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Today’s showgrum includes Wanda and Vera with a special announcements with a cameo from the ugly one.

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show notes:

08:31 AuntieAmyWinehouse : hello lesbian
08:31 AuntieAmyWinehouse : well hello lesbian is so nice to have you back where you belooooong
08:38 gaycub78 : I love the Carpenters
08:40 AuntieAmyWinehouse : that’s hello dolly mate
10:44 AuntieVeraCharles : Hey! Morning <censored> Missle!
10:44 gaycub78 : did you know that Karen Carpenter’s last meal was a salad at Bob’s Big Boy in LA
10:45 penmissile : morning auntie!
10:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Here for another round huh?
10:45 penmissile : wouldn’t miss it
10:47 penmissile : this is a very interesting show
10:48 AlSharpton : SING OF HAPPY, NOT SAD.
10:48 AuntieVeraCharles : scary
10:48 AuntieVeraCharles : on many levels
10:48 gaycub78 : sing of Madge, not Cheryl
10:48 sharonintampon-1 : I learned this on Sesame Street
10:52 ustreamer-43890 : is this the auntie vera story?
10:52 AuntieVeraCharles : I wish
10:52 AuntieVeraCharles : except the death part
10:52 AuntieVeraCharles : I like the skinny part
10:52 ustreamer-43890 : ha ha ha
10:53 gaycub78 : Karen Carpenter is a better singer than Auntie Vera
10:53 AuntieVeraCharles : quite a bit better
10:53 AlSharpton : Fascism over the body!
10:53 gaycub78 : but i still love you Vera
10:53 AuntieVeraCharles : bless you lovie
10:54 gaycub78 : oh im blessed all right
10:56 yeastradio : oh VERA’s the POPE! She gets to BLESS people!
10:56 gaycub78 : so how many Karen Carpenters would fit into Andy Melton?
10:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Get <censored> <censored>
10:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Go with god
10:57 AlSharpton : I’m a minister.
10:58 penmissile : <censored>!
10:59 MyEvilTwin : I came in late. Has Madge been on at all?
10:59 AuntieVeraCharles : not yet
11:00 MyEvilTwin : Okay. But she will?
11:00 AuntieVeraCharles : We all can hope
11:00 MyEvilTwin : Okay.
11:01 MyEvilTwin : There she is!
11:01 gaycub78 : there she is
11:01 MyEvilTwin : Hiya
11:01 AuntieVeraCharles : Babs on barbs
11:01 gaycub78 : Madge, I love your pearls
11:02 Dude2008 : it’s so nice to have a morning show
11:03 bnate : i have a human sexuality test i’ve not studied for in an hour and 40 minutes. what am i doing? watching this…it’s a good life
11:03 gaycub78 : <censored> it out
11:04 AuntieVeraCharles : soft pallet
11:04 AuntieVeraCharles : PRAISE GOD
11:04 AuntieVeraCharles : I was good
11:04 MyEvilTwin : Yeah. Especially for those of us who are in Europe. 11pm in Chicago is 6am in continental Europe
11:04 sharonintampon-1 : what!
11:05 sharonintampon-1 : I was working!
11:05 AlSharpton : That’s racist.
11:06 MyEvilTwin : What’s racist?
11:06 bnate : Temporary NEgro Storage unit
11:06 AuntieVeraCharles : Put ice in it
11:06 brian_royaloak : MORNING MADGE
11:06 MyEvilTwin : My brain must have censored that out.
11:06 wh175 : Madge, belated birthday wishes
11:07 brian_royaloak : you look HOT today madge!
11:07 Penmissile : what are you drinking?
11:07 wh175 : HAWT!
11:07 MyEvilTwin : Nice
11:07 AlSharpton : That is one of my favorite films.
11:08 brian_royaloak : ME TOO
11:08 brian_royaloak : FAR FROM HEVAN?
11:08 AlSharpton : The Hours
11:08 brian_royaloak : HEAVEN
11:08 brian_royaloak : NO AL
11:08 AlSharpton : Who knows
11:09 AlSharpton : 299,995
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : Yeah….uh huh….have you seen my bills?
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : No you haven’t
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : <censored>
11:09 bnate : What do you think will be the aftermath of the gov. buying out bear sterns?
11:10 gaycub78 : Cheryl is here
11:10 CherylMerkowski : BLAHO
11:10 brian_royaloak : THANK GOD SHE’S NOT!
