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fun fun time

  11:01 brian_royaloak : snowing like a bitch here in michigan eh?
11:01 humandog : yes
11:01 brian_royaloak : love it!
11:01 brian_royaloak : ow
11:01 humandog : today a discussion of yogurt cultures
11:01 brian_royaloak : i’m awake!
11:01 humandog : I see you
11:01 humandog : new hair
11:01 AuntieVeraCharles : I see you
11:01 Beryl_Maudling : Hello
11:01 brian_royaloak : see you
11:01 kristine22 : yaaaaaaaay
11:01 humandog : new mumu?
11:02 humandog : dress
11:02 AuntieVeraCharles : Schmatta
11:02 brian_royaloak : my momma wears pants
11:02 Beryl_Maudling : hi
11:02 brian_royaloak : madge did you talk about nader yesterday?
11:02 humandog : yes she did
11:02 brian_royaloak : damn
11:02 brian_royaloak : i will listen to podcast
11:02 humandog : filled with hate towards him
11:03 brian_royaloak : why am i faggity pink?
11:03 humandog : you are blue on my screen
11:03 brian_royaloak : oh
11:03 humandog : now you are pink
11:03 brian_royaloak : must be screen specific
11:03 humandog : your text
11:03 brian_royaloak : ther
11:03 brian_royaloak : there
11:03 brian_royaloak : omg
11:03 brian_royaloak : he is such a whiney fat ass
11:03 humandog : STUPID BITCH
11:03 kristine22 : hhahaha
11:03 humandog : EAT THE BIRD BITCH
11:03 kristine22 : i have my own fucking room
11:03 brian_royaloak : hahahah
11:03 brian_royaloak : he lost 2 lbs with that screaming!
11:04 humandog : was the inturdvention successful?
11:04 humandog : they look warmer
11:04 humandog : golden
11:05 Beryl_Maudling : oh!
11:05 brian_royaloak : anyone else having video choppiness?
11:05 Dude2008 : beryl
11:05 Beryl_Maudling : yes deae
11:05 Beryl_Maudling : dear
11:06 AuntieVeraCharles : Praise The Lord
11:06 humandog : madge is going to be showing us a number of exciting properties today
11:06 brian_royaloak : this whole north korea visit – fact or fiction?
11:06 brian_royaloak : i am refereing to the nuclear facility tear-downs that we are now seeing…
11:07 humandog : fiction
11:07 brian_royaloak : yeah – seems too easy
11:07 AuntieVeraCharles : YEAH
11:07 brian_royaloak : yes you are correct madge
11:07 jsdwdc : Weren’t they visitng NK?
11:07 kristine22 : yessss
11:07 brian_royaloak : although i can not see or hear you now
11:08 kristine22 : that suck for u
11:08 humandog : Mike Huckabee releases three eggs/day
11:08 brian_royaloak : mike hukleberry was funny on saturday night live
11:08 straightchris : teh-ham-min gook manseh!
11:08 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy Gold
11:08 brian_royaloak : i bought a case of gold bond
11:08 brian_royaloak : medicated itch
11:08 Beryl_Maudling : choppy
11:08 humandog : it hooks a little
11:08 kristine22 : hola
11:08 AuntieVeraCharles : buffering a lot
11:08 brian_royaloak : is that what i should be doing?
11:08 justinfeed : My audio keeps cutting out
11:09 bugchaser : Stream is a little choppy for me but I jsut got here.
11:09 humandog : turn down the video SLIGHTLY
11:09 Andy561 : a little choppy here
11:09 brian_royaloak : choppy
11:09 tinyrooster : fine for me
11:09 straightchris : shipal
11:09 tinyrooster : wish i could see people though. that was fun
11:09 humandog : yes
11:09 justinfeed : hi
11:09 humandog : you are on
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : you are one
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : on
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : even
11:09 straightchris : jup seh yu?
11:09 brian_royaloak : the concert in n korea was broadcast live to n korea
11:10  * bugchaser chases butterflies.
