I really need to figure out a way to run Avid Xpress Pro on the MacBook Pro. It runs now under Windows but there is a huge problem. The video goes black when it’s in motion. I’ve googled and searched extensively but can find no solution. Anyone who can get this working for me gets to eat my ass out.

http://yeast2.com/?p=119

UPDATE: Wise words from an unexpected place.

UPDATE #2: I just shat myself.

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Cheryl tried to get away but I caught the whore.

a href= “http://yeastradio.podshow.com/godaddy.com”> Godaddy.com! Buy a domain for your mother for Mothturd’s Day. It’s fun. Check out with Madge1, Madge2, or Madge3 for special discounts.

Back home in Shit Taco.

ABC’s Meet the Press podcast: Sister Joan Chittister speaks on politics and spirituality. Link to transcript.

I appeared on the Playboy Channel’s Afternoon Delight Show on Sirius. I offered help to a father dying of cancer. Also, it’s nice to hear someone else talk about pussy eating.

I used the donkey dick on this episode. Thoughts?

Tony from Podcast PSA on Skype.

Wanda Wisdumb joins us.

Cheryl finishes her gangbang session and gets on the Skype.

Trotsky will be losing his testicliticles soon.

Mikeypod also joins.

Santorum and Gabriel, his fetus is in heaven.

Wanda inspired crazy whore Karla from Rumor Girls.

Wanda’s birthday is coming up. Buy her cookies. Or some of this shit. But she really wants cookies.

Rachel Kann is like Arbie’s.

Frances Gum podcast.

Hate speech on Adam Curry’s show.

What happened to this week’s installment of Eat This Hot Show?

I know who I personally want to take the last spot on Eat This Hot Show.

Cheryl has naked pictures of Ragan Fox. She also recently did an intro for The Distorted View Show.

Subscribe to Cheryl’s podcast on iTunes.

I recommended Podcast PSA to some people at the stupid Q Me Expo, where stood me up.

Again, the Q Me Expo sucked.

Wanda and Tony drool over PNS Noah.

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What a bunch of shit.

Show Notes by Matt Utter:
I’m pissed.Adam Curry allows bigoted, homophobic speech on his podcast and I’m pissed.

Howard Stern loves to use the word “fag” as a derogatory term, even though he clearly knows better.

What’s the difference between calling someone a “faggot” or a “chink” or a “nigger?” Why is it more acceptable to call someone a fag?

Queers don’t listen to Daily Source Code because we don’t want to be called faggots. We don’t want to be insulted like we’re still in the eighth grade anymore, asshole. Qpodders are “insular” because we treat each other as equals.

Driving to rural northern Ohio makes me think about Dick Cheney. Hunters like him enjoy nature by killing it.

Visited Michael Corrino. His kids listen to parts of my show. My show also helped potty train Michael’s young son.

New dualcore Parallels software on Intel Mac: you can run a PC within your Mac as fast as windows on a PC.

Self-censorship in podcasts. Why do do podcasts have to be “clean”?

Trying in vain to Skype with Cheryl but she’s too busy getting fisted. Goddamn fucking whore.

Max and Stacy of Karmabanque. Visit Kinooga. Recreate the movie industry. Blow apart the Hollywood monopoly and recreate our culture. Maybe someone will finance Madge the Movie?

I have nothing to talk about. I think I might be going insane.

Who cares about all these non-news like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ baby?

Nate from Iowa, future intern, is pissed. He thinks Democrats need to grow some balls.

Dagomatic denkt, dass er Deutsch ist.

Godaddy is great. Buy domain names for your friends please. Buy them for your mother. Do it to support this show. It’s important.

The Frances Gum podcast is a wonderful new podcast. Judy Garland has resurrected.

Special thanks to “Blender” for writing the show notes.

I’m stressed. I need a new show to attract the masses so I can make money for Podshow. Email me ideas.

FRANCES GUM: CONSIDER THIS YOUR FORMAL INVITATION TO BE A GUEST HOST ON EAT THIS HOT SHOW.

Karla from The Rumor Girls podcast: if you want to be on my show, Skype me. Crazy whore.

The show I did with Rachel Kann sounds like shit, and it’s her fault.

Adam P. of Kreb Cycle on Skype.

Doc Searls weblog: DNA sampling and the question of life or death. Who cares about the lacrosse team rape case? It’s all a decoy, like the immigration bill. When we’re at war, immigration suddenly becomes a big issue.

Steve Gilliard’s News Blog.

Myspace sucks. It’s ghetto, like Youtube. Google is much better.

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Lesbian Chris Weagel of Human-Dog joins me as we figure out SOLUTIONS instead of just dwelling on the PROBLEMS.

