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YR524 High Fructose Corn Vagina
Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Really really long show turday with Ryls and Andy Melturd and Dace.
Care-los makes a retraction on yesturday’s progrum regarding the Creative Commons.
Ryls comes on.
Someone stole a line from Ryls.
What Care-los wants turd doo turd Cheryl‘s prolap.se.
Care-los thinks Cheryl’s show sucks.
I had a Viactiv.
Cheryl called Shishaldin a whore.
Carelos wants to flagellate Cheryl with her prolap.se.
I read about the Pips or something.
Cheryl‘s prolap.se is dry and rubbery.
Cheryl wants turd know about my urethra.
Cheryl saw a real emotional video on Insane Films.
Steve Jobs’ new spaceage TV.
Cheryl wants turd upload some vidjos to the Podshow Plus Beta.
Cheryl found a great place fwhore me turd find housedresses.
Wanda Wisdom has a big fat face.
I try turd callAndy Melton but he ignwhores us.
“Trannywreck” was on Cheryl‘s show.
Lookin’ for prolap.se in all the wrong places.
I play a prolap.se promo by GoRainbowRadio.
I hang up on Care-Los.
Is Mikeypod a Krazy Kristian?
Cheryl thinks Mikeypod has Downs.
Mikeypod masturbates in public.
Cheryl wants turd meet Shitshaldin.
I try turd call Andy Melton.
Baby Botched Abortion.
Cheryl went turd see Body Worlds and saw the fetuses.
I know how turd look on Google Maps fwhore sex offenders.
Cheryl keeps talking over me.
I smell doody.
abortedfetus.net
Cheryl told people turd get fucked at the airport.
Cheryl saw Menopause: the Musical at Las Gaygas.
When I was a little girl there was a cafeteria lady at my school who had a huge, huge ass.
There aren’t enough Weight Watchturds meetings in Floriturd.
We accidentally left 15 minutes of our cuntversation on Andy Melton‘s Skype voicemail.
Figuring out travel plans with Trotsky.
Cheryl thinks I need turd get my life turdgether.
I have a fear of flying, like a true blue lesbian.
I talk about a dress with big lyps on it.
Penny Pin Chang’s finna be around until people stop saying mean things about whor.
Stinkhair in BC.
I saw a woman who paints with her vagina.
We talk about the weathturd.
Andy Melton sends me a text message.
This podcast is turd long.
Andy Melton is rude turd us when we’ve been nothing but nice turd them.
Andy Melton and Dace were talking about Cheryl.
Whatever.
Andy Melton‘s still on a diet.
They have scales at truck stops Andy Melton could weigh himself on.
Andy Melton should weigh his loaf.
Andy Melton stopped talking turd us.
Andy Melton tells us what he had turd eat turday.
Weight Watchturds points.
Andy Melton gets sassy with Cheryl while we talk about what he ate.
Richturd Simmons on Sirius.
Andy Melton‘s still sassy.
Andy Melton‘s dog ran away and his sistwhore wants him turd start dating womyn.
My life is hard.
My medications need turd be adjusted.
I’m allowed to say mean things because it’s not me saying them.
Cheryl and Andy Melton threaten each othwhore with violence.
Is Lady Bunny like Andy Melton in a wig?
Weird YouTube video of a mentally challenged woman.
Mwhore dieting chitchat.
I use a fist turd doo my Weight Watchturds.
Cheryl’s ugly.
Fibwhore One is sponsturding Cheryl.
I weigh 580.
Me and Oprah celebrated MLK Day by buying red things turdgether.
Andy’s waist size REVEALED!
We try turd prank call on Skype.
Looking at a housedress catalog for 90 minutes.
Looking at the Big and Tall catalog.
Nobody likes Penny Pin Chang.
Dace wants a new nervous system from the Chinese government.
Fundraiser for Andy Melton‘s pants?
Andy Melton‘s not out turd his family.
Cheryl needs turd clean her ears.
I wish Sharon from Tampon liked my Chinese friends.
People don’t like me and Andy Melton because we’re fat.
The things Andy Melton can say turd be funny.
The things we wish we could bring back.
Cheryl‘s vagina is doody free.
Andy Melton gets sassy some mo’.
I’m depressed.
Andy Melton‘s morbidly obese.
Cheryl‘s prolap.se looked like a kosher pickle the othturd day.
Good luck, Andy Melton, on your fat loss.
