YR697 Weather Channel Climate Change is a Hoax While Holland Prepares to Drown

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show notes by Enzo Sant’Elia
Lesbian throat clearing.

Excuse me, ‘scuse me, ‘scuse me.

Liswood/Tylor clips.

The shittiest opening ever.

Madge’s fistula hurts.

Madge hasn’t been in the mood to do a show.

The novelty of travel has worn off. Madge can’t wait to get home to
prolapse and masturbate her vagina.

Madge has a burst blood vessel in her cornea so she can’t put her
academics on to do the next Ax Madge.

Checking Twitter.

No Fuel Day? How about Get Fucked Day?

Chicago, Madge’s favorite city; Holland, Madge’s favorite country.

From the BBC: flood threats in Holland and Britain.

Gails and lesbians.

1/3 of the landmass in Holland is under sea level.

Who cares about Britain?

Madge thinks the writers’ strike is important. Fiction writers play a
key role during times of crisis.

Madge shoots water up her ass and all she gets is one comment.

It’s your fault that Madge can’t breathe.

Lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps.

Insurance companies now offering VIP disaster protection that yields
selective firefighting in disaster-ridden communities.

Madge gets the blues when someone she knows is about to die or
when—nevermind, she can’t think of anything clever.

Toys that get you high and kill kids. We don’t care where our toys
come from as long as they’re cheap.

Twitter/Facebook are sorry excuses for socialization.

Ignoring Facebook application requests.

If you’re bored, you’re boring.

Madge is Tina Yothers.

Reading a blog
posting
about HAVA.

Lyps.

Thanks to MikeyPod for finding
the music for the last video Madge put out.

Madge doesn’t support the troops who kill because some moron in the
White House tells them to. She supports the troops that stand up for
themselves and take risks.

Jan Schakowsky is sponsoring an anti-Blackwater bill to stop
outsourcing security.

Madge is not impressed with Bareback Obama.

Madge reads right-wing blogs.

Weather Channel founder, John Coleman, calls global warming “greatest
scam in history” (herstory?)

Madge pees standing up, some sort of technical malfunction while doing so.

IceCap.US.

Consider Coleman’s idiocy when you decide whom to patronize when
getting your weather information.

Leopard is not that bad overall.

Email Madge at bloated
lesbian at gmail dot com
or leave a comment at 206-888-CUNT.

Get fucked.

Apologizing for Texafornia’s clip.

Dr. Liswood extended remix. 500,000,000 sperm are ejaculated in each
ejaculation.

Mash-up.

Comments

17 responses to “YR697 Weather Channel Climate Change is a Hoax While Holland Prepares to Drown”

  1. Jacob Lee Avatar

    Where exactly is Holland? The weather Channel people are nuts.

    Jacob Lee

    1. mindcasturd Avatar

      create that new media prolapse connection to google maps, using ‘The Netherlands’. Nether are our lands. Ever doped up in Amsturdam?

    1. James Avatar

      He’s nuts beyond belief, but not as bad as Zell Miller.

      Unless people can get their shit together most of metro Atlanta will be out of water next fall.

  2. podcastmark Avatar
    podcastmark

    When the fuck was the last time the weather man was right?

  3. licoricepirate Avatar

    what do u do when u have to take a dump with a fresh tampon in

    if u ‘bear down,’ chances are you’ll birth it halfway into the bowl, & the dry tampon will rip up your vaginal walls in the process

    .. but if u just make poopies with it in, the filth can crawl up the string and infect your deuterous.

    wut is the solution 🙁

  4. Burglapse Avatar
    Burglapse

    Hahaha! Cool techno remix of my song, thanks.

  5. Gus Avatar

    I can only imagine the credibility the Weather Channel just lost because of its founder.

  6. Jack Avatar
    Jack

    Madge have you heard of jenkem

    1. cheryl Avatar

      honaye, u be posting this everywhere……. BUT WE ALL HEARD ABOUT IT ALREADY. Christ, if you have not heard about this lame ass shit by now, then emmmmmm…….. u are a cunt. There is something about this kinda shit, which becums a meme and then becums real old real fast (like 2 girls and the single/1 cup) that makes my asscunt hurt.

      I will now go fist my gine, scrape the poo off the walls and middles, and prolapse my anuls.

      BROWKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

      1. Jack Avatar
        Jack

        really.

        you one trick pony. you don’t get to feign disgust at me when you’ve been on this same pooping panties/asscunt shit for what, two years now?

        1. cheryl's momma Avatar
          cheryl’s momma

          step off!
          that pony’s one trick is lapsin’
          and i likes it.

  7. texafornia Avatar

    aw sheot, didn’t mean for you to play “calico in the cosmos” on your show. just thought you’d enjoy it in your collection of fukked up stuff. next time i send u audio that isn’t for the show, i’ll header it with “DON’T FUKKING PLAY THIS ON THE YEASTS.” hard to believe something is too terrible for this train-wreck, but i seem to have found it.

    not the overly sensitive type, a little turtle-headed sometimes, though.

    i thought the weather founded the weather channel. that’s what it’s named after. who cares what some dude says.

  8. Slam Idol Simon Avatar

    I’m in England, too.

  9. My Daughter's Keeper Avatar

    Amazing message.
    I hope you will check out our diary..
    Thanks

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