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Where fart art thou bloated lesbian?

Guests include
Chris Weagel
Max Keiser
Show Notes:

  11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : Fuck who?
11:31 moopy : yeah, fuck marry kill
11:31 Anitalee : lesbian  song
11:31 moopy : where is the rill chops?
11:31 doyathink : what doyathink about us sending missles into Somalia?
11:32 moopy : excellent
11:32 Anitalee : andy  melton
11:32 moopy : damn
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : I smell blubber cunts
11:32 moopy : call vera?
11:33  * brian_royaloak is licking his wounds but still love madge
11:33 ustreamer-86379 : watch the news
11:33 moopy : you only tell me you love me when you’re drunk
11:33 AuntieVeraCharles : 27 minutes
11:33 ustreamer-86379 : u crack me up
11:34 yeastradio : ‘/nick duchesbace
11:34 Anitalee : Madge,    did  you have a  good  weekend?
11:34  * moopy is now SlashNick
11:34 SaudiQueen-8148 : my internet cuntection sucks ass
11:34 moopy : it’s tuesday here
11:34 moopy : keep forgetting
11:34 kruelkarla : gotta go.. time to train my boss at the gym
11:34 doyathink : http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/03/03/somalia.us/index.html
11:35 kruelkarla : you really are a women
11:35 moopy : is it wrong that I’m listening to Frankie Goes to Hollywood?  And liking it?
11:35  * brian_royaloak is singing money makes the world go round from caberet
11:35 kruelkarla : that is what women think about when their drugs start to fade
11:35 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m watching I Love Lucy with the sound off..how scary is that
11:36 doyathink : Relax, moopy
11:36 moopy : actually, am listening to Happy Hi – the best track on Welcome to the Pleasuredome
11:36 brian_royaloak : what did you think of the obama letter i sent you madge?
11:36 moopy : love the bassline
11:37 brian_royaloak : the gay one
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : Cylp
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : lol
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : Jesus, I’m hungry
11:37  * moopy sends AuntieVera some crisps
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : oops.. clyp
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : and dip please
11:37  * moopy sends AuntieVera some dip too
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : LOL
11:39 moopy : ok I gotsta go get ready to go to work – see you tomorrow hopefully
11:39 AuntieVeraCharles : bye moops
11:39 moopy : have a good day AuntieVera – see ya soon
11:39 moopy : 🙂
11:40 brian_royaloak : YES YOU ARE ON
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : yes you are
11:40 ustreamer-33386 : yes
11:40 straightchris : Obama condemned Louis Farrakhan.
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : thanks drugs
11:41 boomer35 : because sexy
11:41 ustreamer-33386 : we want to hear your LYps, not your mind
11:41 ustreamer-33386 : quiet mind loud lyps
11:41 ustreamer-33386 : LOL
11:41 brian_royaloak : HA HA
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : thank god
11:42 ustreamer-33386 : show us your cunt, Madgie!
11:43 straightchris : No one should justify violence
11:43 ustreamer-33386 : sexy boy
11:43 straightchris : Boycotts are better
11:44 ustreamer-33386 : violence is sometimes justified
11:44 boomer35 : that has been going on for years now
11:44 ustreamer-33386 : I dunno how to change my name
11:45 ustreamer-33386 : someone tell me how, please!
11:45 ustreamer-60494 : SLASH NICK NAME
11:45 ustreamer-33386 : slach nick space and then name…
11:45 boomer35 : yes
11:45 SexyBoi : ?
11:45 SexyBoi : Ooh!
11:45 SexyBoi : cool
11:45 humandog-6278 : THERE ASSHOLE
11:45 doyathink : yeah!
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : I’ve gotta eat
11:46 SexyBoi : lol
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : 11 minutes
11:49 SexyBoi : they’re both against NAFTA…
11:49 humandog-6278 : they are for renegotiating it
11:49 humandog-6278 : but what does that mean?