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YR523 Shishie, Dishie, Barfcyst and Care Los
Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Shishaldin gets on the Skypes.
I’m on day 9 of my Weight Watchturds and Shishaldin tells me what I can eat with my leftover points.
Calculating WW points.
Eating all of Gay Expat‘s yogurt.
Shishaldin is trying turd get back into shape and she’s back on Weight Watchturds.
I need motivation right now.
Shishaldin’s going turd come visit me. So will Hellena Nation.
Shishaldin’s Weight Watchturds experience.
Funny stories about Jewish ladies at the Weight Watchturds meeting.
What Shishaldin’s had turd eat turday.
Shishaldin’s activity points.
Shishaldin will dedicate her next marathon turd vaginal yeast.
Shishaldin is coming turd town soon maybe mostly.
I liked the food in Germany.
Shishaldin is trying turd get relocated turd Berlin.
Shishaldin works with “Barfcyst.”
Cheryl found me a stwhore that sells ugly housedresses.
I feel kind of bad about bringing Trotsky turd Floriturd with me.
Shishaldin and I negotiate travel plans.
Calling Carelos from Karmabanque.
Carlos thinks the Creative Commons people are assholes.
Evil Genius Chronicles thinks Creative Commons are good.
I think the Creative Commons stuff is pointless.
Carlos and I talk about the DRM PERFORM Act, which would lock up satellite radios and podcasts.
We’re in a war fighting phony terrorism and right now we’re doing this PERFORM Act.
Carlos talks about the new Creative Commons translation license.
The woman in charge of the translation needs turd get off her fatass and start whorking on the translation license.
The Prolap.se Party.
Carlos says Wikipedia fucked with his cunributions turd the site.
Creative Commons also fucked with picturds Carlos tried turd place on Wikipedia.
Carlos needs his dick sucked.
Carlos experiences some technical difficulties.
Cheryl comes on for a split secunt.
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YR522 MLK Madge Free Special – Worker’s Rights and Wal-Mart: INterview with Policial Science Prof. from Columbia Dorian Warren
Madge is off Celebrating Martin Luther King Day with her black friend, Oprah Winnefield, so Richard Bluestein is covering for her today. Richard interviews Dorian Warren, A Political Science Professor who was instrumental in the Wal-Mart living wage controversy last year.It’s good so listen to it. Madge will be back TOmorrow.
Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Madge is off Celebrating Martin Luther King Day with her black friend, Oprah Winnefield. Madge will be back tomorrow.
Special guest host Richard Bluestein interviews Dorian Warren, a Political Science Professor who was instrumental in the Wal-Mart living wage controversy last year.
Dorian’s academic background and how he got involved in the worker’s rights movement.
Trying to fight Walmart on a site-by-site basis.
Costco wages/benefits vs. Walmart’s.
Does the government subsidize Walmart’s healthcare benefits?
Other corporate offenders.
How healthcare became tied in with US jobs in the first place.
Dorian’s research interests.
What Dorian has observed about progressive federalism on the political left.
Political backlash?
Walmart as a political player.
How the Big Box movement made it to the Chicago political table.
The intentions behind the Big Box movement.
The future of the Big Box movement.
Living wages vs. no new jobs at all.
The appeal of Walmart.
Walmart’s new ad campaign.
Walmart’s computerized employee scheduling system.
Politicians that Dorian thinks are on the right track.
The new minimum wage.
San Fransisco’s minimum wage.
The middle class and salary.
Does trickle-down economics work?
Chinese worker abuse at Apple factories.
Politlcal bribery.
This site gives out campaign contribution information.
How to get politically involved.
More information on Walmart:
Technorati Tags: bluesein, income, labor, livng wage, minimum wage, WAL-MART, yeast
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yr521 You know you wan’t some of this hot bitch shit.
Shownotes by Matt Blender.
PW Fenton intro.
Mr. Zeech song: “I Don’t Like Americunts.”
Drilling at my parents’ cuntominium.
Mikeypod says I’m breathing inturd the mic turd much. He’s been pretty ornery laturdly.
Mikeypud be talkin’ shit on his Livejournal.
Someday I will talk about why Jewish people speak with their mouths open.
I’m still on the Weight Watchturds.
My sisturd said something very observant about me.
Penny Pin Chang comes on.
PPC= angry resbian Chinese cunt.
PPC is Farun Gong?
Aparogize to PPC.