11:10 CherylMerkowski : LETS SEE THE VIDEO PLZ
11:10 brian_royaloak : ugh
11:10 brian_royaloak : now she is
11:10 CherylMerkowski : no i have to leave in a min honaye
11:10 CherylMerkowski : call my cell then <censored>
11:10 CherylMerkowski : i can talk for only a min or two
11:10 CherylMerkowski : <censored>
11:10 CherylMerkowski : <censored>
11:10 CherylMerkowski : i even posted a new showgrum for u
11:10 andymelton : !moderateoff
11:10 andymelton : !censoroff
11:11 CherylMerkowski : CUNT
11:11 bnate : fine whore
11:11 andymelton : !madgeoff
11:11 CherylMerkowski : osollie
11:11 CherylMerkowski : no
11:11 AlSharpton : Yes
11:11 MyEvilTwin : Cheryl: Say hi to Wanda.
11:12 CherylMerkowski : sure
11:12 CherylMerkowski : but i am meeting someone for lunch
11:12 bnate : mostly
11:12 CherylMerkowski : HURRY UP CUNT
11:12 CherylMerkowski : u know my cell phone
11:12 CherylMerkowski : jesus
11:13 CookieThernbaun : retads make good lovers
11:13 AuntieVeraCharles : drool
11:13 gaycub78 : Wanda is a goddess
11:13 brian_royaloak : madge will you conduct a funeral for my crotch yeast? it is gone! 🙁
11:14 Jaime-4392 : bonjour lyps
11:14 Loopy-Fruit : What a lovely chack room
11:14 MyEvilTwin : People often think I’m a retard, even though I’m not. It’s just because I have a physical handicap so they assume it must be mental too
11:14 AlSharpton : WHOA
11:14 AlSharpton : WHOAAA
11:14 Penmissile : this goes well with breakfast
11:15 AlSharpton : Dr. Phil? We’re good friends.
11:15 bwvalentine : how long are we going to listen to this?
11:15 Loopy-Fruit : what’s in your breasts today, Madge
11:15 Jaime-4392 : what’s with the sport bottle for the teas
11:15 Jaime-4392 : ?
11:16 CookieThernbaun : sounds messy honay…
11:16 bwvalentine : i’ll be back in 10 minutes because honestly, who can stomache this shit?
11:16 bnate : …riveting
11:16 Loopy-Fruit : is that the green teas
11:16 Jaime-4392 : why does this shit always starts early
11:16 CookieThernbaun : he knows the trick
11:16 MyEvilTwin : It can be achieved through editing!
11:17 AlSharpton : Focus on the squirting.
11:17 Jaime-4392 : squirt 101
11:17 MyEvilTwin : Green tea? Looks brown to me.
11:17 CookieThernbaun : squirts and smells
11:17 AuntieVeraCharles : Cheryl’s pimpin’
11:17 Jaime-4392 : it’s trotsky’s urine
11:17 Penmissile : the one with the drunk dialer?
11:17 bnate : can u turn cheryl up a lil?
11:18 Jaime-4392 : the wiccan WHite lions
11:18 steveh : why are the comments off on your latest pogrum CHERYL?
11:18 steveh : stupid bitch
11:18 Jaime-4392 : work the thing!
11:19 Jaime-4392 : put it on your lapse!
11:19 MyEvilTwin : Is Cheryl still a tanoholic?
11:19 CookieThernbaun : that’s hot
11:19 gaycub78 : works for D.I.C.K.
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : don’t do that MADGE
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I know
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I don’t hate
11:19 Jaime-4392 : who doesn’t
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m not a hater
11:20 MyEvilTwin : Does Cheryl still sleep on the tanning bed?
11:20 bnate : Madge, have you seen Jill Scott’s “hate on me hater,” it’s very femme: she talks about her womb diamonds and her peaches makin’ a peach pie
11:21 wh175 : rosebud!
11:21 Jaime-4392 : she’s turning 25
11:21 Jaime-4392 : again
11:21 yeastradio : http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2211/2383130085_2abc40c663_o.jpg
11:21 MyEvilTwin : lol
11:22 yeastradio : http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2383935106_211ef82a9a_o.jpg
11:22 brian_royaloak : that man looks like he would have diabettes toes
11:22 MyEvilTwin : Was that Cheryl’s dad?
11:22 sharonintampon-1 : cheryl’s birthday isn’t until june
11:22 Jaime-4392 : it says homicide soup under ham on the bone!
