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She can’t take it with her.

Matt Blender was beat up over the weekend. He is doing okay. Hope you are better soon Matt. We love you.

Show Notes by Davy

Food Eat Remix by Dave Calderbank

Today we test the portable set-up!

Cookie Thernbaum is a big fat douche bag whore…
I spit (in R.L.)

Cookie Thernbaum never had an abortion from a black man who raped her.
I speak in tounges (in R.L.)

Cookie Thernbaum has a big black dildo in her office (cunt).
I have an Ethel Merman flashback (not in R.L.)

Trotsky and I went to pick up Chauncey’s ashes.

I hate Tony Blaihaah…

Why are we willing to treat our animals better than people?

Thank you Ian for the beautiful compilation you made for us.

James Dobson pushes homosexual killing! Happy times 🙂

Cookie Thernbaum acts like a total cunt.
I food eat (in R.L.)

The Anti-Bree Vandekamp

Attacked by a Fat Americunt Ass in Walgreens!

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Check out the SERIOUS discussioin Wanda Wisdumb and I had the other day.

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Gay fun show. Tiger Beat!

Show notes by Davy.

P.W . Fenton rips a wet one.

Listen to my inturdview with the fat whore Wanda Wisdom on LuckyBitchRadio.

I had dinner with KellyBelly, Richard and Bill Streeter (who gave me a t-shirt because I’m a lesbian). Check out their sites!

Thanks to the PNS divas and Rumor Girls for cuntributing to summer line up.

Trotsky likes Michael Chriton.

Dreaming of sweet Gussie…

Finna ginna see h d and then off to Holland.

Small talk with Cheryl the whore (children are the light of her life).

Visit Ali’s blog (very 7-11).

Thanks to Taylor E. Ross for theme song.

Turd-do list of outstanding tasks.

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

Tick borne encephalitis???

Norm Augustinus gets lucky (and almost molested)

The origins of girdle spillover.

Citgo is the only decent company to get gas from.

Global Warming video on Think Progress.

Ethnic cleansing is great and doing very well!

Closing music by Davy of ChubCreek.com.

Check out a sneak preview of Nicole Cardi’s new Musique Cardiaque podcast!

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Lots of funny guests turday, including a special gay porno producer.

Show notes by Matt Blender.

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Call-in show.

Tranny Wreck calls in. She wants to team up with Criffy. Tranny Wreck is also into World of Warcraft.

Secunt Life.

Talking Tranny was dropped from Trans FM and we talk about censorship.

Master Dave comes on the line and then hangs up.

Rob with the Average Penis comes on.

Ragan Fox is “hate crime worthy” (according to Cheryl).

Ali Myvagina.

Matt Blender calls in and asks for help on his internet connection problems.

Ali loses his shit.

Matt Blender Hang Up Count: 1.

Matt Blender calls in again and gets compared to Rachel Kann.

Matt Blender Hang Up Count: 2.

Ali’s offers some brilliant suggestions and then gets cunty.

What Ali’s penis looks like. Rob with the Average Penis offers tech support.

Matt Blender Hang Up Count: 3.

Rob with the Average Penis (mistakenly) thinks he’s worthy of being stalked.

Cheryl chews off a piece of Talking Tranny’s clit.

Jihadist Jerry may meet up with me in Europe. Jerry has a question about the relationship between love and destiny.

Gay Porn Radio guy calls in and gives me some free porn passwords.

Robby from Teen Podcasters calls in to talk about Secunt Life. Jihad and Ali both use inappropriate language. SHAME.

Gay Porn Radio guy doesn’t get erections while filming scenes. Not even the sex smells turn him on.

How porn fakes come.

Everyone tries to get hooked up with one of Gay Porn Radio guy’s porn actors.

Meta talk and more Ragan hate.

Twig porn actor Josh Tucker was assfucking a high school friend. High school friend then had a violent blood farting episode.

We talk with Gay Porn Radio guy about porn and exploitation.

Jihad and Ali exchange words.

Douching on the set before a scene.

Porn and obscenity laws.

Are words racist?

Fisting with dead baby arms.

Porn actors’ shaving habits.

Kicking people off the call-in advice show is like executing them.

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David Cerda discusses his recent success in L.A.

how notes by Matt Blender.

Go buy domains. Go get special discounts. Godaddy.

Going out to eat with Bill Streeter.

I finally figured out what Gussie’s shirt said.

Queen Tina Ray took some of Gussy’s clothes.

The Wellbutrin is finally augmenting with the Zoloft.

AT & T and Verizon are both saying they didn’t hand over phone records illegally.

The biggest issue going on right now, in my opinion: faulty voting machines.