11:49 SexyBoi : yeah
11:49 humandog-6278 : Kucinich is for ending it
11:49 doyathink : that is just to get the nomination…they will go after the right when they get the nomination
11:49 SexyBoi : it’s just rhetoric
11:50 Anitalee : slammer
11:50 Anitalee : cough  drop  for  madge
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : Good girl
11:51 Anitalee : bareback  and  the  lesbian  ar e the  front  runners
11:51 Oblivion : Camp camp?
11:51 dude2008 : about 1000 madge in 2 days
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Crying from one eye
11:52 SexyBoi : LOL
11:52 SexyBoi : I LOVE ANDY!
11:52 doyathink : marry him
11:52 SexyBoi : yuck, I don’t love him like THAT
11:52 Anitalee : andy  bell
11:53 SexyBoi : no, Andy Melton
11:53 Anitalee : meltonian
11:53 AuntieVeraCharles : My life is an invisible pain
11:53 Anitalee : it  is  a  struggle
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : Tappan Microwave ovens
11:55 SexyBoi : LOL, that’s hilarious Madge, I didn’t see that
11:55 SexyBoi : Oh yeah!
11:55 SexyBoi : hot
11:55 AuntieVeraCharles : Damn Peace mongers
11:56 SexyBoi : ooh, there’s your doggie!
11:56 SexyBoi : awww
11:56 SexyBoi : you can zap Cheryl’s LYPS
11:56 doyathink : keep doing what you are doing while you cook from the inside out
11:57 dude2008 : Madge – it’s called ADS
11:57 dude2008 : but what’s better they have deployed in Iraq
11:57 SexyBoi : ADS?
11:57 dude2008 : another non-lethal system called LRAD
11:57 dude2008 : it used an audio signal
11:58 SexyBoi : They came there cause as bad as it is, it’s probably better than Mexico
11:59 SexyBoi : They are if they are born here
11:59 dude2008 : ADS = Active Denial System
12:00 AuntieVeraCharles : Guess what’s starting now!
12:00 dude2008 : LRAD = Long range Acoustical Device
12:00 dude2008 : LRAD will make you deaf – and it is already deployed
12:02 ustreamer-36612 : .
12:02 SexyBoi : Love your vagina!
12:02 SexyBoi : penis Vagina thing?
12:03 TeaPee : Leo Lapork is always on the front page on the weekends.
12:03 TeaPee : If that tells you anything.
12:03 SexyBoi : soul-less?
12:05 podcastmark : peter van dyke? eight is enough
12:05 SexyBoi : what does that mean?
12:05 straightchris : I thought miro was German
12:06 SexyBoi : [soul-less] just a bunch of adjectives no real reasoning there…
12:06 SexyBoi : ok, how?
12:06 doyathink : sad
12:06 TeaPee : Oh I wonder which podcast that could be. God they are disgusting. Are they going to measure cocks?
12:07 AuntieVeraCharles : Can there be originality without vulgarity?
12:07 doyathink : aren’t they sponsored by the sauna?
12:08 SexyBoi : interesting rhetoric…
12:08 simp : oh no!
12:09 SexyBoi : was it the um… those two podcasters?
12:09 straightchris : It’s good to be subversive
12:09 SexyBoi : what’s their name?
12:09 straightchris : fuck them
12:09 AuntieVeraCharles : If he existed he would be an agent
12:09 SexyBoi : it’s irony, it’s humour
12:10 SexyBoi : Yeast of Fools?
12:11 AuntieVeraCharles : Moved me to tears
12:11 Carrino : Or what about Boyfriend in a Box
12:11 SexyBoi : I think that was very unjust, Madge.
12:12 straightchris : why not do a normopath spechial
12:13 SexyBoi : Love your show, Madge. You’re brilliant!
12:13 ustreamer-17024 : are you talking about the teenage weapon?
12:13 Carrino : people just want to feel good about themselves — even if it means drastic denial
12:14 Oblivion : I’m curious what humandog’s blood pressure is.  He always sounds wound up.
12:14 SexyBoi : lol
12:14 Oblivion : I’m somewhat serious.
12:14 doyathink : passionate
12:14 doyathink : not wound up
12:14 Carrino : Oblivion — I just hope he has strong veins ’cause he’s doing really great
12:14 maxkeiser-4969 : i just clicked back on; who is speaking?
