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YR530 No Voice Mails? Punishment is SEVERE!

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Get fucked.

The reason why there used to be so much background noise on these podcasts.

Some good news and some bad news about my body odor.

Turds.

Pomegranates.

Grizelda’s vaginal yeastathon?

Cheryl is in a shame spiral.

I try to call Shishaldin.

I’m getting weighed again tomorrow. I gained weight at the last weigh-in.

My one friend has more teeth stories but I don’t want to hear it.

I don’t like to get the cancer.

Rank seeds. Rank vagina.

The origin of the word “cunt.”

How’s Andy Melton doing on his diet?

Leave me voicemail at 206-888-CUNT or email me mp3’s at [email protected]

Sleepy on my anti-depressions.

I liked the prolap.se suggestions on my voicemail.

Vaginal fins.

I used to manage a grrl band.

Ethel Merman used to be my lover.

Did they ever put a little camera up someone’s ass and tape it?

Trotsky likes fruit. But he’s not gay.

Who has time for pomegranates?

They’re the most interesting fruit.

My birthday is coming up in March. Send me a big pomegranate.

Roger Smalls fingering a mouse.

Disgusting pornography I watched for my research.

Ragan Fox: America’s Next Top Bottom.

Amy Abdu.

I hate iTunes.

Steve Jobs is getting sued in some country.

Please send me the links to broken websites.

Scoble is copying me.

Since you, my audience, didn’t send me voicemail, then you can all get fucked.

Sign up on podshow.com and be my Podshow friend and also give me a good rating on iTunes.

You all don’t have the common decency to leave me an audio comment.

Audio punishment commences.

Why I’m on the outs with Calli Lewis.

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YR529 Cleaning out my box.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Vintage Chub Creek song.

Bicycle Mark.

I’m eating yogurt.

Playing with my levels.

Whachoo Bin Doon?

Coming up on the one-year anniversary of Gussy’s death.

I’m mad at Kruel Karla, her friend, and their guy friend Frank.

I hate Cheryl and her five-minute piece of shit show.

Go to whorehole.org and tell her she’s ugly.

This Boy Elroy.

Bad signs in podcasting.

Wet keyboard.

Technical lesbian things.

Retro “Hanna Jobs.”

Ragan Fox used to say I have a wooden hand.

Where is Matt Burgess?

I’m disorganized.

Matt Burgess’s musical debut.

I’m excited about my new RCN internet connection.

Repeat message from Blay Horowitz.

This whole show is an Alzheimer’s show.

Fingering MIce from Roger Smalls.

Call 206-888-CUNT to leave me voicemail and I’ll play it on my show.

Another Blay Horowitz voicemail. She talks too much.

Voicemail from Jihadist Jerry. She wants to bleach my asshole.

Cheryl steals my show.

Old John Ong/Cliffy promo clip.

Cliffy hasn’t done anything for a month.

Cliffy clip.


Fantastic Fred promo.

 

Ragan clip. He’s doing Fox and the City again.

I hate Simon Cowell.

Eating Irish cheese and yogurt.

Soundscape.

Old, old voicemail from Scott of the PNS Explosion.

Music.

I should do a cooking show but it would be stupid.

I saw Mayor Daley speak and it was stupid.

I asked Helen Shiller about the Walmart Big Box bill.

I listen to my voicemails.

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YR528 I don’t remember what I talked about except Blay Horowitz

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

I’m using a different mic turday.

Themesong by my Cunt Doctor, Taylor E. Ross.

I’m really into that HBO show, Rome.

Were the ancient Romans circumcised?

I didn’t lose any weight this week.

Hollywood loaf.

Blay Horowitz left a message fwhore me.

Elephants shitting inturd a bag.

Old timey song from Roger Smalls.

Matt Blender.

Rambling audio comment from some elderly Jewish womyn.

Audio skit.

I leave a voicemail to a fucking bitch.

Music.

I do care, but I don’t.

I went to a lesbian intellectual discussion about the Body Whorelds..

There’s a copycat Body Whorelds exhibit going around that should be illegal. Don’t see “The Body,” go see “Body Whorelds.”

Talking about yeast.

Making yogurt.

Brainfart.

Cheryl‘s gonna copy my shit.

Gussy’s shirt.

A voicemail from my depressed cousin, Israel Goldschmidt.

Music.

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YR527 Hot Cock Annie, and the TWITs

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

I just woke up.

I bought Trotsky a new toy. I’m turdning inturd Hollye.

A certain douchebag clandestinely affiliated with me has been going around saying net neutrality is a bad thing.

The reason why net neutrality is an issue.

I slept wonderfully yesturday.

I’m going turd have a weigh-in at Weight Watchturds soon.

I’m going turd post part 7 of Othwhore People’s Mirrwhores soon. It will include some close-up vag action.

The only reason TWIT is poopular.

The news is stupid. Who cares about Anna Nicole Smith?

Looking at TWIT.