11:10 kristine22 : they’re trying to scam u
11:10 straightchris : kritche?
11:10 brian_royaloak : still very choppy w/ lots of buffering
11:10 bugchaser : Type /me and then the action.
11:10 justinfeed : yes
11:10 brian_royaloak : just me?
11:10 bugchaser : Smotehr now.
11:10 justinfeed : I am
11:10 AuntieVeraCharles : I am
11:10 jsdwdc : a bit
11:10 Andy561 : a little choppy here too
11:10 humandog : its slightly choppy, every so often
11:10 Beryl_Maudling : me
11:10  * bugchaser shows Madge what’s what.
11:10 brian_royaloak : you can’t get any uglier madge pull it way down 🙂
11:11 kristine22 : you’re hotttttt
11:11 Beryl_Maudling : yes
11:11 brian_royaloak : better for me
11:11 brian_royaloak : you are beautiful baby!
11:11 humandog : the stream, video and audio, hiccups every now and then
11:11 brian_royaloak : i take that back
11:11 bugchaser : That jsut reminded me of the movie Tootsie. “Can you pull back a little on her?” “How do you feel about Cleveland?”
11:11 humandog : leave it, its fine
11:11 brian_royaloak : buffering every minute now
11:11 Beryl_Maudling : thankyou dear
11:11 bugchaser : LOL
11:11 kristine22 : ugh
11:11 Beryl_Maudling : hello
11:11 brian_royaloak : is hillary gonna pull an andy melton on obama tonight?
11:12 bugchaser : I wasn’t calling you Tootsie, Madge.  I was refering to the ‘ugly’ comments – which I happen to disagree with.
11:12 humandog : gain weight on hum?
11:12 humandog : him?
11:12 brian_royaloak : no – freak out!
11:12 brian_royaloak : she seems pissed
11:12 humandog : is hillary going to gain weight while on stage?
11:12 bugchaser : Hello!
11:12 humandog : yes
11:12 bicyclemark : we need a picture of madge with a turban on. that will get her media attention
11:12 brian_royaloak : that press conference friday was hilarious!
11:12 humandog : turban and diaper robe
11:12 kfrankie : You’re whipped & unsaulted…
11:12 justinfeed : Hillary has gone insane.
11:13 brian_royaloak : her back is against the wall
11:13 Dude2008 : madge – congrats on your youtube success!
11:13 bicyclemark : i heard youre HUGE on jewtube as well
11:13 brian_royaloak : AWSOME MADGE!
11:13 brian_royaloak : i watched rasin in the sun last night – i thought it was about old jewish men in florida
11:14 brian_royaloak : i was very dissapointed
11:14 Dude2008 : will you be appearing on the highly successful “Women of Youtube” podcast?
11:14 brian_royaloak : there wasn’t a jew to be found
11:14 humandog : Womyn of YouTube
11:14 Beryl_Maudling : hello dear
11:15 Beryl_Maudling : sorry dear
11:15 bicyclemark : of being skinny
11:15 straightchris : she’s hit the gin darling
11:15 justinfeed : The campaign is using their “kitchen sink” approach, distributing turban pictures of Obama, and having spasmatic press conferences, and generally losing control of her bowels.
11:15 brian_royaloak : according to bbc news we gave n. korea another month in the dismaintaling process
11:15 Beryl_Maudling : thats not me
11:16 bicyclemark : this is Beryl’s moma
11:16 bicyclemark : Oh theres time
11:16 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy organic gold
11:16 bicyclemark : hells ya antievera
11:16 __M__ : Craft surely
11:16 bugchaser : Dolphin-safe organic gold?
11:17 bicyclemark : heres a cafe sappho here in amsturdam. amy used to play there
11:17 doyathink : clyps
11:17 bugchaser : Janet’s nipple worries me.
11:17 brian_royaloak : is that maddeline kahn?
11:17 JayT : planet?
11:17 AuntieVeraCharles : audio clits
11:17 bicyclemark : hmm
11:17 brian_royaloak : ??