12:15 brian_royaloak : WOAH! I’M BACK!
12:15 AuntieVeraCharles : Chris Weagle is Max and he’s buying gold
12:15 straightchris : HD is right on the money
12:15 simp : so true Madge, so true
12:15 maxkeiser-4969 : gold!!!!!!
12:15 maxkeiser-4969 : yo! what is!
12:16 Oblivion : Was _I_ insulting, the reaction to what I said?
12:16 AuntieVeraCharles : When I used to get wound up my parents called me “Dramatic”
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : ok
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : yes
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : yes
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : yes, yes, yes
12:16 ustreamer-11868 : yes
12:16 Carrino : As it was said in Amadeus:  Maybe you need to have a huge note at the end, Madge, so the people know when to clap
12:17 ustreamer-11868 : keep doing stream
12:17 ustreamer-11868 : better live
12:17 Oblivion : I like the interaction of the live shows.
12:17 maxkeiser-4969 : goldmoney.com
12:18 maxkeiser-4969 : oops can’t do commercials
12:18 SexyBoi : Madge’s Religion?
12:18 SexyBoi : LOL!
12:18 SexyBoi : lOVE it!
12:18 ustreamer-11868 : what’s in your heaven?
12:18 ustreamer-36612 : yes i love it
12:19 maxkeiser-4969 : she wears purple like the pope
12:19 doyathink : heaven is between her thighs
12:19 SexyBoi : YES!
12:19 Oblivion : Ok, time to stuff my face with Maxwell Street polish sausage to celebrate Casimir Pulaski Day.  Ta ta.
12:19 Carrino : But, Madge, Waterboarding is not torture.
12:20 SexyBoi : LOL
12:20 dude2008 : can you pay in gold?
12:20 ustreamer-36612 : lol
12:20 SexyBoi : great deal!
12:20 doyathink : goddess is not for sale
12:20 Carrino : She won’t lay hands on my panus becuase i’ve had yeast
12:20 SexyBoi : Lyps ain’t for sale
12:21 SexyBoi : there’s no hell for the Jews?
12:22 SexyBoi : really?
12:22 SexyBoi : I had no idea
12:22 Carrino : digital media cast experiment
12:22 maxkeiser-4969 : she’s good
12:23 Carrino : armchair survivor, Kidnation and apprentice
12:23 SexyBoi : no it didn’t suck
12:23 SexyBoi : Perfectly normal
12:23 SexyBoi : Love it
12:24 dude2008 : hey buddy
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Oh jesus Buy fucking gold
12:24 SexyBoi : can I fish inside your vajajay?
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Max’s favorite movie
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Goldfinger
12:25 Carrino : this is true max, I started listeing to you because of Madge
12:25 AuntieVeraCharles : sure
12:25 micerl : Ca va?
12:25 SexyBoi : is that Skype problems?
12:26 SexyBoi : it’s very hard to hear they guy you’re talking to
12:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Max paints his pecker gold
12:26 Carrino : if we go into depression, how long will it last?
12:27 AuntieVeraCharles : He’s the man..the man with the Midas touch
12:28 AuntieVeraCharles : Only stocks for The Gold Coast
12:28 AuntieVeraCharles : from
12:28 Carrino : dumb question:  how doyou buy foreign currencies?
12:29 ustreamer-11868 : fxy
12:29 doyathink : abk
12:29 ustreamer-11868 : or fxe
12:29 ustreamer-11868 : etfs
12:29 doyathink : who has money to buy anything?
12:30 ustreamer-11868 : put it on your credit card like the rest of america! 😉
12:31 ustreamer-11868 : goldmoney is based in london
12:33 AuntieVeraCharles : Max:  Show us your penis!
12:35 ustreamer-11868 : brazil is easiest
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : Max makes his wife spray paint her beaver gold
12:36 humandog-6278 : A Gold Beaver is integralto a reponsible porfolio.
12:36 humandog-6278 : responsible
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : drinking so ealry chris?
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : early even
12:37 humandog-6278 : typing in my lap
12:37 ustreamer-11868 : that’s supposed to be bad for your testes
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : is that a euphamisum?