Rocketboom reacts turd the Apple TV.

AC on TWIT?

Smelling my own farts.

Podshow people: don’t announce a new show and not have album art.

I cunt believe I’m going turd all this ef-fart. Send me relevant clips instead.

I’m losing it.

Music and clips with commentary.

I don’t care if my show’s turd long.

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YR526 Love Notes to Fatty

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

New Mr. Zeeche song: “The Who is You.”

Berbacia calls in.

Bill Streeter *IS* Star Jones.

My friend said the audience was hostile during The Color Purple musical.

Christiaan Huygens called Berbacia a blackface act.

Berbacia has a special announcement about Oprah.

Nate Berkus is implicated in this major announcement.

Berbacia’s on a new diet of vegetables and greens.

I call out Berbacia on her Oprah claim.

Berbacia got into a key fight with Gayle King.

Star Jones ate Gayle King.

R.I.P. Gayle King.

Berbacia hasn’t seen a lot of action lately.

Star Jones was wearing a pirate eyepatch.

I whored from a little bird that Berbacia and Star Jones were extras on Knot’s Landing.

I reveal my source.

Weird Jewish nicknames.

Berbacia is under involuntary lockdown.

Berbacia talks about Top Model.

Berbacia sings some Benny Benassi.

Berbacia and I do a dramatic re-enactment of an hot, very erotic story written by Roger Smalls.

I will post the rest of my conversation with Berbacia on Yeast 2.

Check out Berbacia’s Myspace Page.

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YR525 (Fixed) Quantum Lesbian Hole

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Podcasting from bed.

I had a dream about yeast.

I had to take a prescription sleeping pill.

Morning meditations.

A brief bio.

Trotsky.

I had anothwhore dream that involved sex, robots, and Andrew Baron and Joanne from Rocket Boom.

I’m really nuts.

Bicycle Mark: Resisting the War.

Email me at [email protected]. You can also send me audio comments (mp3’s, not links thanks).

I am a busy lesbian.

I miss Edward R. Murrow.

Everything we do in this society is all because of propaganda instituted by Freudian psychology.

Century of the Self,

Weird random voicemail that might have been from Helena Nation.

Blay Horowitz voicemail.

Leave me voicemails at 206-888-CUNT.

prolap.se.

Cheryl: a songwriter for the new generation.

Wanda Wisdom.

Big Gay News.

I leave a voicemail for Blay Horowitz.

Matt Blender leaves a voicemail asking my opinion on Idiocracy.

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If all else fails, try guilt.

An old Mr. Zeeche song.

Another Mr. Zeeche song.

Penny Pin Chang is turd busy turd be on the show right now.

Berbatia’s coming on the show next week.

Bill Streeter

Cheryl song.

Music.

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YR524 High Fructose Corn Vagina

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Really really long show turday with Ryls and Andy Melturd and Dace.

Care-los makes a retraction on yesturday’s progrum regarding the Creative Commons.

Ryls comes on.

Someone stole a line from Ryls.

What Care-los wants turd doo turd Cheryl‘s prolap.se.

Care-los thinks Cheryl’s show sucks.

I had a Viactiv.

Barfcyst from LIvejwhorenal.

Cheryl called Shishaldin a whore.

Carelos wants to flagellate Cheryl with her prolap.se.

I read about the Pips or something.

Cheryl‘s prolap.se is dry and rubbery.

Cheryl wants turd know about my urethra.

Cheryl saw a real emotional video on Insane Films.

Steve Jobs’ new spaceage TV.

Cheryl wants turd upload some vidjos to the Podshow Plus Beta.

Cheryl found a great place fwhore me turd find housedresses.

Wanda Wisdom has a big fat face.

I try turd callAndy Melton but he ignwhores us.

Trannywreck” was on Cheryl‘s show.

Lookin’ for prolap.se in all the wrong places.

I play a prolap.se promo by GoRainbowRadio.

I hang up on Care-Los.

Is Mikeypod a Krazy Kristian?

Cheryl thinks Mikeypod has Downs.

Mikeypod masturbates in public.

Cheryl wants turd meet Shitshaldin.

Matt Blender.

I try turd call Andy Melton.

Baby Botched Abortion.

Cheryl went turd see Body Worlds and saw the fetuses.

I know how turd look on Google Maps fwhore sex offenders.

Cheryl keeps talking over me.

I smell doody.

abortedfetus.net

Cheryl told people turd get fucked at the airport.

Cheryl saw Menopause: the Musical at Las Gaygas.

When I was a little girl there was a cafeteria lady at my school who had a huge, huge ass.

There aren’t enough Weight Watchturds meetings in Floriturd.

We accidentally left 15 minutes of our cuntversation on Andy Melton‘s Skype voicemail.

Figuring out travel plans with Trotsky.

Cheryl thinks I need turd get my life turdgether.

I have a fear of flying, like a true blue lesbian.

I talk about a dress with big lyps on it.

