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Peter Mavrik as Score! Rudolph press photo #2
hmmm. don’t we know this Mary from Windy City Queercayst?
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YR700 Special ATM Show (Alexyys Tylor & Momma)
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Show Notes by Enzo Sant’Elia
Happy 700th, Madge! Here you go:P.W. Fenton promo for A Shanty No Lemon just had
their 100th episode.This is Madge’s 700th episode.
Madge watched The Birds (the movie).
Missing Trotsky.
Giving Leopard a second chance.
Oprah’s messages are absolute torture.
How old is Madge’s audience?
Madge is Aunt Jemima’s wife. Get fucked.
Kiko sent Madge something.
Prolapses are for Prolap.se.
Searching for Alexyss Tylor.
Andy Melton doesn’t need to
search for anything.Madge’s vagina is disgusting and her ass stinks like a shit box in the woods.
Madge named one of her hard drives Ellsworth after a character from
Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead.A phone call from Bacon Fox.
Alexyss and Momma talk.
Bacon is going to Chicago for a conference.
Madge hasn’t been outside in two days.
Leopard making noises.
Camille Paglia mentioned David Cerda’s The Birds in her column.
Andy Melton was fat on Ax Madge.
Talking like Wanda Wisdom.
Checking the news.
Who cares about Hillary? Madge is sick of the election.
The Republicans will steal the election again.
If you’re fat and boring then your videocasts are lame.
Democracy Now article on
hate crimes and racist symbolism.New TV conference report.
Corrente
Wire article.Generation V for Vagina.
Earthquake in Chile; we care because they’re in our free trade zone.
Al Gore joined Kleiner Perkins, which gave seed money to PodShow.
Greta Van Susteren’s Greta
Wire is posting Benazir Bhutto interview clips as podcasts.Democratic approval of Mukasky, who can’t call “waterboarding” “drowning.”
Gitmo for journalists.
Madge is trying to get back into the swing of things.
Madge got a free membership to 24-hour fitness.
Camille
Paglia‘s mention of The Birds. Camille is represented in the
show.Camille belongs on Huffington Post with her ego.
Eating.
What is a deus ex machina?
Madge won’t play the presidential address because it’s full of lies.
There’s nothing to talk to about. Everybody’s insane and wants to die.
The Birds makes more sense today after 9/11.
America is over. Democrats are running for dictator.
Music and clips while Madge eats.
Madge wants presents for the 700th show.
Alexyss.
Catching Momma off guard without her pannus cover on.
Madge could host Alexyss’ clyps for her.
Mash-up.
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YR699 299?
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I don’t know what this is. song at the end by David Cerda  from Poseidon – the one about mean girls.
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YR697 Weather Channel Climate Change is a Hoax While Holland Prepares to Drown
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show notes by Enzo Sant’Elia
Lesbian throat clearing.Excuse me, ‘scuse me, ‘scuse me.
Liswood/Tylor clips.
The shittiest opening ever.
Madge’s fistula hurts.
Madge hasn’t been in the mood to do a show.
The novelty of travel has worn off. Madge can’t wait to get home to
prolapse and masturbate her vagina.Madge has a burst blood vessel in her cornea so she can’t put her
academics on to do the next Ax Madge.Checking Twitter.
No Fuel Day? How about Get Fucked Day?
Chicago, Madge’s favorite city; Holland, Madge’s favorite country.
From the BBC: flood threats in Holland and Britain.
Gails and lesbians.
1/3 of the landmass in Holland is under sea level.
Who cares about Britain?
Madge thinks the writers’ strike is important. Fiction writers play a
key role during times of crisis.Madge shoots water up her ass and all she gets is one comment.
It’s your fault that Madge can’t breathe.
Lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps.
Insurance companies now offering VIP disaster protection that yields
selective firefighting in disaster-ridden communities.Madge gets the blues when someone she knows is about to die or
when—nevermind, she can’t think of anything clever.Toys that get you high and kill kids. We don’t care where our toys
come from as long as they’re cheap.Twitter/Facebook are sorry excuses for socialization.
Ignoring Facebook application requests.
If you’re bored, you’re boring.
Madge is Tina Yothers.
Reading a blog
posting about HAVA.Lyps.
Thanks to MikeyPod for finding
the music for the last video Madge put out.Madge doesn’t support the troops who kill because some moron in the
White House tells them to. She supports the troops that stand up for
themselves and take risks.Jan Schakowsky is sponsoring an anti-Blackwater bill to stop
outsourcing security.Madge is not impressed with Bareback Obama.
Madge reads right-wing blogs.
Weather Channel founder, John Coleman, calls global warming “greatest
scam in history” (herstory?)Madge pees standing up, some sort of technical malfunction while doing so.
Consider Coleman’s idiocy when you decide whom to patronize when
getting your weather information.Leopard is not that bad overall.
Email Madge at bloated
lesbian at gmail dot com or leave a comment at 206-888-CUNT.Get fucked.
Apologizing for Texafornia’s clip.
Dr. Liswood extended remix. 500,000,000 sperm are ejaculated in each
ejaculation.Mash-up.
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YR695 What? oh. Excuse me…
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More sex ed and gospel lyps.
stick through this one… a nice new song from Amy at the end.
Show Notes by Enzo Sant’Ella:
Salute the vagina. No, you didn’t say that.
Rub it. Lick it. Scrub it. Stick it.
Alexyss Tylor/Dr. Liswood techno mix.
Right, right …
Madge is doing this in real time.
Madge is sick with laryngitis. Get fucked.
Lyps.
Music from some acronymed Sri Lankan.
Gospel music, testifying.
Voicemail from Andy about serving food attractively.
Testicle-fying.
My cousin from Red Bank, New Jersey.
Voicemail from Andy about squirrel dishes.
Whose lyps hurt more than Andy Melton’s?
99999999999999.
Voicemail from Oprah and friends.
Oprah’s minge added Madge on Twitter.
More techno.
Madge wishes she were black.
Subliminal messages: send Madge money; rishey at hotmail dot com is
Madge’s PayPal.Money honey.
Lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps.
Do you like the way your penis feels rubbing against your pants? Then
send Madge money.Lyps lyps lyps.
Don’t send Alexyss Tylor or Mama money—she’ll just spend it on gubment cheese.
Until prolyps do we part.
Extended mash-up.
Leopard sucks.
Amy’s cover of a David Bowie song.
It matter what dick and nut think.
