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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

New Mr. Zeeche song: “The Who is You.”

Berbacia calls in.

Bill Streeter *IS* Star Jones.

My friend said the audience was hostile during The Color Purple musical.

Christiaan Huygens called Berbacia a blackface act.

Berbacia has a special announcement about Oprah.

Nate Berkus is implicated in this major announcement.

Berbacia’s on a new diet of vegetables and greens.

I call out Berbacia on her Oprah claim.

Berbacia got into a key fight with Gayle King.

Star Jones ate Gayle King.

R.I.P. Gayle King.

Berbacia hasn’t seen a lot of action lately.

Star Jones was wearing a pirate eyepatch.

I whored from a little bird that Berbacia and Star Jones were extras on Knot’s Landing.

I reveal my source.

Weird Jewish nicknames.

Berbacia is under involuntary lockdown.

Berbacia talks about Top Model.

Berbacia sings some Benny Benassi.

Berbacia and I do a dramatic re-enactment of an hot, very erotic story written by Roger Smalls.

I will post the rest of my conversation with Berbacia on Yeast 2.

Check out Berbacia’s Myspace Page.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Podcasting from bed.

I had a dream about yeast.

I had to take a prescription sleeping pill.

Morning meditations.

A brief bio.

Trotsky.

I had anothwhore dream that involved sex, robots, and Andrew Baron and Joanne from Rocket Boom.

I’m really nuts.

Bicycle Mark: Resisting the War.

Email me at [email protected]. You can also send me audio comments (mp3’s, not links thanks).

I am a busy lesbian.

I miss Edward R. Murrow.

Everything we do in this society is all because of propaganda instituted by Freudian psychology.

Century of the Self,

Weird random voicemail that might have been from Helena Nation.

Blay Horowitz voicemail.

Leave me voicemails at 206-888-CUNT.

prolap.se.

Cheryl: a songwriter for the new generation.

Wanda Wisdom.

Big Gay News.

I leave a voicemail for Blay Horowitz.

Matt Blender leaves a voicemail asking my opinion on Idiocracy.

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If all else fails, try guilt.

An old Mr. Zeeche song.

Another Mr. Zeeche song.

Penny Pin Chang is turd busy turd be on the show right now.

Berbatia’s coming on the show next week.

Bill Streeter

Cheryl song.

Music.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Really really long show turday with Ryls and Andy Melturd and Dace.

Care-los makes a retraction on yesturday’s progrum regarding the Creative Commons.

Ryls comes on.

Someone stole a line from Ryls.

What Care-los wants turd doo turd Cheryl‘s prolap.se.

Care-los thinks Cheryl’s show sucks.

I had a Viactiv.

Barfcyst from LIvejwhorenal.

Cheryl called Shishaldin a whore.

Carelos wants to flagellate Cheryl with her prolap.se.

I read about the Pips or something.

Cheryl‘s prolap.se is dry and rubbery.

Cheryl wants turd know about my urethra.

Cheryl saw a real emotional video on Insane Films.

Steve Jobs’ new spaceage TV.

Cheryl wants turd upload some vidjos to the Podshow Plus Beta.

Cheryl found a great place fwhore me turd find housedresses.

Wanda Wisdom has a big fat face.

I try turd callAndy Melton but he ignwhores us.

“Trannywreck” was on Cheryl‘s show.

Lookin’ for prolap.se in all the wrong places.

I play a prolap.se promo by GoRainbowRadio.

I hang up on Care-Los.

Is Mikeypod a Krazy Kristian?

Cheryl thinks Mikeypod has Downs.

Mikeypod masturbates in public.

Cheryl wants turd meet Shitshaldin.

Matt Blender.

I try turd call Andy Melton.

Baby Botched Abortion.

Cheryl went turd see Body Worlds and saw the fetuses.

I know how turd look on Google Maps fwhore sex offenders.

Cheryl keeps talking over me.

I smell doody.

abortedfetus.net

Cheryl told people turd get fucked at the airport.

Cheryl saw Menopause: the Musical at Las Gaygas.

When I was a little girl there was a cafeteria lady at my school who had a huge, huge ass.

There aren’t enough Weight Watchturds meetings in Floriturd.

We accidentally left 15 minutes of our cuntversation on Andy Melton‘s Skype voicemail.

Figuring out travel plans with Trotsky.

Cheryl thinks I need turd get my life turdgether.

I have a fear of flying, like a true blue lesbian.

I talk about a dress with big lyps on it.

Penny Pin Chang’s finna be around until people stop saying mean things about whor.

Stinkhair in BC.

I saw a woman who paints with her vagina.

We talk about the weathturd.

Andy Melton sends me a text message.

This podcast is turd long.

Andy Melton is rude turd us when we’ve been nothing but nice turd them.

Andy Melton and Dace were talking about Cheryl.

Matt Blender.