A pro-war bumper sticker I saw yesturday.

The 90-minute phone-in advice show is turdmorrow. We talked with a gay porno guy.

A clip from Karmabanque Radio: the fall of the US economy, the world’s view of the US, and UK politics.

Vitamins don’t do shit.

Bird flu.

Recording industry lobbying is all about fear and shutting down new technologies.

Haliburton executives earned $8.4 million and executives nationwide got a 10% raise. Meanwhile, pensions are getting cut across the board. (Source: Andymatic.com)

Inturdview with David Cerda from Hell in a Handbag productions at a restaurant where fat women go to die.

We talk about getting old.

Eating lots of food. Weight Watchtudrs.

David’s did a benefit production of his play, The Birds, in LA to benefit Tippy Hedren’s Roar Foundation. Look at his blog for pictures.

We discuss the recent Miss Serenity Pageant.

David is working on writing an act for seasoned lounge singerMarna Martin, the “Last Lady of Song.” He is also writing a play inspired by old women’s prison movies called Caged Dames.

Keep out for some Hell in a Handbag vlogging.

We discuss transgendered actress Alexandra Billings losing the lead in Transamerica to Felicity Huffman.

David’s new Wikipedia entry, compliments of Matt Birgess.

Nurse, starring Michael Learned.

Abortioncast with Ragans Fox.

Abortion sitcom?

Racist allegations against David after he was on Eat This Hot Show.

Growing up in a racist household.

Everybody’s racist in the car.

Are there going to be desparaging remarks from Straighchris about this episode?

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The Gussie Code.

Godaddy. Special codes and all that business.

I am NOT a fat, gassy, bloatbian.

h d fell and hurt herself. Please email her your support at [email protected].

Soon I will be in Europe for the entire summer.

Please listen to the May 15th interview on Democracy Now.

Don’t send me audio comments on Skype. I don’t know how to listen to them.

I food ate with the Windy City Radio queercast people.

Who cares about the Gay Games? It’s all about being attractive, not attracted.

Is Ali Myvagina on Democracy Life?

All my listeners are my friends.

New laundry pickup service that I heard about from Mizez Slocombe.

Had a nice time with the niece.

When I’m in Europe I’m going to stay with Bicycle Mark.

Travel plans.

I’m posting the ENTIRE Miss New Town Beauty Pageant online. See Sue Nami fall down the steps during her act. Words can’t do it justice.

MAX FROM KARMABANQUE: please verify if I have these details correct. In the 1920’s American oil barons decided that Iraq must not produce oil. This was the seed that grew into the current crisis in Iraq.

Going through Gussie’s clothes. I’m keeping her shirt like in Bareback Mountain.

Trying to read the mystery message on the shirt: “Life is a renewable resource, journey, and a…*&^%#$”

Creepy Jesus shirt.

#2 contributor to Bush campaign: Exxon mobile. $400 million of our money going to Lee Raymond’s retirement fund.

Bush disenfranchises black voters.

This is a Matthew Barney kind of show.

Somehow Wanda Wisdumb’s jism got on Gussie’s pants.

Condolences to Usama Alshaibi. His brother died recently.

The media is pickpocketing us of our knowledge.

Chavez offered oil to the US
for 1/3 off the market price Opec. Bush refused because it would disrupt his power struggle.

You pay Exxon $3 a gallon for oil. Saudi Arabia then lends it back to us in petrol dollars, which then finances our enormous debt. Bush then uses this debt to finance his war.

Picking up Chauncey’s ashes.

Ken Lay lives in Ragan Fox‘s mom’s building.

Tips to suiciders.

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Skinny lesbian with food allergies.

Show notes by Matt Blender.

Godaddy.

Driving to Joseph Ravens’ birthday.

Wiretapping. We’re being governed by marshall law. I’m glad I’m going to Europe.

Dorks are kissing Curry ass in Secunt Life and Ragan got blown up by terrorists.

Visiting relatives.

Why am I such a fatbian?

Finally recorded the latest Eat This Hot Show. Everything went wrong.

Drug testing was the beginning of us giving our rights away.

Song by Charm City Podcast.

Podcasting while on the toilet.

Ran into Silky Jumbo at Joseph Ravens’ birthday party. Hello to him and his dog Flash.

Sad memories of grocery shopping at Whole Foods with Gussie.

Discussion with Ben Chang at dinner about World of Warcraft. A girl in the WOW died in real life and her friends had an online funeral for her. It got ambushed. Everyone online is creating fame through cuntroversy.

Performance artist Katherine Behar will be on my European trip. Story about a performance piece she did that involved beef in her hair and lots of flies.