Penny’s really tired of getting hate mail.
I’m fat, Jewish, and bloating.
Cheryl‘s a stupid bitch.
It’s the fifth anniversary of Guantanimo. Check out Democracy Now. Subscribe turd their podcast even before you subscribe turd mine.
Maybe Weight Watchturds will sponsturd me. Or maybe I’ll get some new sponsturds at all.
Matt Blender= must subscribe podcast. But not befwhore mine and Cheryl and Wanda Wisdom.
New Eclectic News Brief! With a new hostess!
Going over my Weight Watchturds points.
I’m a very obese womyn.
Get Gwhorge W. out of office.
Acceptance and “keeping your own house in order.”
Why does George W. have turd travel so fucking much anyways?
My vagina is 160 calories and 14 grams of fiber and fat grams are 2. So it’s 3 Weight Watchturds points.
Yogurt.
Daily Sars Code= funny transcript of the Daily Source Code.
My sponsturd, GoDaddy.com. It’s great, yummy, and fun. Use codes madge1, madge2, madge3 for special discounts.
Your mother with stinkhair in BC.
People are tired of my on-air shitting.
The sound of the beach.
Wonderful Bluetooth headphones.
Mac talk.
Pornographic movies.
I’m exciturd about Mac’s Leopard and Torrentspy.
My friend Clintoris.
The reason why the Holocaust happened.
Checking some voicemails.
I just don’t care anymore.
I’m not mean. I just say mean things.
Voicemails:
a very long prhomo and…
my birthday present turd Sharon from Tampon. Is she a lesboon?
Roger Smalls email.
Voicemail from Ali. She’s on Mikeypod’s podcast.
Making some generic popped cwhoren.
Maybe we overestimaturd the prolap.se audience.
My mothturd’s drum playing.
Lots of Jews chew with their mouth open on purpose.
A Shanty No Lemon is releasing a best-of CD.
I eat while I listen turd an old prank phone call.
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YR520 Cheryl, Prostrate Expert Miss Cha Cha Bottom Hole
skype disaster- very long. don’t worry about global warming. worry about cheRILL’s lapse only.
Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Cheryl on the Skype.
Don’t use WordPress 2.06.
Steve Jobs invented the phone! Wow!
Cheryl thinks Penny Pin Chang isn’t funny.
Cheryl and Sharon from Tampon are cuntspiring against Penny Pin Chang.
I went turd a very Jewish Weight Watch-turds meeting.
We try turd Skype with “chachaheels” who isn’t around.
One of Cheryl‘s friends is going turd Hisrael.
“Chachaheels” is back.
Chachaheels knows about the Skeins gland.
Chachaheels is a prostate research scientist.
I like the Chinese. Food.
Skeins (?) gland discussion.
Chachaheels’ research.
PSA levels.
Cheryl was born with half a skeins (?) glad and half a prostate.
Blatant lies on Cheryl‘s iTurds review page.
When turd get ywhore prostrate checked and gay mens’ chances of getting prostrate cancer.
Getting titillated while getting a prostrate exam at the doc-twhores.
Chachaheels is gay and likes a thick dick.
My new nickname?
The Body Worlds exhibit.
One of Cheryl‘s fetuses was born pregnant.
How chachaheels got inturd prostrate research.
Chachaheels is from Texas.
Frog noises.
Shishaldin’s perfwhoremance art idea fwhore me.
Bicycle Mark comes on the Skypes.
All the differenct cancers you can get from the Apple Phone.
How much energy it takes turd travel.
My cuntplaints on Al Gwhore’s movie.
Bicycle Mark went turd a hacwhore conference.
How homosexuals get started.
What vaginal yeast looks like turd Bicycle Mark.
You can’t see the prostrate.
Dace.
Cheryl‘s the only one who doesn’t get kicked off the Skype shows.
Saudi cruising.
Cheryl in surround sound.
Does chachaheels have an advice question?
One-year anniversary of Howhored Sturd.
My rotating Sirius schedule.
GeekBrief’s and Rocketboom’s listing on iTurds.
Amanda Congdon bukake.
This show is more popular than the Japanese version of Rocketboom.
I’m hosting Eclectic News Brief soon.
Chachaheels’ idea for Eclectic News Brief.
Cheryl‘s friends with Calli Lewis.
A new annoying show called Show Girls.
The reason why I’m not selling Yeast merchandise.