11:22 wh175 : maybe she’s off her meds
11:22 AuntieVeraCharles : You have swollen tissue from snoring
11:22 bnate : gotta go shower and take a test. Madge, talk about Bear Sterns being cum fuckpigs. Love, get fucked
11:23 Penmissile : she just needs a good prolapse
11:23 bwvalentine : maybe it has something to do with the high poop content
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : you may, but more swollen tissue
11:23 brian_royaloak : madge will you conduct a funeral for my crotch yeast? it is gone! 🙁
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : whore
11:23 Penmissile : 🙁
11:23 brian_royaloak : ha ha
11:24 bnate : back off bitch
11:24 Jaime-4392 : black people huolderst
11:25 Jaime-4392 : slow roasted lapse
11:25 bnate : ho needs a manicure
11:25 bicyclemark : howdy mayge
11:25 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy parodied gold
11:25 bicyclemark : yays
11:25 moopy : Humina humina
11:25 moopy : Hi Madgey
11:26 moopy : Sorry I haven’t been around
11:26 bicyclemark : netty poc
11:26 sharonintampon-1 : vera can’t blow her nose and she is never that gross
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : ?
11:26 bicyclemark : greetings from berlins
11:26 bwvalentine : i think you’re addicted
11:26 Dude2008 : some squirt from the vag…you squirt from the nose
11:26 CookieThernbaun : your getting a sinus infection
11:26 MyEvilTwin : Didn’t know The Onion had a printed version too.
11:26 Jaime-4392 : any time is netty poc time
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Uh oh
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : look out
11:26 bwvalentine : “i’m not addicted, i can stop any time i want”
11:26 bicyclemark : poc that shit.
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : she’s gonna kick
11:26 sharonintampon-1 : I’ve never seen it,
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : DON”T DO IT
11:26 AlSharpton : Do it.
11:26 bicyclemark : poc it!
11:26 Jaime-4392 : no
11:26 Jaime-4392 : no
11:26 Jaime-4392 : no
11:26 MyEvilTwin : Go for it!
11:26 bicyclemark : AL sharpton is here!
11:26 gaycub78 : i love Neti Pot
11:27 brian_royaloak : I DID MY FIRST NETTIE POT AT THE DOCTORS MONDAY
11:27 AlSharpton : Yes, my son.
11:27 brian_royaloak : loved it!
11:27 Jaime-4392 : oy vey smear
11:27 Penmissile : video qaulity high?
11:27 bicyclemark : Is he wearing a track suit.. mr sharpton?
11:27 sharonintampon-1 : what if one boob hangs lower than the other?
11:27 bicyclemark : perfectly normal
11:27 bicyclemark : al shaprton
11:27 Jaime-4392 : oy vey sssmear
11:27 MyEvilTwin : Fullständigt normalt
11:27 bicyclemark : SIEL!
11:27 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m going to get breakfast….I’ll be back
11:27 Jaime-4392 : me too
11:27 AlSharpton : I am in a burgundy velour ensemble. With epaulettes.
11:28 Jaime-4392 : what are yoiu getting?
11:28 Jaime-4392 : auntie
11:28 AuntieVeraCharles : Egg beaters and toast
11:28 bicyclemark : You learned how to dress from James Brown.. didnt you mr shaprton?
11:28 Jaime-4392 : yum yum
11:28 AlSharpton : He learned how to dress from ME.
11:28 bicyclemark : well thats just not true
11:28 bicyclemark : I spoke to you when I worked at the voice
11:28 bicyclemark : you toll me the opposite. I AM OUTRAGED
11:28 AlSharpton : Were you in Harlem in the 1960s?
11:29 bicyclemark : No. East Village 2001
11:29 bicyclemark : anyway Im a big fan.
11:29 AlSharpton : Then don’t step up to this. I’ll take you down like I did with Imus.
11:29 AlSharpton : Thank you.
11:29 AlSharpton : I am a fan of yours.
11:29 bicyclemark : Did EYE-Mus get a new job?
11:30 bicyclemark : oh al sharpton likes my poc-cast
11:30 CookieThernbaun : yes at wabc in new York
11:30 bicyclemark : Madge- I just interviewed the guy from pirate bay
11:30 bicyclemark : YES he’s here
11:30 bicyclemark : YEs
11:30 bicyclemark : Tomorrow
11:30 bicyclemark : I just left him
11:30 ustreamer-42039 : are u drinking pee, madge?
11:30 bicyclemark : with his hot girlfriend
11:31 bicyclemark : YES
11:31 bicyclemark : there’s a waste-cancer interview going on next to me
11:31 bicyclemark : the robert scoble of germany is next to me
11:31 Penmissile : don’t they make looots of money?
