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Roger Smalls, Cheryl’s latest hit, a brand new Zeeche song and the usual characturds in skypseville.

Show notes by Matt Blender.

Whoa daddy! Godaddy!

Cheryl’s new hit: Me So Prolapsed.

Jihadist Jerry: meet up in Europe?

New Zeeche song.

Roger Smalls voicemail and letter.

Giving advice to random gay about his dog’s housetraining problem. Shit on dick.

Michael Corrino calls in. His kid is still making Madge Weinstein brown poop.

Cheryl is busy scaring children.

Cheryl: the next Britney?

Dickhole. Click it.

Cheryl was on Playboy Radio with me.

Matt Blender calls in and tanks hardcore.

Ali Myvagina.

Rob with the Average Penis has problems with a smelly student.

Cheryl’s dirty hippy friend and her perfumed vaginer.

Swapping racist Asian stories.

Trotsky’s penis.

Ali getting mad at Cheryl on her show.

Yet some more Secunt Life chat. I’m a minute from getting banned for life.

Visiting Australia, maybe. Cheryl’s too ugly to come along.

Email address just for food.

Next week: the Rumor Girls.

PNS Noah.

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This show is good because you get a full hour of Max and Stacy of Karmabanque.com. Max recently produced a film to be aired on Al Jazeera’s new English channel.

Show notes by Matt Blender.

Godaddy!

Max, Stacy of Karmabanque: gold values going up. Dollar value is crashing. The world economy is getting rid of the dollar because it thinks the American economy is going belly up.

The American economy is collapsing. No one will buy bonds in the future. The government will have to buy its own bonds. To do that, the government will have to print more money, which will cause hyperinflation. Hyperinflation has happened in the past with the Weimar Republic.

Iraq= windfall for big business.

Max: America is socialist.

Reverse upward mobility.

Stacy: Shanghai Cooperation Organization is offering Iran, Pakistan and India full memberships. This could remove the US’s threat of economic boycott.

Lesbians have the same brain patterns as straight men.

Max: the use of certain words like “democracy,” “patriotism,” and “terrorist” has changed. Why isn’t anyone calling the Exxon people terrorists?

Americans don’t think at all.

Hookergate.

Voting machines are easier to tamper with than Vegas slot machines.

Conservatives win by stooping so low that people won’t believe the degree of their treachery.

Max: the perception that the US is the most productive country is misleading.

Max: suicide shopping.

Bush’s best moment in office was catching a fish.

Max: press most culpable in the collapse of the American economy.

Stephen Colbert: irony to explain the truth. Swiftian.

Karmabanque’s new deal with Aljazeera English.

Max: political landscape changing. Pendulum swinging away from neocons.

Max: greatest hope on horizon is the open source movement.

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Get it.

Show notes by Matt Blender.

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Dave Calderbank‘s makeup present to Cheryl.

Fight Aids at Home by donating your computer time. Join the QPodder Team.

Gary from Chub Creek: sensitive yet productive blogger.

Iraqi police have begun killing gays.

Cheryl is a lazy fucking whore. She can send me a link to Puffy’s graduation wishlist but she can’t record ONE song for me.

Max from Karmabanque has made a movie that will be on Al Jizzirah.

Matt Blender.

I work hard.

Quill Magazine: is copying press releases plagiarism?

Trip itinerary. Have to sublet my place. I’m stressed.

Mikeypod and Wanda Wisdumb have been fucking like bunnies on Secunt Life.

Cuntgratulations to Marcus Couch from The Scene Zine for his 100th episode.

Song from Martin.

Zillafag and his take on the whole “fag”/Adam Scurry drama of yore.

Ragans Fox.

Voicemail from Sharon from Tampa. Pronunciations of the name “Weinstein.”

Scary call from a scary admirer. The story of a maggot named Alvin that calls the caller’s pussy his home.

Skype me on Wednesdays at 9 pm Central to be on the advice show. My username is Madge Weinstein. Inbound calls at 773-828-4384.

Noise music featuring Bjork, opera, another installment of the maggot epic from the scary caller, Sesame street, and a reading from Ragan Fox’s Heterophobia.

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Fun monday stuff. Norm orders a toilet seat made out of his dead dad. Cheryl is a whore.

WARNING: THIS PODCAST CUNTAINS THE VERY UGLY CHERYL

Show notes by Matt Blender.

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Secunt Life with Ragan Fox.

Come see my Australian cousin Dame Gagme Witherspoon perform on Saturday, May 13th. Come early.

Cheryl and Jihadist Jerry Secunt Life intervention.

The Register on why we say “blahum.”

Look for me at Casa del Bloat on Secunt Life. I may also be opening up a Secunt Life abortion center with Ragen.

Blog Wild by Andymatic.

Phonecall with Cheryl about Dave Calderbank talking shit about her.

Bush says that the people on Flight 93 struck the first blow in World War III.

Weekly presidential radio address.

Information Clearing House: George Bush has no intention of following international law.

Christian Science Monitor: American economy crashing.

Old-33 from Daily Kos: Goss from CIA took free hooker appointments from lobbyists.

Daily Kos blogger Georgia10 and I were both on the cover of the Chicago Reader.

Having Democrats in office isn’t the answer to our problems.

Ha Ha America: China and the American economy. Lemonade.

Norm Augustinus wants a toilet seat built out of his dead father’s bones.

Bloating out on Thai.

Send audio feedback to 206-888-CUNT. Email me at [email protected]. Leave comments on the blog.

I will be on Playboy Radio with beautiful bunny Tiffany on May 10th. Call in for advice LIVE at 12 pm Pacific Time. 323-344-4699.