Penny Pin Chang’s finna be around until people stop saying mean things about whor.

Stinkhair in BC.

I saw a woman who paints with her vagina.

We talk about the weathturd.

Andy Melton sends me a text message.

This podcast is turd long.

Andy Melton is rude turd us when we’ve been nothing but nice turd them.

Andy Melton and Dace were talking about Cheryl.

Matt Blender.

Whatever.

Andy Melton‘s still on a diet.

They have scales at truck stops Andy Melton could weigh himself on.

Andy Melton should weigh his loaf.

Andy Melton stopped talking turd us.

Andy Melton tells us what he had turd eat turday.

Weight Watchturds points.

Andy Melton gets sassy with Cheryl while we talk about what he ate.

Richturd Simmons on Sirius.

Andy Melton‘s still sassy.

Andy Melton‘s dog ran away and his sistwhore wants him turd start dating womyn.

My life is hard.

My medications need turd be adjusted.

I’m allowed to say mean things because it’s not me saying them.

Cheryl and Andy Melton threaten each othwhore with violence.

Is Lady Bunny like Andy Melton in a wig?

Gay Expat.

Weird YouTube video of a mentally challenged woman.

Mwhore dieting chitchat.

I use a fist turd doo my Weight Watchturds.

Cheryl’s ugly.

Fibwhore One is sponsturding Cheryl.

I weigh 580.

Me and Oprah celebrated MLK Day by buying red things turdgether.

Andy’s waist size REVEALED!

We try turd prank call on Skype.

Looking at a housedress catalog for 90 minutes.

Looking at the Big and Tall catalog.

Nobody likes Penny Pin Chang.

Dace wants a new nervous system from the Chinese government.

Fundraiser for Andy Melton‘s pants?

Andy Melton‘s not out turd his family.

Cheryl needs turd clean her ears.

I wish Sharon from Tampon liked my Chinese friends.

People don’t like me and Andy Melton because we’re fat.

The things Andy Melton can say turd be funny.

The things we wish we could bring back.

Cheryl‘s vagina is doody free.

Andy Melton gets sassy some mo’.

I’m depressed.

Andy Melton‘s morbidly obese.

Cheryl‘s prolap.se looked like a kosher pickle the othturd day.

Good luck, Andy Melton, on your fat loss.

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YR523 Shishie, Dishie, Barfcyst and Care Los

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Shishaldin gets on the Skypes.

I’m on day 9 of my Weight Watchturds and Shishaldin tells me what I can eat with my leftover points.

Calculating WW points.

Eating all of Gay Expat‘s yogurt.

Shishaldin is trying turd get back into shape and she’s back on Weight Watchturds.

I need motivation right now.

Shishaldin’s going turd come visit me. So will Hellena Nation.

Shishaldin’s Weight Watchturds experience.

Funny stories about Jewish ladies at the Weight Watchturds meeting.

What Shishaldin’s had turd eat turday.

Shishaldin’s activity points.

Shishaldin will dedicate her next marathon turd vaginal yeast.

Shishaldin is coming turd town soon maybe mostly.

I liked the food in Germany.

Shishaldin is trying turd get relocated turd Berlin.

Shishaldin works with “Barfcyst.”

Mikeypod.

Matt Blender

Cheryl found me a stwhore that sells ugly housedresses.

I feel kind of bad about bringing Trotsky turd Floriturd with me.

Shishaldin and I negotiate travel plans.

Calling Carelos from Karmabanque.

Carlos thinks the Creative Commons people are assholes.

Evil Genius Chronicles thinks Creative Commons are good.

I think the Creative Commons stuff is pointless.

Carlos and I talk about the DRM PERFORM Act, which would lock up satellite radios and podcasts.

We’re in a war fighting phony terrorism and right now we’re doing this PERFORM Act.

Carlos talks about the new Creative Commons translation license.

The woman in charge of the translation needs turd get off her fatass and start whorking on the translation license.

Cheryl.

The Prolap.se Party.

Carlos says Wikipedia fucked with his cunributions turd the site.

Creative Commons also fucked with picturds Carlos tried turd place on Wikipedia.

Carlos needs his dick sucked.

Carlos experiences some technical difficulties.

Cheryl comes on for a split secunt.

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URGENT: DRM Attack on Podcasters! Must not ignore!

“Joe Biden, Dianne Feinstein, and two GOP senators are sponsoring a bill called the PERFORM Act that would require podcasts with music and satellite radio to be locked-up with music industry-approved DRM software. From the article: ‘All audio services — Webcasters included — would be obligated to implement “reasonably available and economically reasonable” copy-protection technology aimed at preventing “music theft” and restricting automatic recording.'”

JOE BIDEN AND DIANNE FEINSTEIN, ARE SELL-OUT ASSHOLES. LET THEM KNOW THEIR POLITICAL CAREERS ARE RUINED IF THEY CONTINUE SUCKING THE RIAA’S WART-RIDDEN COCK!

Here’s the full story.

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