Me and Cheryl are going turd celebrate her cuntillion.
Chachaheels wants advice on blahoe.
Plunger lyps.
Sucking a dick and your tonsils get big.
Chachaheels sucks circumsized and uncircumsized penises.
The benefits of cocksucking.
Pooping on your sex partners.
Jewish Macy’s Exchange.
Laughing at all the wrong parts at a Jewy Weight Watchturds meeting.
I know a crazy queen who writes cuntplaint letters.
The thing turd do these days is turd blog your cuntplaints.
prolap.se is dying.
Our favorite prolapse picturds.
Goat prolapse.
We hate Wanda Wisdom out.
Dace comes on turd Skype and talks like Trannywreck.
I’m working on inturdviewing an hopeful amputee.
Ali is MIA.
Girl on Tech hangs up on us.
Chachaheels’ real name.
What’s up with Dace.
Looking at prolap.se picturds.
Trying turd call a randumb Chinese person on the Skypes.
German peoples’ sexual habits.
The Dutch are mwhore inturd scat than the Deutsch.
Cheryl practices shitting.
Ass shaving.
Nair enemas.
Chachaheels’ nationality.
Lady Raptastic.
Trannywreck‘s vagina has been hurting lately.
Dace hangs up.
Cheryl is a stupid bitch.
Cheryl sings some Chicago.
Prolap.se Beta.
Kung Fu lapsing.
Six foot camel toe on yesturday’s album art.
Dirty picturds of Danny Pintauro from Who’s the Boss.
Wanda Wisdom thinks she’s a top and Chachaheels wouldn’t let her fuck him.
I call John Ong and ask her about Penny Pin Chang.
Mwhore chitchat about phones and carriers.
John Ong teaches us some Chinese.
Andy Melton calls in.
I’d like turd rip that bitch Sharon from Tampon a new one.
John Ong says some Chinese can’t pronounce the “d” song.
A Chinese woman calls in and John Ong speaks Chinese turd her.
Cheryl leaves.
Andy Melton is still on her diet.
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YR519 Pre-Chewed Bacon, Back Fat, and My First ShowerCast
Penny shits, Madge’s first showercast, and much awful stuff. Really bad show- don’t listen if this is your first time listening turd me.
Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Penny Pin Chang is Chinese brubbercunt, broated Jewish Resbian.
I kill Sharon from Tampon.
Jewish resbian shit.
Fuck rou, Sharon from Tampon.
Fuck rou Matt Turdless.
Chinese outro. Prorap.se.
Back to Madge.
Penny Pin Chang is not popular.
Your homework ass-ignment: give Cheryl some nice ratings on iTurds and other people like me and Wanturd Wisdom and Gay Expat.
I don’t want the cleaning woman to overhear me.
Robin Queefers couldn’t believe that podcasts sound like they’re taped from living rooms.
Robin is a black Uncle Tom patsy.
L’chaim.
I ended up in jail with nothing but a hospital gown, handcuffed to a cot (?)
Weight Watch-turds.
Podcasting in the shower. I can see my naked fat body.
Cheryl is a stupid bitch.
Turday’s my first day back on the Weight Watchers points.
I’m the antithesis turd Geek Brief.
I’m happy we have Nancy Pelosi.
I don’t want turd talk about politics.
Bicycle Mark knows about Somalia.
The Weight Watchturds meeting was at a synagogue during a Bar Mitzvah practice.
Taking a shower and putting fingers in my whorehole.
Funny things at Weight Watchturds.
The team leader discussed bacon.
Why I like Jews.
Drinking waturd.
I heard the Steve Jobs keynote when he introduced a phone.
Wishing someone dead is not a crime.
Goodbye, Pagan audience.
Cheryl called Calli Lewis a name.
The one thing that would make me not want the new Apple phone.
Please visit prolap.se.
Also visit QPodder.
Email me an mp3 of your promo as an attachment turd [email protected] and I’ll play it.
Bush mashup.
The new phone will be fucked up because its technology is turd new.
Does the phone work with any carrier?
Tarantula throwing.
Apple TV.
I like macrumors.com.
The new phone is basically worthless.
Jason Flatowitz remix of my theme musique.
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YR518 Whatever 2x
Shownotes by Matt Blender.
I’m a lesbian about turd take shit.
Sticking the mic downstairs.
Details on my BM.
My
Wanda Wisdom spent the weekend hosting a drag tragedy and Cheryl went there with whore.
