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YR554 FIrst Annual Yeast Radio QUeen’s Day Bloat-out! With Max & Stacy, Bill Street Turd, Andy Melting Turd, Shishaldinm and of course, CheRILL ‘Uggums’ Mercowski.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

I try to call Andy Melton but the fucking asshole won’t answer.

Voicemail about my movies from Gay Trucker (?)

I’m so bored with myself.

I play another voicemail from some guy in San Diego who can’t speak up.

Andy’s lost another half an inch. His diet’s working.

Voicemail from Sharon in Tampon. She reads poems about my vagina and Wanda Wisdom.

Andy’s never had Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.

Andy does his Cheryl impersonation.

Trannywreck.

I play a New-Wavish Divine song.

I can’t believe they have John Travolta playing Divine’s part on Broadway.

Voicemail from Gay Trucker. She complains about my levels.

Gay Trucker’s with Podshow Plus Beta now.

Simon Tune sent me a voicemail and a taping of the Queen’s address.

Andy’s still in the closet w/his family.

I call Cheryl.

Cheryl complains about my levels or something and then compliments Andy on his weightloss.

Andy’s 100% body fat.

I told my psychiatrist that I’m overmedicated.

My birthday’s March 30th.

Cheryl tries to hang up on me.

Cheryl prank called a daycare center.

Cheryl tries to rush me.

People don’t give a shit whether or not I update.

A retarded guy won a contest for American Idol.

Steve Harris is going to a Mac Developer’s conference.

Cheryl tries to rush me again.

I try to get Andy and Cheryl to talk about stuff.

Cheryl’s lovelife sucks.

Al Sharpton’s related to Strom Thurmond.

My Skype call-in number is 773-831-4562.

I like food too much to kill myself. You don’t get to eat when you’re dead.

Andy still can’t get a scale that can weigh him.

I want to call Trannywreck but it’s too early for her.

I try to call John Ong but he’s “busy.” He’s an asshole.

Rob doesn’t answer my calls either. He’s an asshole too.

Andy reads me some gay Craigslist ads.

Cheryl comes back on. She pees out of her clit.

Everybody masturbates on Saturday mornings.

Sharon emailed Wanda Wisdom and told her to stop talking about her diet and they got into a cybercatfight.

Bill Streeter comes on.

I came up with a new diet plan.

I call up Grizelda.

Andy tells Grizelda his good news and Shishaldin’s mean about it.

Bill recommends the Amish Diet and Cheryl recommends the Smoking Diet.

Stacy from Karmabanque comes on.

Stacy thinks Cheryl looks hot in her bikini.

Max is on the line too.

Max says the rest of the world is dumping American dollars and America’s only making it worse.

Max says that gold is still a good investment.

Stacy says to invest in the yen or the Euro.

China recently beat out Japan as the US’s biggest debtor.

For the first time the American economy can collapse and the rest of the world will be fine.

I got a credit card in the mail to renew a card I never ordered.

Max says creditors abuse predatory lending tactics.

The academy awards.

Florida will cease to exist.

The government will step in to regulate the market even though it’s supposedly a free one.

Surveillance cameras.

Blue police surveillance cameras in certain Chicago neighborhoods.

People don’t understand principles anymore.

The Chicago mayoral election.

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