LINK: It’s the president, stupid!

Anyways, here are my notes:

Chat with Chris Weagel, lesbian friend from Detroit.

Detroit: plants closing everywhere, businesses closing. Becoming a modern-day post-Apocalyptic movie.

The Running Man and Bush America: parallels?

Harry Taylor: shamed Bush at North Carolina speaking engagement. Luckily Bush’s sheeple in the audience were there to boo Taylor.

Newspeople are not reporting the news.

I will be missing both Blogger Con (link?) and Vlogger Con (link?). I will be in Romania instead.

Podcasters are pre-emptively censoring themselves in order to attract corporate interest.

Q Me Expo. Only there for about an hour.

The bad: everyone was drinking the whole time and yet I didn’t even get fisted once.

The good: Heather Green of Business Week.

Jew York has become one big giant Starbucks after 9/11: conservative, monocultural.

The “family-safe” issue: body parts are bad, but war is good. People are incapable of questioning assumptions.

Americans are stupid. We know more about Britney’s bad parenting skills than we do about Iraq.

Eric Rice MUST know the etymology of the word “vlogger,” what with his hot multiple feed action.

World Radio Network on Sirius.

Angry Arab News Service.

Cheryl Merkowski can be seen feeding eagles on the Daily Show.

My Good Deed for the Day: please support the Lascivious Biddies on their MS Walk.

White House “shakeup”: Rumsfeld won’t resign because Bush won’t let him. His biggest detractors are speaking out against him after their military careers are over and they’re in the clear.

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I finally made it to New York.
Here are some vignettes from the car and the Q-Me con.

Show notes by Matt Udder(Utter?)
Driving to Jew York for the Queer Media Expo.

Chauncey’s health is failing.

America is finally starting to realize that Bush is dangerous and an idiot. Congress needs to impeach Bush.

Drawing Restraint, directed by Matthew Barney and featuring Björk: phenomenal work of art.

People are loving the Cheryl.

Podcasting is like looking at yourself naked.

Reknowned lesbian poet Rapechel Kann’s podcast, Eat Bird, back in business.

Bloating out on KFC chicken strips.

Queer Media Expo= boring.

Brief interviews with Michelle Castro and Todd Murray fromCable Positive/ Hope’s Voice.

Madam X thinks that Rumsfeld is a dumb fucker, George Bush is a dumb fucking asshole, and Trotsky needs to get neutered.

Norm Augustinus has a little flammable birdhouse in his soul.

surf to WHOREHOLE.ORG

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I’m supposed to be on the road to New York but I’m not in the car yet. i’ll be there, but probably late. Enjoy these whores.

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Show notes, anyone?

Show notes thanks to Alden:
Dr. Puff Yeast Theme

Manic Madge
Hurray for drugs.

Happy with Apple
Boot Camp
Yeast Radio Featured Comedy on iTunes
Simply a distaste for the cock?

Thank You to the Immigrants
12 hours to shit bloat
Amazing revolutionaries

Chauncy needs shaving
Travel in Romania
Dangerous?
For arts festival

Lesbian Tourettes

A Show Without Swearing?
Shoot vs. Shit

Demonstration Against the War – http://www.april29.org/
United for Peace – April 29th

Coffee Causes Indigestion
Attempts to Clean

Clutterers Anonymous – http://www.clutterersanonymous.net/

Change is Happening
The gays need to march
Bush causes people to revolt

Si Se Puedes!
Immigrant speeches
Ted Kennedy – Chapaquitic

New Podshow Talent – Who are They? http://www.podshow.com/

Jeans from Gussie
Passed away two months today
Trotsky in motion

Wanda Wisdomesque
Good feelings on life

YouTube is ghetto. – http://www.youtube.com/
Use GoogleVideo instead. – http://video.google.com/

BlogWild – http://www.goblogwild.com/
Went to the top 100.
Sirius show helped?

Americunt – http://www.americunt.com/

Bush’s psycho Nukes the Nukes Decision
Fat Republicans
Racist remarks
Can’t hate anyone when your dead
Richard Perl
PNAC
Neocon coup

ReBootCamp

La Queen Sucia – http://alisavaldesrodriguez.blogspot.com/
Anti-immigrant Propaganda
Used by dictators to scare the people
Stupid because they are

Minutemen Bios link?

BBC News – Inquiry into US Prison System
– http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4858580.stm
2.1 million people in jail

More La Queen Sucia – http://alisavaldesrodriguez.blogspot.com/
America only industrialiized country without universal healthcare

Steve Gilard News Blog – http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com/

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