Thea-twhore of the mind.
The lost Penny Pin Chang shit video.
A nice douche.
Audience: the Girl on Tech only got $1,000 fwhore her medical expense fund. We need $3,000. So how about a little bit mwhore?
I once wrote a one-woman musical called Bloated with a B.
I am not a lib-whore-tarian.
Talking turd myself.
Reason why the Mac Book Pro was shutting itself on and off.
Erma Bombeck.
Shaving my blubbercunt.
Some shit you just don’t fucking get over.
The US got invaded by Mexico.
Theme for the news.
Lego sculptures.
Cheryl clip.
Cheryl covers Moulin Rouge.
Noise music.
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YR517 Year of the Stupid Bitch
Learn about why 1Turd Wisdumb is so special in 2007.
Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Cheryl covers Karen Carpenter.
Sassy Asian woman reaves a voicemair.
Penny Pin Chang thinks the Sassy Asian woman is jearous of Penny and Criffy.
Mao is afturd Penny.
Penny is a Chinese Resbian.
Penny has a vagenis.
Penny sells Repubrican organs to Americans.
Penny tarked turd famous boring drag queen Wanda Wisdom.
John Ong tord Penny next year is Year of Pig, aka Year of Rucky Bitch Radio Wanda Wisdumb year.
Prease send Wanda casserores and bagers
206-888-CUNT turd reave Madge voicemair.
Emair mp3 attachments turd [email protected]
Sterra leaves me a voicemair.
Rost Cosmonaut (?) on Rivejournar. I have no idea if this is the right link. -ed.
Resbian fightcrub?
Sterra reaves another voicemair about New Year’s or something.
Andy Melton reaves a sassy voicemair about Casuar Big and Tarr and Penny snaps.
Fucking crazy Sterra reaves ANOTHER voicemair about Canada.
Sterra reaves ANOTHER voicemair.
No Madge today. Aready 26 minute.
Penny sings a song.
Wanda Wisdom is fat whore.
Sharom!
Go fuck serf.
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YR516 Numba Lon Prorapse Slategy Cuntinue
more on cherly’s and miness’s new business venture funded by the Indians.
Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Penny Ping Chang addresses some cuntplaints about whore voice.
Cheryl better watch out fwhore Penny Ping Chang.
Penny Ping Chang: #1 Bloated Lesbian Jewish Chinesewoman.
I finally get turd do a show the way I want turd.
Cheryl and I have launched a new website called prolap.se.
These headphones make me talk mwhore slowly.
Yesterday Cheryl and I did a straturdgy cast about prolap.se.
Taking medications.
Learning the alphabet.
It’s Wednesday.
Steve Harris made us a prolap.se widget.
You can get a Yeast widget here.
Thank you Roger Smalls for the artwork.
Why the big deal about the prolap.se.
GoDaddy is my favwhorite sponsturd.
I’m back in cuntmunication with Rachel Kann.
A DVD called Filmnacht im Hunger from Ceven.
I try turd stay away from the skin cancer.
I’m going turd have a meetup with Joseph Ravens.
I got great bicycle lights from the Hollands.
http://thedailysarscode.blogspot.com/
Matt Blender: a must-subscribe.
“I Am Not a Lesbian” shirt from Steve Harris.
What I pack when I go travelling.
The reason why I’ve got the house turd myself turday.
Everybody loves Berbacia Clemons!
Except Bill Streeter.
Farting inturd the mic.
I’m going turd be into a video but it’s not Desperate House Whores.
Nobody ever promised me a rosegarden.
Podshow Plus Beta: the only place you can host ywhore stuff for free, all you want.
Sneezing.
I Love 102 Sirius Stars. It’s got Howard Stern and Martha Stewarts and Playboy Radio. So please subscribe and tell them Madge sent you.
We’ve been having way turd much of Cheryl on the show lately.
Gay Expat is going turd be on PNS Explosion.
Why would you resign at Home Depot?
A new videoblog: Uniturd Vloggers.
Ali Myvagina is back from Bangawhore.
Ali’s urethra.
Prolapse: the Musical at prolap.se.
Tech Talk helped podcasting take off.
Cheryl and I had a business meeting about marketing prolap.se.
I miss my bidet and my Trotski.
Marketing Prolapse: the Musical turd nursing homes.
Penny Ping Chang takes us out with some pancreas coaxing.