THIS FORK UP YOUR CUNT YOU STUPID BITCH!”
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Ugh. Couldn’t we make it the 100th comment instead of the fucking 1000th comment?
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Were only at 1oo? dang.
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HELLO! YOU MISSED IT! IT’S OVER! I ALREADY WROTE THAT. FUCK. THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED TURDNIGHT, BUT IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DETERMINED. CHRIST I NEED A FOOD BINGE!
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Whoops. I’m a fucking moron who didn’t read all the comments and stupidly posted irrelevant shite. Bye Madge!
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You know…this is pretty pathetic. I have never seen most of these people post before…Amber and PuffyBlubberCunt. Why didn’t you ever post before? Why don’t you let Madge know how her show is doing, ecouragement posting, suggestions…but no, you just want a free ipod. You all are a bunch of whores as far as I am concerned.
And no…I am not bitter. I already have 3 ipods.
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I am sorry you feel that way Tigger–Why don’t you just envelope my, now hairless, jewy cunt with your big fat mouth? Huh? How’s that taste? Kind of like canned tuna? Good. And that shit stains clothes I hope you know. My ascunt (scroll up to read about that) is moist with delight. If you went over to AmeriCUNT then you would see that I have begun posting a bit there… it takes a firecrotch (now barren) like me a little while to moisten up. Now shut the fuck up. I must go listen to my new favorite song that includes the words “raping me softly with his cock, aborting me softly… with a wire hanger…”
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“Which will end first, the polka or the sex act? Place your bets!”
That’s one of my away messages.
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Ya Tigger.. Ditto!
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madge, I want to eat your yeasty cunt. ipods are awesome.
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I want the Yeast filled iPod.
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This I just found. Great Spoof. Well cut.
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Fandango? HOBOCAMP? Hobocamp?!
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Hey, I?ve been fascinated by your show since finding it profiled in USA Today.
I?m sorry you?re having real life problems based on your work as described on your video blog.
Art is polarizing. I hope you find a good balance as soon as possible.
All the best.
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Wee…! This is fun!
iPod is HOT, just like Madge. -
Podcasting
Recently the online community is making use of the rise of portable MP3 players and high-speed internet in the form of a new medium: Podcasting.
I’m having an iPod delivered shortly, and have been exploring how it all works.
Podcasts are essent…
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oh that’s hot! oh that’s some hot bitch shit!
question.
is there a script to your cooking with madge video (les beans). i’d really like to see it, if there is one out there. i’m not sure if anyone ever took the time to write it down!
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