Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, “Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!” His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits with head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks…
”How many is a Brazillion?”
Anti-war protester and mother of a son who was killed in Iraq Cindy Sheehan (C) is arrested in front of the White House by U.S. Park Police during a protest in Washington September 26, 2005. Photo by Molly Riley/Reuters
There is a chance that the Bird Flu could become a pandemic which could kill millions. There’s no point in freaking out but it’s smart to be prepared. You can do a lot of prevention just by washing your hands and not touching your hands and mouth, according to the CDC. Of course with Bush in charge, the CDC is probably run by a plumber.
Basic Flu Personal Hygiene From The CDC
* Cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze—throw the tissue away after you use it.
* Wash your hands often with soap and water, especially after you cough or sneeze. If you are not near water, use an alcohol-based hand cleaner.
* Stay away as much as you can from people who are sick.
* If you get the flu, stay home from work or school. If you are sick, do not go near other people so that you don’t make them sick too.
* Try not to touch your eyes, nose, or mouth. Germs often spread this way.
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Thanks for bearing with me on this. It’s just growing pains and will be resolved soon.
The mirror:
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Scat a lat dat. Here’s some improvational Mic testing on Yeast radio.
Thank Goddess, I’m home and can use my bloated studio again.
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Two major topics:
1) Bush starts drinking again and
2) What it’s like to be queer in Iran.