Whatever.

Andy Melton‘s still on a diet.

They have scales at truck stops Andy Melton could weigh himself on.

Andy Melton should weigh his loaf.

Andy Melton stopped talking turd us.

Andy Melton tells us what he had turd eat turday.

Weight Watchturds points.

Andy Melton gets sassy with Cheryl while we talk about what he ate.

Richturd Simmons on Sirius.

Andy Melton‘s still sassy.

Andy Melton‘s dog ran away and his sistwhore wants him turd start dating womyn.

My life is hard.

My medications need turd be adjusted.

I’m allowed to say mean things because it’s not me saying them.

Cheryl and Andy Melton threaten each othwhore with violence.

Is Lady Bunny like Andy Melton in a wig?

Gay Expat.

Weird YouTube video of a mentally challenged woman.

Mwhore dieting chitchat.

I use a fist turd doo my Weight Watchturds.

Cheryl’s ugly.

Fibwhore One is sponsturding Cheryl.

I weigh 580.

Me and Oprah celebrated MLK Day by buying red things turdgether.

Andy’s waist size REVEALED!

We try turd prank call on Skype.

Looking at a housedress catalog for 90 minutes.

Looking at the Big and Tall catalog.

Nobody likes Penny Pin Chang.

Dace wants a new nervous system from the Chinese government.

Fundraiser for Andy Melton‘s pants?

Andy Melton‘s not out turd his family.

Cheryl needs turd clean her ears.

I wish Sharon from Tampon liked my Chinese friends.

People don’t like me and Andy Melton because we’re fat.

The things Andy Melton can say turd be funny.

The things we wish we could bring back.

Cheryl‘s vagina is doody free.

Andy Melton gets sassy some mo’.

I’m depressed.

Andy Melton‘s morbidly obese.

Cheryl‘s prolap.se looked like a kosher pickle the othturd day.

Good luck, Andy Melton, on your fat loss.

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Shishaldin gets on the Skypes.

I’m on day 9 of my Weight Watchturds and Shishaldin tells me what I can eat with my leftover points.

Calculating WW points.

Eating all of Gay Expat‘s yogurt.

Shishaldin is trying turd get back into shape and she’s back on Weight Watchturds.

I need motivation right now.

Shishaldin’s going turd come visit me. So will Hellena Nation.

Shishaldin’s Weight Watchturds experience.

Funny stories about Jewish ladies at the Weight Watchturds meeting.

What Shishaldin’s had turd eat turday.

Shishaldin’s activity points.

Shishaldin will dedicate her next marathon turd vaginal yeast.

Shishaldin is coming turd town soon maybe mostly.

I liked the food in Germany.

Shishaldin is trying turd get relocated turd Berlin.

Shishaldin works with “Barfcyst.”

Mikeypod.

Matt Blender

Cheryl found me a stwhore that sells ugly housedresses.

I feel kind of bad about bringing Trotsky turd Floriturd with me.

Shishaldin and I negotiate travel plans.

Calling Carelos from Karmabanque.

Carlos thinks the Creative Commons people are assholes.

Evil Genius Chronicles thinks Creative Commons are good.

I think the Creative Commons stuff is pointless.

Carlos and I talk about the DRM PERFORM Act, which would lock up satellite radios and podcasts.

We’re in a war fighting phony terrorism and right now we’re doing this PERFORM Act.

Carlos talks about the new Creative Commons translation license.

The woman in charge of the translation needs turd get off her fatass and start whorking on the translation license.

Cheryl.

The Prolap.se Party.

Carlos says Wikipedia fucked with his cunributions turd the site.

Creative Commons also fucked with picturds Carlos tried turd place on Wikipedia.

Carlos needs his dick sucked.

Carlos experiences some technical difficulties.

Cheryl comes on for a split secunt.

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Madge is off Celebrating Martin Luther King Day with her black friend, Oprah Winnefield, so Richard Bluestein is covering for her today. Richard interviews Dorian Warren, A Political Science Professor who was instrumental in the Wal-Mart living wage controversy last year.It’s good so listen to it. Madge will be back TOmorrow.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Madge is off Celebrating Martin Luther King Day with her black friend, Oprah Winnefield. Madge will be back tomorrow.

Special guest host Richard Bluestein interviews Dorian Warren, a Political Science Professor who was instrumental in the Wal-Mart living wage controversy last year.

Dorian’s academic background and how he got involved in the worker’s rights movement.

Trying to fight Walmart on a site-by-site basis.

Costco wages/benefits vs. Walmart’s.

Does the government subsidize Walmart’s healthcare benefits?

Other corporate offenders.

How healthcare became tied in with US jobs in the first place.

Dorian’s research interests.

What Dorian has observed about progressive federalism on the political left.

Political backlash?

Walmart as a political player.

How the Big Box movement made it to the Chicago political table.