Cuntribute your podcast and it may get played on Yeast Radio. Send your shows to [email protected] a week from turday.

“Life is Strange” by Zeeche.

Latest Desperate Housewives with the botox diva and bee sting makeup.

The appeal of Secunt Life and its reflection of our society’s mores and values.

Almost ran over some girl.

I’m never eating at Burger King again.

PBS doing reality tv= the beginning of the end.

Cali from the Geek Brief.

Richard Brewer-Hay from Podshow works hard.

Pate foie gras is illegal in Chicago.

Watching sports while getting my cunt eaten out.

An update on the bloat I shat.

New update to iWeb.

Leo Strauss: father of neoconservatism.

Hookergate.

Karl Rove on Bush’s popularity. Has he been indicted yet? What happened?

The media is an echo chamber.

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KitchenBitch
Macbook Pro HEating solution
NOrm Augustinus
At&t and Justice Dept.
Bullshit

Show notes by Matt Blender.

Godaddy. Check out with madge1, madge2, or madge3 for special discounts.

Recording on new remote device. Comments?

Stacy’s newKarmabanque intro with sound bites of me. I may see Max and Stacy when I’m in Paris this summer.

The reason why the latest Eat This Hot Show still hasn’t been out yet. Hint: it involves me eating crow.

Puffy Blubbercunt graduated from college. Ragan has earned his doctorate. Wanda Wisdumb’s new gig with Lavender Magazine. Cuntgratulations all around.

Geek talk: taking the heat out of myMac Book Pro.

Dinner with drag friends and Matt Blender.

Norm should call the Archdiocese of Chicago to report a sexual abuse case.

Send catchphrase ideas for Cheryl to Puffy as a graduation present.

Drag friend Sue Nami took a header during her act on Saturday and I have it all on tape. Look for it on the internets soon.

QPodders: send me your shows. I might need to put them on Yeast Radio in case I can’t record a show while I’m in Europe. Email me at [email protected] for details. No music shows or Jesus please.

Anyone can join QPodder as long as you support gay rights. Bareback Mountain doesn’t count.

Mikeypod hacks up a lung during her voicemail message.

Yoga with PNS Noah and his manfriend Devin. Look out for their studio when it opens.

Norm has another idea for Starbucks involving digitally placing customers’ faces on naked bodies.

Is Cheryl related to a drag friend of mine?

Desperate Housewives.

Justice Department drops AT & T wiretapping case.

Terry of da visited the Vaticdan and tried to get a big gay priest to excommunicate him.

Someday someone will make a Miss Iraq to replace Miss Saigon.

Bush and his choice for head of CIA: a demolition of democracy.

The media promotes its celebrity sluts in lieu of reporting the news.

THis is insane and we Americans MUST do something before the next election in November. If not, surely we will be overrun with voting irregularites again, also known as fraud.

No wonder Bush doesn’t care about polls. They don’t matter when you fix an election.

For those of you who thinks this smells like conspiracy theory, think again: Look at all Bush has done and tell me what absurdity is not possible for this evil man to conjur up.

PLEASE READ THE ARTICLE

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Part two of the advice show. Karla and Karen call in as Madge and Cheryl try to find her a may-un. More than that too

SHOW NOTES BY MATT BLENDER

Don’t be a ho, daddy! Godaddy!

“Welcome to Jesusland” song by David Ippolito, reccomended by Zillafag.

Voicemail from Sharon from Tampon. Sharon offers dog advice to random gay guy “Trevie,” whom she confuses for Matt Blender.

Cheryl’s “Me So Prolapse” song.

Asscast promo.

In their most recent Karmabanque podcast, Max and Stacy comment on the irony of the American poor voting against their own humanity.

Cheryl’s latest podcast, where she interviews Ali Myvagina.

Mary and Karla from Rumorgirls call in. Karla will be the next guess on Eat This Hot Show.

Dickhole video. Click it! It’s awesome!

The biggest thing that Ali ever stuck up his hole.

Karla and Karen want info on fisting.

Karen’s looking for Mr. Right.

Cheryl’s special friends.

Peter Mavrick of the 8 inch penis calls in. His boyfriend gives toothy head.

PNS Explosion on Windy City Radio.

Peter saw a certain blue-pubed podcaster at the bathhouse.

Where did Rebecca Shenanay go?

Fat man on whorehole.org courtesy of Peter Mavrick.

Cheryl attempts to egg on Ali Myvagina.

Second Life blah blah blah.

Peter Mavrick: kiss-ass?

Random clip of Criffy’s podcast.

Random clip from Rachel Kann’s Eat Bird podcast.

Closing out with lots of love going around, as per usual.