11:31 bicyclemark : Can you hear me now?
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : sadly yes
11:32 bwvalentine : why are we broadcasting this?
11:32 CookieThernbaun : this is going to be pretty
11:32 bicyclemark : POC POC POC POC
11:32 gaycub78 : this is so sexy
11:32 bicyclemark : NEEEEEEEEETIIII
11:32 sharonintampon-1 : I think I might gag
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : goes good with my cereal
11:32 Penmissile : LOL
11:32 CookieThernbaun : now thats talent…
11:32 bicyclemark : Off camera she neti pocs her vagine.
11:32 Loopy-Fruit : OMG – I have the same Neti pot, Madge! It’s dishwasher safe
11:32 CookieThernbaun : you should have your own podcast…
11:33 gaycub78 : love the drips
11:33 tvindy : Is that the nosepot?
11:33 gaycub78 : squirt it out
11:33 MyEvilTwin : Nice
11:33 Loopy-Fruit : We’re Neti sistas
11:33 CookieThernbaun : that was very wanda wisdumb
11:33 bicyclemark : clean-ax
11:33 bicyclemark : que
11:34 bicyclemark : cheryl neti pocs her stoma
11:34 Dude2008 : isn’t that netti water in the water bottle?
11:34 Loopy-Fruit : Okay – gotta go eat my lunch now
11:34 AlSharpton : Punky Brewster drank her own urine.
11:35 Penmissile : *mute*
11:35 andymelton : I’m eating meat loaf.
11:35 MyEvilTwin : It would be port.
11:35 CookieThernbaun : nostrel porn…
11:35 Dude2008 : sounds like a cat on a hot tin roof
11:35 andymelton : Cookie, you can’t take it with you.
11:36 bicyclemark : girdle spillovers
11:36 CookieThernbaun : snorts and spells
11:36 bicyclemark : towards the ceiling
11:36 AuntieVeraCharles : Port Left Starboard Right
11:36 bicyclemark : I do yogurt I know now
11:36 sharonintampon-1 : she does look like a ship in that dress
11:36 MyEvilTwin : If you face forward in a boat, starboard is right and port is left.
11:37 Jaime-4392 : don’t netti pok on my paradeeeeee
11:37 Dude2008 : easy way to remember – port and left have the same number of letters
11:37 bicyclemark : so in politics news … Rupert Murdoch’s daughter is raisin $ for obama
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : swollen tissue
11:37 tvindy : Is that urine?
11:37 Jaime-4392 : trotsky’s
11:37 sharonintampon-1 : right, swollen and irritated from too much netty poc
11:38 bicyclemark : I called your ass.
11:38 Jaime-4392 : blaque people holder!
11:38 andymelton : I can send you pots of chili, soup and meat loaves.
11:38 bicyclemark : right right
11:38 Jaime-4392 : yeah right, like you won’t eat them before
11:39 bicyclemark : Im workin on it
11:39 sharonintampon-1 : andy, how are you going to get it to the post office?
11:39 bicyclemark : She arrives next week from Botswana
11:39 Jaime-4392 : in a box
11:39 AuntieVeraCharles : That was a GOOD one
11:39 CookieThernbaun : you need some KFC ho
11:40 tvindy : yummy
11:40 bicyclemark : long john silvers
11:40 CookieThernbaun : 2.99
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : High Fructose will KILL YOU
11:40 Jaime-4392 : twice
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : wow! I am amazing!
11:41 Penmissile : next in line please
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : 1200
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : you need some nipples madge
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : ROFL
11:41 gaycub78 : squeaky titties
11:41 Jaime-4392 : same happens with my man boobs
11:41 ustreamer-42039 : werk iiiit
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : mine don’t squeak
11:41 simp : me neither
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : cancer squeaks?
11:41 bicyclemark : madge I got that magazine here with the finger print of the german interior minister… its cool
11:41 tvindy : That’s where she keeps her mice.
11:42 Jaime-4392 : lol
11:42 tvindy : I see Chauncy.
11:42 bicyclemark : what? chauncy?
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : Troksy
11:42 tvindy : oh, sorry. The other dog.
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : IN the depths
11:42 bicyclemark : your vagina
11:43 bicyclemark : administative shit you cant talk about
11:43 CookieThernbaun : germany
11:43 tvindy : Trotsky
11:43 bicyclemark : YES
11:43 bnate : I cou ld tell you about the lesbian experience i had with Father O’Riely’s wife CeCe at the Church banquet in Nurth North Dakota.