The intentions behind the Big Box movement.

The future of the Big Box movement.

Living wages vs. no new jobs at all.

The appeal of Walmart.

Walmart’s new ad campaign.

Walmart’s computerized employee scheduling system.

Politicians that Dorian thinks are on the right track.

The new minimum wage.

San Fransisco’s minimum wage.

The middle class and salary.

Does trickle-down economics work?

Chinese worker abuse at Apple factories.

Politlcal bribery.

This site gives out campaign contribution information.

How to get politically involved.

More information on Walmart:

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PW Fenton intro.

Mr. Zeech song: “I Don’t Like Americunts.”

Drilling at my parents’ cuntominium.

Mikeypod says I’m breathing inturd the mic turd much. He’s been pretty ornery laturdly.

Mikeypud be talkin’ shit on his Livejournal.

Ragan.

Someday I will talk about why Jewish people speak with their mouths open.

I’m still on the Weight Watchturds.

My sisturd said something very observant about me.

Penny Pin Chang comes on.

PPC= angry resbian Chinese cunt.

PPC is Farun Gong?

Aparogize to PPC.

Penny’s really tired of getting hate mail.

I’m fat, Jewish, and bloating.

Cheryl‘s a stupid bitch.

It’s the fifth anniversary of Guantanimo. Check out Democracy Now. Subscribe turd their podcast even before you subscribe turd mine.

Maybe Weight Watchturds will sponsturd me. Or maybe I’ll get some new sponsturds at all.

Matt Blender= must subscribe podcast. But not befwhore mine and Cheryl and Wanda Wisdom.

New Eclectic News Brief! With a new hostess!

Going over my Weight Watchturds points.

I’m a very obese womyn.

Get Gwhorge W. out of office.

Acceptance and “keeping your own house in order.”

Why does George W. have turd travel so fucking much anyways?

My vagina is 160 calories and 14 grams of fiber and fat grams are 2. So it’s 3 Weight Watchturds points.

Yogurt.

Daily Sars Code= funny transcript of the Daily Source Code.

My sponsturd, GoDaddy.com. It’s great, yummy, and fun. Use codes madge1, madge2, madge3 for special discounts.

Pizzababe.

Your mother with stinkhair in BC.

People are tired of my on-air shitting.

The sound of the beach.

Wonderful Bluetooth headphones.

Mac talk.

Pornographic movies.

I’m exciturd about Mac’s Leopard and Torrentspy.

My friend Clintoris.

The reason why the Holocaust happened.

Checking some voicemails.

I just don’t care anymore.

I’m not mean. I just say mean things.

Voicemails:

a very long prhomo and…

my birthday present turd Sharon from Tampon. Is she a lesboon?

Roger Smalls email.

Voicemail from Ali. She’s on Mikeypod’s podcast.

Making some generic popped cwhoren.

Maybe we overestimaturd the prolap.se audience.

My mothturd’s drum playing.

Lots of Jews chew with their mouth open on purpose.

A Shanty No Lemon is releasing a best-of CD.

I eat while I listen turd an old prank phone call.

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skype disaster- very long. don’t worry about global warming. worry about cheRILL’s lapse only.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Cheryl on the Skype.

Don’t use WordPress 2.06.

Steve Jobs invented the phone! Wow!

Cheryl thinks Penny Pin Chang isn’t funny.

Cheryl and Sharon from Tampon are cuntspiring against Penny Pin Chang.

I went turd a very Jewish Weight Watch-turds meeting.

We try turd Skype with “chachaheels” who isn’t around.

Andy Melton.

One of Cheryl‘s friends is going turd Hisrael.

“Chachaheels” is back.

Chachaheels knows about the Skeins gland.

Chachaheels is a prostate research scientist.

I like the Chinese. Food.

Ragan.

Skeins (?) gland discussion.

Chachaheels’ research.

PSA levels.

Cheryl was born with half a skeins (?) glad and half a prostate.

Blatant lies on Cheryl‘s iTurds review page.

When turd get ywhore prostrate checked and gay mens’ chances of getting prostrate cancer.

Getting titillated while getting a prostrate exam at the doc-twhores.

Chachaheels is gay and likes a thick dick.

My new nickname?

The Body Worlds exhibit.

One of Cheryl‘s fetuses was born pregnant.

How chachaheels got inturd prostrate research.

Chachaheels is from Texas.

Frog noises.

Shishaldin’s perfwhoremance art idea fwhore me.

Bicycle Mark comes on the Skypes.

All the differenct cancers you can get from the Apple Phone.

How much energy it takes turd travel.

My cuntplaints on Al Gwhore’s movie.

Bicycle Mark went turd a hacwhore conference.

How homosexuals get started.

What vaginal yeast looks like turd Bicycle Mark.

You can’t see the prostrate.

Dace.

