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YR470 Cheryl and a Melting Turd

Phone hell.

Visit GoDaddy.com– be creative and buy lots of domain names!
Use my codes to save:
Madge1 to save 10%
Madge2 to save $5 on a $30 or more purchase
Madge3 to get a $6.95 domain name (dotcoms only)

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Update on Cheryl’s new colostomy.

Cheryl was hired by the Republican party to do PR for global warming.

People have been jumping to conclusions about Madge’s health.

However, Madge has been leaving voicemails on Karmabanque from her hospital bed.

Wanda’s been stalking a Minnesota senator.

Eric Rice has a bad haircut. He seems to like it when I make fun of him.

Ragan: call Cheryl.

Geek Brief.

I’m babysitting my niece while my their parents go to a Rolling Stone concert.

I know the half-brother of a Queer Eye guy. The half-brother was in my Hebrew school carpool. He had a diabetic mom.

Brian Place sent me an email bitching about Max from Karmabanque. Then Stacy read it over my shoulder.

Cheryl says she would do Stacy.

I’m going to see Stacy in Milan.

Cheryl has an injunction against her.

Cheryl’s take on my recent movies.

Other Peoples’ Mirrors
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Puppet show with clowngina.

The Worst Thing About Filming People Having Sex.

Tim Can’t Reid.

Willing Warrior
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A fan of Steve Irwin calls in and yells a lot.

Andy Melton calls in.

Andy didn’t get the job because he’s too fat.

Andy had a dream about Puffy.

What Andy had to eat.

We need to get Andy Melton on Richard Simmons.

Cheryl’s going to do a Behind the Lipps show.

Andy’s interested in open-source software.

Andy camwhores for chubby chasers.

Cheryl craps on her webcam.

Andy’s a grower like Dace.

Guys online contact Andy and hope they can “feed” him.

Andy’s opinion on the Madgeless version of Yeast.

My music mixes.

Andy’s thoughts on the QPodder design.

Advertising revenue on blogs?

I liked Andy’s podcast where he played guitar.

Andy’s fat, pathetic, and humorous.

Cheryl got boned in the bathroom.

The Falun Gong stuff makes me sick.

Katie Couric’s ratings are dropping.

No one watches TV anymore.

Is Mrs. Slocombe going to Vlog Europe?

I hate air conditioning?

Andy has thyroid problems.

Cheryl needs to get some culture.

The definition of habeas corpus.

I hope Puffy knows more about law than Cheryl.

Cheryl needs to go to the QPodder party with Pizzababe.

Andy can’t come to the QPodder party.

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YR469 Apple and its Falun Gong Blood-Red iPod

Fuck apple and their planned obsolete products. Fuck Bono and his ugly glasses.

Visit GoDaddy.com– be creative and buy lots of domain names!
Use my codes to save:
Madge1 to save 10%
Madge2 to save $5 on a $30 or more purchase
Madge3 to get a $6.95 domain name (dotcoms only)

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Researching trip plans for Vlog Europe.

I may sell my car.

I’m meeting up with Bicycle Mark in Europe.

I might go to Venice when I visit Europe.

I got my hair cut at the Red Door Spa by Tim.

I also got a deep-tissue massage. The whole time I was worrying about my asshole.

Question for my listeners: is getting a deep-tissue massage supposed to feel like S & M bottoming?

I recorded a show with Andy Melton and Cheryl.

Thanks to Steve Harris for my new WordPress theme and to Matt Blender for the shownotes.

Why don’t I have Splenda as a sponsor? Splenda sponsors the Rumorgirls.

Insane Films.

Eclectic News Brief
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News Shake.

Yeast2
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Eat This Hot Show
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Email me and/or send your .mp3 audio comments to: [email protected]

Hotline: 206-888-CUNT

Replying to spam
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Strikes on Iran possible by 2007
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Why is Ask A Ninja still on the iTunes top 20? I don’t get it. Someone please explain this to me.

The iTunes podcast front page has a new section for political commentary and I’m not on it. None of the other podcasts with “explicit” labels are on it either.

Fuck Bono with his liver-damaged face. Oprah: whatever. Apple has China make its products when China is one of the worst human rights violators in the world.

When I get marginalized I have to toot my own horn.

Vulgarity is the only way to describe the things our filthy administration has been doing.

I helped people realize podcasting was a viable new medium and I deserve to be treated with more respect.

Apple is all about capturing the clean, shiny web 2.0 zeitgeist.

Apple. China. Abusive labor?

Chinese Falun Gong labor camps?

I hate those arrogant Apple ads with the kid with miniscule facial hair.

Wall Street and trickle-up economics.

Mike Judge’s new movie, Idiocracy.

Everyone in this country is dumb. No one can see past the plastic reality we create.

More people need to take chances on Yeast.

I will do whatever it takes to investigate Apple’s relationship with China- even if it means losing weight.

There needs to be a Gay and Lesbian category on iTunes.

I have a new level of appreciation for my audience after Madge left.

I’m going to put out the Cheryl and Andy Melton show over the weekend.

Audionoise.

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