I keep my promises. This is the orange guy from Chili who called to complain about my food eating yeasterday:


Category: Pictures
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No Eating on the Show for One Week
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Best Photo of Show: Dawn Tries to KILL Me!
CC Chapman took this amazing photo!
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Don’t Fuck with The Onion
According to The News Blog, The White House told the Onion not to use the presidential seal in its parodies. THis is The Onion’s Response:

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Record Profits for Exxon

In a file photo Exxon Mobil Corp. Chairman and CEO Lee Raymond laughs during a news conference in Dallas, Wednesday, May 25, 2005. Exxon Mobil Corp., the largest publicly traded oil company in the world, on Thursday, Oct. 27, 2005, said third-quarter profit surged, buoyed by higher crude-oil and natural-gas prices, even as the period’s hurricanes hampered production. Revenue grew to $100.72 billion from $76.38 billion in the prior-year period. (AP Photo/Donna McWilliam) -
Lady Bunny Unveils the New National Symbol
Inspired by Jeff Stryker’s huge penis in her mouth while in Europe (see the photos on ladybunny.net), Lady Bunny has an Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the
government’s political stance.A condom allows for
inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a
bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re
actually being screwed.


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Doesn’t this photo of Cindy Sheehan being arrested with the photo of her dead son around her neck break your heart?

Anti-war protester and mother of a son who was killed in Iraq Cindy Sheehan (C) is arrested in front of the White House by U.S. Park Police during a protest in Washington September 26, 2005. Photo by Molly Riley/Reuters -
Are you mad as hell yet?
President Bush plays a guitar presented to him by Country Singer Mark Wills, right, backstage following his visit to Naval Base Coronado, Tuesday, Aug. 30, 2005. Bush visited the base to deliver remarks on V-J Commemoration Day. (AP Photo/ABC News, Martha Raddatz)



