Upcoming Events

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Dame Gagme Witherspoon

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My dear Australian step cousin, Dame Gagme Witherspoon, will be making a very rare personal appearance next Saturdday, May 13. She is returning to the Miss New Town Beauty Pageant to debut her crossover from opera to the wonderful world of show tunes.

The public is welcome, but this show always ends up standing room only so get there early. (Open seating).

The pageant is a benefit for the New Town Alanol Club, a place for people to treat their alcoholism or other addictions.

Place: St. Peter’s Church at Broadway and Belmont (on Belmont)
Time: Doors open at 7pm, show starts at 8.
Date: Saturday May 13
Price $20 with lots of good raffel prizes so bring extra money for more fun or to give my step-cousin a tip.

Please don’t call my step cousin a whore. Unlike me, she is refined.

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10 responses to “Upcoming Events”

May 5, 2006

Rupert

wow sounds interdresting, i wish i lived in america. by the way that reminds me of some1 i know well anyway maybe ill get a few sausend franks in an houer and can catsh a plain

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May 5, 2006

Mat Birge

OHMYGOD I totally want to hear your attempt at the Australian accent! Hahahha! Gadme looks like Tim Curry as Frank N Furter in the Rocky Horror Picture Show – awesome.

Please record it for your international listenturds!

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May 6, 2006

irene

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May 6, 2006

irene

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May 6, 2006

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  Andy Melton
  
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    1. May 6, 2006
      
      Andy Melton
      
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May 10, 2006

ladynwaitin

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