11:17 brian_royaloak : anyone?
11:17 justinfeed : What is that clip?
11:17 bicyclemark : since my homestate is democratic… Ill vote for Nader. cause I cant possible sway the state
11:17 bugchaser : Does Bicycle Mark vote?  I thought he was an ex-pat.
11:17 bicyclemark : expats vote
11:18 Beryl_Maudling : play my song i sent you last week madge dear
11:18 bugchaser : I learned something new.
11:18 bicyclemark : though this one could barel y give a shit for national erections
11:18 JayT : that doesn’t make sense
11:18 brian_royaloak : play that!
11:18 brian_royaloak : i love it!
11:18 brian_royaloak : fat little queen
11:18 bugchaser : Sounds liek youre’ jsut a relocated pat, then.  Not really “ex.”
11:18 brian_royaloak : hahha madge
11:18 doyathink : it doesn’t make sense that expats vote? Why not?
11:18 bicyclemark : I make sure to keep an address, bank account, and a few things in the US just in case I need them
11:18 jsdwdc : poor Andy…nice boy…just damaged from all that exercise
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : Please don’t talk about love tonight
11:19 justinfeed : Auntie Vera, I sent you an email.  This message serves as your Gmail notifier.
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I’ll go look justin
11:19 bicyclemark : I miss red bank new jersey sometimes
11:19 Beryl_Maudling : i like Andy … he’s squiggy
11:19 bicyclemark : self cleanin oven.. whats it cooking?!
11:20 tinyrooster : this is giving me flashbacks
11:20 AuntieVeraCharles : Thank you justin, I will reply after this trainwreck is over
11:20 justinfeed : Please share the Andy
11:21 bicyclemark : christ. I dont wants no andy video. it might break my computers.  time to ride home from work… Ill be back
11:21 micerl : hi
11:21 __M__ : If you attached a dynomo to Andy’s jaw would it power New York or just Staten Island?
11:21 micerl : what is the topic?
11:21 straightchris : i like Andy
11:21 doyathink : weight belt
11:22 Dude2008 : poor andy
11:22 brian_royaloak : gross
11:22 AuntieVeraCharles : Jesus! HE makes ME look skinny
11:23 brian_royaloak : i didn’t think he could possibly be more gross than i imagined in my head
11:23 doyathink : be nice to andy
11:23 jsdwdc : please tell me you have a clip of him on the chair
11:23 justinfeed : What in the hell?
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : A very big servant
11:23 brian_royaloak : every fucking ounce of food on the planet
11:24 micerl : I never took Andy for being religious…
11:24 brian_royaloak : the sad thing is he thinks it’s funny
11:24 Dude2008 : the black sweater is very trimming
11:24 kristine22 : hahaha
11:24 brian_royaloak : if i were slitting my wrists on the camera would it be funny?
11:24 brian_royaloak : dont answer that!
11:24 brian_royaloak : forgot where i was 🙂
11:25 brian_royaloak : ha ha
11:25 brian_royaloak : smart ass
11:25 ustreamer-44073 : slitting wrists isnt funny
11:25 AuntieVeraCharles : poor chair
11:25 Dude2008 : the whole screen went black
11:25 brian_royaloak : that poor chair
11:25 Dude2008 : oh wait
11:25 justinfeed : Cue the Milkshakes song
11:25 AuntieVeraCharles : he’s fucking the chair?
11:25 doyathink : chair fuck?
11:25 bugchaser : He’s so hot he steamed up the lens.
11:25 Dude2008 : the chair is caught in his ass
11:25 micerl : A ninja.
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Praise the LOAD
11:26 doyathink : why would he do this to himself?
11:26 Beryl_Maudling : Go Andy
11:26 __M__ : Is that facial hair on his face or gravy?
11:28 brian_royaloak : what?
11:28 brian_royaloak : that was about 30 min!! 🙁
11:28 AuntieVeraCharles : bugged beryl
11:28 bugchaser : And I taught you how to do this:
11:28  * bugchaser taught Madge.
