YR376 Bissel and Bloat with Norm and XXX CHERYL XXX

Fun monday stuff. Norm orders a toilet seat made out of his dead dad. Cheryl is a whore.

WARNING: THIS PODCAST CUNTAINS THE VERY UGLY CHERYL
WARNING: THIS PODCAST CUNTAINS THE VERY UGLY CHERYL

Show notes by Matt Blender.

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Secunt Life with Ragan Fox.

Come see my Australian cousin Dame Gagme Witherspoon perform on Saturday, May 13th. Come early.

Cheryl and Jihadist Jerry Secunt Life intervention.

The Register on why we say “blahum.”

Look for me at Casa del Bloat on Secunt Life. I may also be opening up a Secunt Life abortion center with Ragen.

Blog Wild by Andymatic.

Phonecall with Cheryl about Dave Calderbank talking shit about her.

Bush says that the people on Flight 93 struck the first blow in World War III.

Weekly presidential radio address.

Information Clearing House: George Bush has no intention of following international law.

Christian Science Monitor: American economy crashing.

Old-33 from Daily Kos: Goss from CIA took free hooker appointments from lobbyists.

Daily Kos blogger Georgia10 and I were both on the cover of the Chicago Reader.

Having Democrats in office isn’t the answer to our problems.

Ha Ha America: China and the American economy. Lemonade.

Norm Augustinus wants a toilet seat built out of his dead father’s bones.

Bloating out on Thai.

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Comments

38 responses to “YR376 Bissel and Bloat with Norm and XXX CHERYL XXX”

  1. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    WHY DOES SECOND LIFE WANT MY CREDIT CARD #??

    It’s retarded honaye!!!

    1. Mike C Avatar

      Yeah — I’m wondering the same thing. Would you elaborate on what happens because it seems pretty personal — all the information they’re asking for. Can we make a fake or test person?

      OK — this sounds like it’s advice but you probably wouldn’t want to answer this crap on your advice show.

      Give us the word Madge — TELL US WHAT AND HOW TO THINK!

      1. madge Avatar

        Because they charge you money very sneakily. It’s not nice, to be quite honest.

        1. mikeypod Avatar

          you can cuntfirm without a credit card, using your cell phone. They will send you a text message with an access code and it will cost nothing. Then hang out with madge and she and her minions will give you free bombs and shit like that.

          If, by chance, you realize while you are there that you are a furry, you can deposit money to buy animal costumes, or Bicyclemark will give you a frog prince suit with a crown and everything!

          1. Andy Melton Avatar

            What if you don’t have a cell phone? Or won’t give them your PayPal info, no way in hell they’re making me go bankrupt or cause an over draft!

          2. mikeypod Avatar

            well then you are fucked.

            🙂

  2. Dave Calderbank Avatar

    Cheryl, i don’t hate you. Madge is twisting my words again. Here’s what i wrote: “I like Cheryl but think it would be nice to know in advance that the show can be irritating.” No hate, but you are an irritating whore.

    1. straightchris Avatar

      Praise be I’m not alone!

      1. mikeypod Avatar

        look ate the bright side…at least it’s not rapechil!

      2. Aaron Avatar
        Aaron

        No, but keep it up! 🙂

    2. Andy Melton Avatar

      I happen to enjoy Cheryl.

    3. Mike C Avatar
      Mike C

      No offense Dave but I have been a big Cheryl fan, too. In fact, I like it best when she pops in unexpectedly — like she’s lost on the set.

    4. Cheryl Avatar

      Dearest Daves Cald-whore-banks….
      Percunt you should not be so hateful honaye. Hatefulness towards cheryl can bring some very disturbing things your way. Just a warning honaye. CUMON! Love the cheryl, hate the sins.
      Love you even if you find me irritating.

      1. straightchris Avatar

        I am no longer the lone voice who guards against the pernicious, vitriolic bile that is Cheryl!

        The invective that emanates from her hole defies all as it attracts matter into a void that spits out this Existential nightmare.

        Screaming notes of barren rapture received by unwilling recipients of aural pollutant snaking its way into thought.

        Be gone harlot be gone!

        1. Cheryl Avatar

          You are whore=fish-ally a fucktard.

          1. straightchris Avatar

            I have no idea what that means, but, can assume that is supposed to be a depraved and lamentable celebration of ignorance?

          2. Cheryl Avatar

            ROIGHT. A celebration of your ignorance slut. Why do you have to be such a tard?

          3. straightchris Avatar

            It’s what I’m good at, like you’re good at being a Venus flytrap.

      2. Dave Calderbank Avatar

        Love you too Cheryl. People should do what they do best, you’re irritating but very good at it. And besides, there’s lots of irritating stuff out there like lauryl, glycol, isopropyl, imidazolidinyl, cheryl… You’re not alone. So put your little voodoo doll back in your hope chest.

  3. bicyclemark Avatar

    The best thing I saw all weekend, besides a floating plot of land with an engine on the canals of amsterdam, was Madge Weinstein in second life: naked, bloated, carrying a whip or a stick (i think both) and whipping people outside of Curry Castle. Say what you want about second life cause we all know its a life sucking world, but I could not stop laughing.

    1. mikeypod Avatar
  4. Andy Melton Avatar

    Didn’t douchebag sound like an insurance salesman? Must be nice to have insurance.

    1. Andy Melton Avatar

      Oh, and be getting a new helicopter.

  5. Jihadist Jerry Avatar

    Madge please stop eating in the microphone. It drive me, my goats, and my camel crazy! Probaly Willing Warrior too, but I no speak for him. I no want him to cry. Oh yeah, will American person please give StraightChris blowjob? My goats would do it but they have standards. He clearly need to release tension. Many Camel Kisses!

    Jihadist Jerry (with a “J”)

    1. andymelton Avatar

      I enjoy when Madge eats, makes me hungry, then I go eat.

    2. straightchris Avatar

      Now I know I’ve hit rock bottom, Jihadist Jerry won’t let me fuck his livestock!

    3. Matt Blender Avatar
      Matt Blender

      I can’t believe you’re bitching about Madge’s eating on air and yet you haven’t said anything about her farting into her mic.

  6. straightchris Avatar

    To: you know who you are,

    I bet you saw yourself being adored by legions of coprophiliacs venerating you as some kind of oracle, well, “that ain’t gonna happen sweetheart” your interests are way too esoteric.

    With respect,

    straighty

    1. Matt Blender Avatar
      Matt Blender

      Bitch crazy.

  7. Matt Blender Avatar
    Matt Blender

    Madge- did you see the Asian Secunt Life chick on the cover of Business Week? There’s a whole article about Secunt Life entrepeneurs. I can send it to you sometime.

  8. mikeypod Avatar

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  9. Jihadist Jerry Avatar

    Correction StraightChris, my livestock no fuck you. You can try all you want.

    1. straightchris Avatar

      I’ve got news for ewe “there ain’t nobody here but us chickens.”

  10. Fran Avatar

    Madge, buy those tickets fast. Airfares are going up, up, up.

  11. Jihadist Jerry Avatar

    A ewe is sheep not goat. And I wouldn’t eat chicken according to CNN the Bird Flu “Pandemic” is going to ruin the world. Apparently the nuclear fallout from the nuclear war is just fairy dust

    1. straightchris Avatar

      Don’t be like that my brother I have fields of fenugreek, we could trade. One kilo of fenugreek leaves for half an hour with Ayesha, there’ll be no pressure.

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