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : jesus, i can’t spell
12:37 TeaPee : It’s like gold pressed latinum in Star Trek. It’s the only REAL currency (gold).
12:38 humandog-6278 : Gold Toilet Paper in Outer Space?
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : In space, no one can hear you crap
12:39 doyathink : or wipe
12:39 ustreamer-11868 : people wouldn’t be so scared of boogeymen if they were more secure with their healtcare and employment system
12:40 ustreamer-11868 : look what has happened to bond insurance industry
12:40 humandog-6278 : 11868- what happened in the US in the 1960s, people felt secure to a degree and began questioning the system
12:40 brian_royaloak : Probably because it makes sense madge – nothing in us politics makes sense
12:40 humandog-6278 : and the power structure has demonized that era since
12:41 doyathink : why can’t they pull off an NHS-like system in the States?
12:41 humandog-6278 : it could be done, but the wealthy owners of the insurance companies etc would not profit from it
12:41 humandog-6278 : or would not as much as they are now
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : I need my breakfast now
12:42 humandog-6278 : Squared Eggs and NutriGrain Orange?
12:42 AuntieVeraCharles : what the fuck is a squared egg?
12:42 doyathink : but if people were living longer and were healthier, wouldn’t they make more money by selling life insurance?
12:43 humandog-6278 : VERA – http://www.flickr.com/photos/deadhorse/sets/72157594200290886/detail/
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Good Christ
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Disposible income
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : too much
12:44 humandog-6278 : Considered Essential here in Michigan
12:44 AuntieVeraCharles : scary
12:44 AuntieVeraCharles : and that tater tot dish
12:46 AuntieVeraCharles : There is no hope with any of these idiots
12:48 AuntieVeraCharles : BRB
12:50 SexyBoi : Does bicycle Mark buy technology products made in China?
12:50 SexyBoi : and does he know China is communist?
12:50 ustreamer-11868 : yes
12:50 straightchris : yup
12:50 SexyBoi : and does he know about their human right policies
12:50 ustreamer-11868 : and he takes money from coca cola
12:50 SexyBoi : well, there you go
12:50 SexyBoi : hyporcite
12:50 ustreamer-11868 : despite their killing hundreds of colombian activists
12:51 humandog-6278 : where does he take money from Coca Cola?
12:51 humandog-6278 : I am not aware of this?
12:51 doyathink : i like bicyclemark
12:51 straightchris : bicyclemark has not taken any money from Coca-Cola
12:51 ustreamer-11868 : when he went to world cup or some football game in europe
12:51 ustreamer-11868 : he took free housing
12:51 humandog-6278 : when he went to a football game? how? did coca cola pay him?
12:51 humandog-6278 : ok
12:52 straightchris : he got a free ticket because he was with his friends who thought it was a good idea
12:52 AuntieVeraCharles : b
12:52 brian_royaloak : THE NBC FINANCIAL ANALYST ON THE TODAY SHOW THIS MORNING SAID INVEST IN GOLD AND AGRICULTURE
12:52 doyathink : don’t slam the man when he is not here to defend himself
12:52 ustreamer-11868 : agriculture good to invest in too!
12:52 humandog-6278 : and the other charge
12:53 humandog-6278 : about China made products
12:53 ustreamer-11868 : china makes everything
12:53 humandog-6278 : I have an increasingly hard time with this
12:53 brian_royaloak : so how do you invest in US agriculture?
12:53 humandog-6278 : I cut down on what I purchase
12:53 brian_royaloak : farmers markets? or is there a further step?
12:53 humandog-6278 : but it is very difficult
12:53 ustreamer-77733 : fk
12:53 humandog-6278 : There might be small farmer’s collectives
12:53 humandog-6278 : not sure
12:53 ustreamer-11868 : farmers market is a different thing
12:53 ustreamer-11868 : you need futures
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : you buy shares in agricultural companies
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : or you invest in agricultural producers
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : like brazil
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : http://www.smartmoney.com/onedaywonder/index.cfm?story=20080212-iShares-MSCI-Brazil
12:54 humandog-6278 : I think in respect to China manufacturing companies, in the long run, there needs to be independent people starting up small, local based production
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : yes, it will happen anyway
12:55 humandog-6278 : it will be difficult, but some of us will have to do this
12:55 SexyBoi : thanks Madge… no utopia… utopias are fantasies
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : it will be easy
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : because it will be only option
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : when financial system collapses, but more importantly, when oil runs out
12:55 humandog-6278 : yes I understand that
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : will be too expensive to ship things across world
12:55 humandog-6278 : but in the meantime, those things have not happened completely
12:55 humandog-6278 : you can see it going in the direction
12:55 brian_royaloak : so wait – we help the US by investing in brazilian companies?