11:29 AuntieVeraCharles : emphasis on wink
11:30 straightchris : he got a job with john paulson associats now
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : Moral:  Buy barley
11:31 bugchaser : Exporter of the grain and the Borat.
11:31 straightchris : john paulson got a $4 billion paypacket last yera
11:31 doyathink : glad i’m gluten intolerant…not really
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy gold barley
11:31 bugchaser : Dolphin-safe organic gold barley.
11:32 bugchaser : Better yet, buy gold G-strings.
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : From the 30th floor: ‘My banker’s on his way down”
11:33 bugchaser : We need George Bailey to save us all w/ the Bailey Building and Loan.
11:33 micerl : Straightchris>http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120036645057290423.html
11:33 doyathink : Mary! Mary!
11:33 kfrankie : And Bailey wants to fuck…
11:33 justinfeed : The Republicans would elect the decomposing body of Ronald Reagan if they could.
11:33 bugchaser : DOn’t you know me, Mary?
11:34 straightchris : thanks micerl
11:34 micerl : Max got work there?
11:34 bugchaser : I’ve heard of branches of the military have a stand-down, but Starbucks?
11:34 doyathink : heard Dunkin’ Donuts was having 1/2 price coffee day
11:35 justinfeed : They could improve the customer experience by lowering their damn prices.
11:35 bugchaser : Speculum?
11:35 simp : people finally realized $300/month for lattes was ridiculous?
11:36 bugchaser : Hope lies in the prolapse?
11:36 Andy561 : that’s like 3 lattes / day
11:36 ustreamer-88017 : Coffee cost me under $10 a month. I buy a big can of Folger’s at the Wal-Mart.
11:36 bugchaser : I dont’ drink coffee. I win.
11:37 brian_royaloak : haha folgers
11:37 brian_royaloak : like my grandparents
11:37 bugchaser : What’s worse, Folger’s, or Wal-Mart?
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : uh oh
11:38 ustreamer-89114 : hi
11:38 straightchris : did you get my comment on Finkelstein?
11:38 micerl : http://digg.com/podcasts
11:39 bugchaser : “Kill himself in front of his children.”  You’re a scary dude.
11:39 AuntieVeraCharles : I LOVE political discourse
11:39 humandog : I love weight Loss segments
11:39 bugchaser : Cunt-cam?
11:39 justinfeed : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/07/dohling-the-simpsons-h_n_80223.html
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : Are you calling me fat?
11:40 brian_royaloak : it’s tonight
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m hungry
11:40 humandog : me too
11:41 __M__ : It’s clean coal, it is not a sickness.
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Pass me a big ole plate of clean coal
11:41 ustreamer-89114 : anita lee
11:42 Andy561 : nuclear power is the only long term solution
11:42 bugchaser : Clean Helmut Kohl?
11:43 ustreamer-89114 : yes
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : I didn’t marry a fingah….
11:43 ustreamer-53494 : hey
11:44 ustreamer-89114 : cing  chong
11:44 bugchaser : ho
11:45 Dude2008 : it’s called Andy’s Delight
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Super size me
11:45 doyathink : it is half price day at Dominoe’s
11:45 brian_royaloak : that makes my skin crawl
11:45 bugchaser : Is Andy channeling Divine?
11:46 Dude2008 : oh…it’s high in protein
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : So is semen
11:46 __M__ : I suspect HIV isn’t one of their topping though
11:47 simp : Atkins friendly, right?
11:47 ustreamer-89114 : hpv
11:47 ustreamer-89114 : pizza
11:47 bugchaser : LOL
11:47 micerl : What depression?
11:47 bugchaser : I’m not depressed.
11:47 humandog : http://www.junkfoodnews.net/
11:48 doyathink : anti-depressants don’t work
11:48 bugchaser : Not until they close the bathhouses.  THEN I’ll be depressed.
11:48 bugchaser : Tyra Bansk?
