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pussy ain’t got no face
douches too

i know that for a fack

Show Notes by Enzo Sant’Elia
Happy 700th, Madge! Here you go:

P.W. Fenton promo for A Shanty No Lemon just had
their 100th episode.

This is Madge’s 700th episode.

Madge watched The Birds (the movie).

Missing Trotsky.

Giving Leopard a second chance.

Oprah’s messages are absolute torture.

How old is Madge’s audience?

Madge is Aunt Jemima’s wife. Get fucked.

Kiko sent Madge something.

Prolapses are for Prolap.se.

Searching for Alexyss Tylor.

Andy Melton doesn’t need to
search for anything.

Madge’s vagina is disgusting and her ass stinks like a shit box in the woods.

Madge named one of her hard drives Ellsworth after a character from
Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead.

A phone call from Bacon Fox.

Alexyss and Momma talk.

Bacon is going to Chicago for a conference.

Madge hasn’t been outside in two days.

Leopard making noises.

Camille Paglia mentioned David Cerda’s The Birds in her column.

Andy Melton was fat on Ax Madge.

Talking like Wanda Wisdom.

Checking the news.

Who cares about Hillary? Madge is sick of the election.

The Republicans will steal the election again.

If you’re fat and boring then your videocasts are lame.

Democracy Now article on
hate crimes and racist symbolism.

New TV conference report.

Corrente
Wire article.

Generation V for Vagina.

Earthquake in Chile; we care because they’re in our free trade zone.

Al Gore joined Kleiner Perkins, which gave seed money to PodShow.

Greta Van Susteren’s Greta
Wire is posting Benazir Bhutto interview clips as podcasts.

Democratic approval of Mukasky, who can’t call “waterboarding” “drowning.”

Gitmo for journalists.

Madge is trying to get back into the swing of things.

Madge got a free membership to 24-hour fitness.

Camille
Paglia‘s mention of The Birds. Camille is represented in the
show.

Camille belongs on Huffington Post with her ego.

Eating.

What is a deus ex machina?

Madge won’t play the presidential address because it’s full of lies.

There’s nothing to talk to about. Everybody’s insane and wants to die.

The Birds makes more sense today after 9/11.

America is over. Democrats are running for dictator.

Music and clips while Madge eats.

Madge wants presents for the 700th show.

Alexyss.

Catching Momma off guard without her pannus cover on.

Madge could host Alexyss’ clyps for her.

Mash-up.