My dear Australian step cousin, Dame Gagme Witherspoon, will be making a very rare personal appearance next Saturdday, May 13. She is returning to the Miss New Town Beauty Pageant to debut her crossover from opera to the wonderful world of show tunes.

The public is welcome, but this show always ends up standing room only so get there early. (Open seating).

The pageant is a benefit for the New Town Alanol Club, a place for people to treat their alcoholism or other addictions.

Place: St. Peter’s Church at Broadway and Belmont (on Belmont)
Time: Doors open at 7pm, show starts at 8.
Date: Saturday May 13
Price $20 with lots of good raffel prizes so bring extra money for more fun or to give my step-cousin a tip.

Please don’t call my step cousin a whore. Unlike me, she is refined.

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Discussion with Chris Weagel and Bill Streeter about videoblogging and junk.

UPDATE: MARY CHENEY IS A FUCKING WHORE

Show notes by Matt Blender.

More chatting wtih Cheryl, Chris Weagel, and Bill Streeter.

Cheryl’s summer plans for the kids.

Email I wrote to Moment Showing about vloggers with Napoleon complexes.

Rampant pretension at Vlogger Con. Speaking of pretension, Eric Rice.

Soccer Girl will probably fuck all the geeks at vloggercon.

Vietnamese soup. Guess the ingredients.

Mean email from Potzy regarding my new News Show on Insane Films.

US instigating civil war in Iraq. US Iraqi terrorist groups sent to Iran? INSERT 3 BILLION IRAN/IRAQ LINKS HERE.

Cheryl discusses Rachel Kann’s vagina.

Lauren Bacall on The Sopranos.

Crushed penis on whorehole.org.

Secunt life chat.

Phone break/bathroom break.

Taylor Barcroft: unsung vlogger hero.

Whoring it up on secunt life.

Argument with Cheryl, which lead up to some makeup Skypersexing.

Sharon from Tampon.

Randy Wicker: bizarro queer Vlogger.

Cheryl has a flashback.

Geek Entertainment TV got a write-up. Rocketboom gets dissed.

Chris Streeter recommends various vloggers.

Model/vlogger chick.

Cheryl speaks some Hebrew.

Techniques for pushing back the prolapse.

Retiring Americunt title?

Mike Hipp candles.

Ramble Redhead podcast.

Being a kamikaze lezbian on Secunt Life.

The Adam Scurry drama rehashed.

How to get press.

Ragan Fox’s preoccupation with wooden limbs.

More Secunt Life chat.

Gossip on Jan McLaughlin.

Steve Gillmor used to work on Fireside Theater.

I saw this in New York a few weeks ago.

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Coffee clatch with Cheryl only this week you get two days of it. This is part one of two. Tomorrow’s is better though.
Show notes by Matt Blender.

Kiko from the Visitronix Blog.

Helena Handbag.

Hanging out at a Second Life bathhouse.

Dagomatik’s weird post on Qpodder.

Whorehole.org.

Flight 93 movie. It’ll probably work up Straightchris some more. Issues!

Jihadist Jerry calls in.

Roundtable discussion on Iran. Is the US instigating a civil war in Iraq?

The Sopranos.

Kiko was too busy stagefrighting to talk.

Finding Rachel Kann a new Mann.

Darin of All Preparation, No H = Republicunt.

Adam from the Krebcyclecast.

Sneak preview of Cheryl’s new #1 hit, “Me So Prolapsed.”

Run-in with a menopausal woman on the elevator.

Bill Streeter of Lo Fi St. Louis comes on the show.

Chris Weagel joins the Skype conversation.

The president himself joins us. He gets into a catfight with Jihadist Jerry.

Erik Nelson, vlogger.

Cheryl and George W. duet.

Trashtalking Vloggercon.

Email me: [email protected]. Send audio comments to 206-888-CUNT.

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Tune in turdmorrow for 90 more minutes of the advice chat.

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Chauncey, second life, and homophobia.
Show notes forthcoming.

NOTE: This show is hosted at the PDN which is still in beta. Please let me know if it acts weird.

Show notes by Matt Blender.

Chauncey tribute song by Zeeche.

Second Life: online cyber reality. Adam Curry is into it.

My holes need douching.

Thoughts on Chauncey.

Trotsky lost his testicliticles.

My dog exchange with Gussy.

Thoughts on Bareback Mountain and its Bush references.

Visit Visitronix Radio, with Kiko. He’s currently getting fucked over by iTurds.

QPodder.

Look for me on Second Life with my vagina out. My username is Madge Witte. Maybe we can start a Second Life QPodder collective?

Special thanks to Sharon from Tampon for the lovely gifts.

I also received some gifts from Mike Hipp of Podcast Soup.

Soy Candles by Phebes.

I appeared on the Doc Searls Weblog. I’m talking with him about coming on the Sirius show to talk about net neutrality. Bicycle Mark and the Save the Inturdnets people may also come on as well.

Windy City Radio.

Mike Hipp’s turn on Eat This Hot Show.

Speaking of Eat This Hot Show, Lady Bunny will appear on the show soon, after dumb whore/new lesbean loverKarla from Rumor Girls.

Norm’s latest appearance on the show has stirred up some cuntroversy with Straight Chris. Unbunch your panties, Mary.

Parallel between bashing depicted in Bareback Mountain and the reaction to my hate speech rant on Adam Curry’s forums. The reaon why I think there is such a visceral reaction from straight white men in both cases.

Most of my haters are chino-wearing, back-stabbing, asskissing dorks anyways.

I will appear on Playboy’s Sirus show with Tiffany. We’ll give cunt advice together.

Thanks to Wanda Jizzdumb for covering the Sirius show yesturday.

Girl on Tech is doing some sort of donation thing.
Thanks, Wanda, for coverins Sirius tomorrow.