11:48 bugchaser : I can’t fuckin’ type.
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m still waiting for my 600 dollars
11:49 brian_royaloak : madge – yesterday you said gussi’s cancer was caused by chemicals from the salon – was this true? speculation? did the drs tell you that?
11:49 bugchaser : Not until May, sweetheart.
11:50 ustreamer-89114 : holw   wehat
11:50 ustreamer-89114 : hole
11:50 Dude2008 : whoreholewheat.org
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy gold
11:50 bugchaser : “Look at those LOW rates!  Thank you Eagle Man!”
11:51 AuntieVeraCharles : Max is still talking from two days ago..he thinks he’s still on
11:51 doyathink : whole wheat donuts prices rose 25%
11:51 micerl : own yer shit society
11:51 micerl : on credit
11:52 Dude2008 : borrow money to buy gold
11:52 bugchaser : Buy gold speedos.
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Trickle down is finally working
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Praise Ronnie!
11:52 micerl : ‘Monster’ Reincarnated at Hardee’sBad Boy of the Burger World is Reborn as New Monster Biscuit With Bacon and Sausage and Ham and Egg and Cheese
11:53 micerl : Now that’s something I’m NOT gonna buy
11:53 AlanGreenspan : Buy rusty gold.
11:53 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy Clean gold
11:53 AlanGreenspan : Buy Gold Bond medicated powder.
11:54 doyathink : all the food talk…giving Andy an orgasm
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m hungry
11:54 AlanGreenspan : I’m rich.
11:54 doyathink : and auntie vera, too
11:55 AlanGreenspan : The triple bypass burger.
11:55 doyathink : two fisting
11:55 AuntieVeraCharles : Yeah baby
11:55 AlanGreenspan : Who doesn’t want more meat?
11:55 reagan-255 : more meat?
11:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Andy Meltdown
11:56 AlanGreenspan : A meltin’ And Melton?
11:57 AlanGreenspan : Buy gold iPods!
11:57 ustreamer-88017 : I just bought a new MacBook Air.
11:57 AlanGreenspan : er iPhones.
11:57 Dude2008 : my anti-depressants aren’t working
11:57 micerl : You and the world…
11:58 AlanGreenspan : Hello Madge.
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : I gotta go The View is starting
11:59 brian_royaloak : god he just fucking makes me cringe!
11:59 AlanGreenspan : Another great show in the can.
11:59 brian_royaloak : that’s what she said!
11:59 AlanGreenspan : And by ‘the can’ I mean ‘the ass.’
11:59 AuntieVeraCharles : Can being the operative word
11:59 straightchris : don’t forget to flush
11:59 ustreamer-89114 : have  a  great day   galss!
12:00 humandog : Stay Here for the 5 minute wrap up show
12:00 humandog : starting shortly after the end of transmission
12:00 ustreamer-89114 : yeasty
12:00  * AlanGreenspan pets the humandog.
12:00 humandog : 5 Minute Yeast Wrap Up Progrum
12:00 AuntieVeraCharles : Be sure to turn the censor off on your after show
12:00 humandog : Immediately After Yeast Radio
12:00 AlanGreenspan : MMm, a yeast wrap.
12:00 AuntieVeraCharles : I got slammed for typing Twat
12:00 micerl : bye
12:00 Beryl_Maudling : Goodbye dear – thankyou for dedicating this lovely grum to me
12:00 brian_royaloak : BYE MADGE!
12:00 ustreamer-89114 : git her   done
12:01 ustreamer-89114 : hooooooooooow
12:01 AlanGreenspan : Cher?
12:01 yeastradio : is my video off or can you see my cunt?
12:01 simp : off
12:01 AlanGreenspan : Off.
12:01 brian_royaloak : off
12:01 yeastradio : sux
12:01 yeastradio-1 : wrap up show
12:01 brian_royaloak : post show! post show! post show!
12:01 AlanGreenspan : But I can still see your cunt in my mind.
12:02 brian_royaloak : i need my sexy basement daddy!