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Rills takes a break from her smokeres retreat to chat with me in Indiana.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

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Cheryl’s triumphant return.

Picture of Ragan fingering his dog.

Cheryl posted a picture of her mom on her website.

Picture of my cunt-stained office chair.

Pizzababe.

I’m not going turd call people fat anymore.

It’s a good thing Cheryl isn’t going to the funeral I’m attending.

I got into a heated exchange with my parents over Israel.

My dad shamed me over the stink I made in the bathroom.

Maybe I should move.

Cheryl got a Macbook.

More iTurds bitching.

Did Andy Melton get a job?

QPodder bowling get together with Madge, Wanda, and the Windy City Queercast in Chicago on October 21st from 7-10 p.m.

Chilly Dilly loves negative attention.

Matt Blender‘s false representations of himself.

Cheryl ate out Pizzababe.

Talking about death.

The Gay Expat was supposed turd visit Chicago.

Technical problems with yesterday’s show.

Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff’s gay-hating. AC likes his show because Mark is AC’s mail-order bride.

Opera podcast: wow, what a great idea.

Cheryl and I look at some moldy hidden penis pictures.

Rachel Kann.

Ragan hates Cheryl and vice versa.

Wanda Wisdumb is too busy stalking nazi female politicians turd call Cheryl back.

Wanda’s celebrating her fourth year of sobriety by taking up boozing again.

The Hidden Penis doctor looks like a botoxed Taylor E. Ross.

PNS Explosion is having a contest and giving out Feast of Fools buttons as prizes.

Hanging out with PNS Noah.

The Guilded Moose.

The Daily Purge.

CDP.

Rebecca Nay.

John Ong.

Trying turd call Andy Melton.

Andy has a great radio voice and he’s funny.

Sanitary pad chat.

Lipps Street.

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in memory of Keera Snoddy

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Hopefully this will fix the problems people are having downloading with ITUNES only.

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Seriously.

SHOOT! I forgot to include my condolences for DJ David in this show. David lost his travelling companion Genta yesterday. I’m very sorry David.

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Plotting with Pizzababe to get my revenge at the Portable Media Expo.

Making plans with h d to go to Vlogger Europe.

I’m trying not to swear anymore.

I went to an Amy Goodman book signing at Northwestern. She’s trying to get her latest book, Static, on the New York Times bestseller list.

Margaret Mead: “Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.”

Andy Wibbels of the Andymatic blog.

Dead air. Dead air dead air dead air.

America’s a terrorist nation.

Original ’96 Yeast Radio episodes.

Time Magazine’s top 2 podcasts.

iTunes rant.

Going back to Berlin?

Anderecast.

A new Eat This Hot Show has come out.

Democracy Now: big scoop interview.

Ragan Fox.

The International Republican Institute is an organization that is run by some of the biggest names in the Republican party, including John McCain. I have found evidence that suggests that the IRI has been illegally advising the Mexican PAN party. The PAN presidential candidate is currently the president-elect in a hugely contested election. If you email me and I know you I can send you the evidence I found.

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Would Jesus have AIDS?

Zeeche song: “Lesbian Brain” (full-length).

Do something.

You can find a clip of Trotsky’s birthday party on Hollye’s blog.

Long-winded annoying voicemail from “Luckylicious.”

Thank you, Mr. Chase.

Matt Blender voicemail.

Jihadist Jerry voicemail about his bowel movements.

Hilarious Cheryl video on timcantreid.com.

Promo for new Freak Network.

I haven’t gotten any apologies yet. You will all pay at the Portable Media Expo.

Go turd madgeweinstein.podshow.com/ turd get my shows early.

Thank you to sponsors Earthlink and GoDaddy.

Funny wepledge.com promo.

I love Sirius.

Ghost of Gussy?

Part of the reason why I started podcasting, back in the day.

Jake from the Freak Network is very talenturd.

I got Amy Goodman‘s book, Static. I also have her other book, Hubris.

I want turd do a live show sometime.

Matt Blender is going to jail for false representation.

Email from Brian Brewer telling me turd drop the red meat.

Gaia’s calamari revenge.

Funny story about an old Jewish woman (not me) that lives in my building.

I love drinking Pom.

I got stood up by PNS Noah.

Make your own Butterball commercial.

Trotsky buries food.

Eat This Hot Show needs more structure?

The next Eat This Hot Show guest: Twinkleboi.

Email me at [email protected] or leave me audio comments at 206-888-CUNT.

I fixed my Replay TV.

Old time audio skit.

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Browsing old records, weird people at Starbucks, tech talk, etc..

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My Cunt Doctor, Taylor E. Ross.

Looking through old records.

The 70’s were awful.

Steve Jobs’ fashion crimes.

Mom Jeans.

Ancient MCI Mail bill.

Old Nicole Cardi tune.

Record from Mikeypod.

The trials and tribulations of NeoCon research.

Vibrators at Panera Bread.

Weird people at Starbucks.

Somebody please buy my cuntputer shit: G5 with a dual processor, etc.

I’m saving a big rant about someone who’s in trouble with me.

You’re all stupid- die of global warming with an iPod in your hand.

The cuntents of my fridge.

New cuntent coming up on Insane Films and Yeast 2.

Everyone please send Trotsky your birthday wishes.

Yoga with Cher.

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Today is a bad tech day.

Listenturd Ebony submitted a song I couldn’t play.

Zillafag audio comment on iTurds.

Trotsky had a second birthday party.

Dave Calderbank submission (that gets interrupted).

There’s a new Eat This Hot Show out now.

I went turd to my sister’s Jewish symphony.

Classical music playing.

Navy Pier is awful.

Weekly Standard newsletter: Google is a bad company.

Important: wipo and how it applies to podcasturds (via Livejournal).

Edith Massey clips. Reminiscing on the John Waters crew.

AP: 14,000 international prisoners unaccounted for. Between 70-90% were innocent in 2003.

The Neocons are like a Lenin-esque cult. Their philosophy is understood rather than written.

How does Paul Wolfowitz end up being president of the World Bank?

Karmabanque.

Please let me know when this show airs on Sirius and how the lag works.

Okay So Radio.

Anderecast.

I let my .mac expire.

Thank you, Apple, for charging me to buy more than one of your computers.

Web 2.0 speak.

Should I move to Europe?