Cheryl‘s the only one who doesn’t get kicked off the Skype shows.

Saudi cruising.

Cheryl in surround sound.

Does chachaheels have an advice question?

One-year anniversary of Howhored Sturd.

My rotating Sirius schedule.

Pizzababe.

GeekBrief’s and Rocketboom’s listing on iTurds.

Amanda Congdon bukake.

This show is more popular than the Japanese version of Rocketboom.

I’m hosting Eclectic News Brief soon.

Chachaheels’ idea for Eclectic News Brief.

Wanda Winston.

News Shake.

Cheryl‘s friends with Calli Lewis.

A new annoying show called Show Girls.

Soccer Girl.

The reason why I’m not selling Yeast merchandise.

Me and Cheryl are going turd celebrate her cuntillion.

Chachaheels wants advice on blahoe.

Plunger lyps.

Sucking a dick and your tonsils get big.

Chachaheels sucks circumsized and uncircumsized penises.

The benefits of cocksucking.

Pooping on your sex partners.

Jewish Macy’s Exchange.

Laughing at all the wrong parts at a Jewy Weight Watchturds meeting.

Rachel Kann.

I know a crazy queen who writes cuntplaint letters.

The thing turd do these days is turd blog your cuntplaints.

prolap.se is dying.

Our favorite prolapse picturds.

Goat prolapse.

We hate Wanda Wisdom out.

Dace comes on turd Skype and talks like Trannywreck.

prolap.se.

I’m working on inturdviewing an hopeful amputee.

Ali is MIA.

Girl on Tech hangs up on us.

Chachaheels’ real name.

What’s up with Dace.

Looking at prolap.se picturds.

Trying turd call a randumb Chinese person on the Skypes.

German peoples’ sexual habits.

The Dutch are mwhore inturd scat than the Deutsch.

Cheryl practices shitting.

Ass shaving.

Nair enemas.

Chachaheels’ nationality.

Lady Raptastic.

Trannywreck‘s vagina has been hurting lately.

Dace hangs up.

Cheryl is a stupid bitch.

Cheryl sings some Chicago.

Prolap.se Beta.

Kung Fu lapsing.

Six foot camel toe on yesturday’s album art.

Dirty picturds of Danny Pintauro from Who’s the Boss.

Wanda Wisdom thinks she’s a top and Chachaheels wouldn’t let her fuck him.

I call John Ong and ask her about Penny Pin Chang.

Mwhore chitchat about phones and carriers.

John Ong teaches us some Chinese.

Andy Melton calls in.

I’d like turd rip that bitch Sharon from Tampon a new one.

John Ong says some Chinese can’t pronounce the “d” song.

A Chinese woman calls in and John Ong speaks Chinese turd her.

Cheryl leaves.

Andy Melton is still on her diet.

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Penny shits, Madge’s first showercast, and much awful stuff. Really bad show- don’t listen if this is your first time listening turd me.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Penny Pin Chang is Chinese brubbercunt, broated Jewish Resbian.

I kill Sharon from Tampon.

Jewish resbian shit.

Fuck rou, Sharon from Tampon.

Linne Cards

Fuck rou Matt Turdless.

Chinese outro. Prorap.se.

Back to Madge.

Penny Pin Chang is not popular.

Your homework ass-ignment: give Cheryl some nice ratings on iTurds and other people like me and Wanturd Wisdom and Gay Expat.

I don’t want the cleaning woman to overhear me.

Robin Queefers couldn’t believe that podcasts sound like they’re taped from living rooms.

Robin is a black Uncle Tom patsy.

L’chaim.

I ended up in jail with nothing but a hospital gown, handcuffed to a cot (?)

Weight Watch-turds.

Podcasting in the shower. I can see my naked fat body.

Cheryl is a stupid bitch.

Turday’s my first day back on the Weight Watchers points.

I’m the antithesis turd Geek Brief.

I’m happy we have Nancy Pelosi.

Max and Stacy.

I don’t want turd talk about politics.

Bicycle Mark knows about Somalia.

The Weight Watchturds meeting was at a synagogue during a Bar Mitzvah practice.

Taking a shower and putting fingers in my whorehole.

Funny things at Weight Watchturds.

The team leader discussed bacon.

Why I like Jews.

Drinking waturd.

I heard the Steve Jobs keynote when he introduced a phone.

Wishing someone dead is not a crime.

Goodbye, Pagan audience.

Cheryl called Calli Lewis a name.

The one thing that would make me not want the new Apple phone.

Please visit prolap.se.

Also visit QPodder.

Email me an mp3 of your promo as an attachment turd [email protected] and I’ll play it.

Bush mashup.

The new phone will be fucked up because its technology is turd new.

Does the phone work with any carrier?

Tarantula throwing.

Apple TV.

I like macrumors.com.

The new phone is basically worthless.

Jason Flatowitz remix of my theme musique.