12:56 ustreamer-11868 : you help yourself
12:56 brian_royaloak : oh ok
12:56 humandog-6278 : yes, agreed, understood
12:56 doyathink : very much getting to that point
12:56 straightchris : Activists should use Max’s ideas
12:57 brian_royaloak : but by not investing in our agriculture we are screwing us as a country
12:57 brian_royaloak : so that to me seems worse than investing in gold
12:57 straightchris : Norm Finkelstein gets it.
12:57 humandog-6278 : straightchris- question about your style and delivery on your podcasts
12:57 Oblivion : Is she still going?
12:57 humandog-6278 : what is your thinking behind it?
12:57 ustreamer-11868 : http://dbfunds.db.com/dba/index.aspx
12:57 Oblivion : Yowza.
12:57 ustreamer-11868 : different things
12:57 ustreamer-11868 : invest in your own local agriculture by buying goods locally
12:58 straightchris : Hakawi from the east gets it
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : but invest your savings in companies that will beat inflation
12:58 humandog-6278 : is your voice a reference to something?
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : like commodities
12:58 straightchris : Madge gets it
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : madge is hot
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : she looks good today
12:59 Oblivion : Rocky gets it, but keeps on eating.
01:00 SexyBoi : Loved it
01:00 SexyBoi : 😉
01:00 humandog-6278 : wrap up show?
01:00 humandog-6278 : or no?
01:00 humandog-6278 : I’m getting hungry
01:00 humandog-6278 : and ready for cramps
01:00 straightchris : yes
01:00 humandog-6278 : ok please stay in room for wrap up show
01:01 TeaPee : wrap up show would be great.
01:01 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge, skype me
01:02 yeastradio-1 : vera can y ou wait 10-15? i have to skype micerl too
01:02 brian_royaloak : WRAP UP! WRAP UP! WRAP UP!
01:02 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes
01:02 AuntieVeraCharles : I can
01:02 brian_royaloak : me/is getting his lube ready to watch his daddy bear 🙂
01:02 yeastradio-1 : s
01:02 yeastradio-1 : k
01:02  * brian_royaloak is getting his lube ready to watch his daddy bear 🙂
01:04 ustreamer-15936 : Is Weagel on yet?
01:05 brian_royaloak : NOPE
01:05 straightchris : he said he would
01:06 MadgeHumps : I keep refreshing and it’s like Madge is breathing hard.
01:07 yeastradio-2 : it keeps crashing
01:07 yeastradio-2 : HANG ON
01:07 MadgeHumps : Losing my patients.
01:08 doyathink : just wait, Dr. MadgeHumps
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : THIS IS WEAGEL
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : the USTREAM Keeps crashing
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : I will try once more now
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : if it breaks
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : FUCK IT
01:08 straightchris : ok
01:08 MadgeHumps : ok
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : FUCK IT
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : IT CRASHED
01:09 yeastradio-69 : Will the real yeastradio please stand up?
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : SEE YOU TOMORROW
01:09 MadgeHumps : Cya
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : SHOW’S OVER
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : BYE
01:10 straightchris : bye
01:10 yeastradio-69 : Got to love technology.
01:10 doyathink : thanks for trying
01:10 yeastradio-69 : Just do two tomorrow.
01:11 Cher-7618 : HOW
01:12 brian_royaloak : WAIT WAS THAT HUMANDOG?
01:13 brian_royaloak : OK – I’M GOINIG TO ASSUME IT WAS AND THE SHOW REALLY IS OVER
01:16 rowlf : this is old right?