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : He doesn’t want it it smells like nipple
11:44 bicyclemark : yeah its a cool piece of film that you can feel the texture
11:44 MyEvilTwin : I see dead dogs
11:44 Penmissile : o rly?
11:44 bicyclemark : Im going to podcast with the girl whos putting together the magazine on sunday
11:44 bicyclemark : hunger strike
11:44 bnate : no, andy will go on an exercise strike
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : You need more ICE
11:45 CookieThernbaun : demi moore uses the leeches to get rid of the toxins
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes to keep it cold
11:45 bnate : body thetans
11:45 MyEvilTwin : How very medieval of her.
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : I gotta pee
11:46 tvindy : Water is valid, though.
11:46 Penmissile : throw some leeches on your vagina
11:46 CookieThernbaun : toxin cleansing is big money
11:46 CookieThernbaun : very podshow
11:46 andymelton : Kate Mulgrew is in a film about the trials at Guantanamo.
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : lol penis misle
11:46 MyEvilTwin : You might as well spend a moment in a sauna
11:46 andymelton : They’re recording it now.
11:47 olavi : http://wwww.jns.fi/museokoulu/kokokuva/kansanperinne/isot_kuvat/kuppaus.html
11:47 olavi : this is how we do it in finland
11:47 tvindy : nephrology?
11:47 bnate : no, but the number 1 buzz kill is dehydration darling…take that into account
11:48 CookieThernbaun : all those vitamins are bad for you too
11:48 MyEvilTwin : We do it in Sweden too. But ‘Sauna’ is a Finnish word on the other hand.
11:49 tvindy : Interesting.
11:49 ustreamer-77593 : nephrology – treatment and diagnosis of kidney disease.
11:49 olavi : do you have old ladies sucking your blood in sweden?
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : Coffee Yes ..Coffee no…Carbs yes…Carbs no….Wateryes….Water no…and on and on and on
11:49 Penmissile : Dr. Goldfarb is thristy.
11:49 andymelton : Ooops, I was wrong, they’re not recording it now but they recorded it in 3 days in February.
11:49 MyEvilTwin : No, we call them vampires and they come in booth sexes.
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : WHore
11:49 CookieThernbaun : this is very al gore
11:50 veritablevirgo : I’m with ya, Auntie Vera!!
11:50 simp : sweating clears toxins IF the kidneys are malfunctioning
11:50 CookieThernbaun : lol
11:50 CookieThernbaun : you die without kidneys
11:50 MyEvilTwin : But I don’t think vampire would survive sScandinavian summers.
11:50 CookieThernbaun : hello
11:50 veritablevirgo : nutrition and fitness wisdom is subject to fads.
11:50 AuntBeaArthur : the sun doesn’t set
11:50 MyEvilTwin : Yes.
11:50 bnate : haha
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : he’s gonna get kicked
11:51 veritablevirgo : the urine is too bright, maybe?
11:51 MyEvilTwin : No. I was chatting with Olavi
11:51 bnate : I could tell you about my lesbian experiences with CE CE O’brien
11:51 tvindy : Vampires drink blood rather than water.
11:51 AuntieVeraCharles : I have toWHORE
11:51 brian_royaloak : how about we discuss the REDICULOUS amount of money spent on US Campaigns
11:51 CookieThernbaun : lesbian mofia scares the hell ouuta me
11:51 sharonintampon : “I don’t drink water. Fish fuck in water.”
11:51 Penmissile : vera DDOS’d you
11:52 CookieThernbaun : smeely twats
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : what the fuck does that mean
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : ddos?
11:52 Penmissile : denail of service attack
11:52 bwvalentine : aw
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : oy
11:52 veritablevirgo : that’s scary madge
11:52 bwvalentine : i want one of those 🙂
11:52 tvindy : Trotsky wants his toys back.
11:52 wh175 : the lesbian mafia will break into your house and steal your bowling balls
11:52 ustreamer-42039 : call in Vera
11:53 AuntieVeraCharles : gonna pee…
11:53 veritablevirgo : hi Wanda
11:53 brian_royaloak : wanTURD!
11:53 gaycub78 : I love my Wanda
11:53 MyEvilTwin : Hi Wanda
11:53 bwvalentine : yay, show saved by the wander
11:54 AlSharpton : Yes, and Pelosi allowed her partner to fly with her.
11:54 brian_royaloak : here’s a video pf a political reporter calling hillary and ferraro a whore 🙂
11:54 brian_royaloak : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/03/air-america-host-randi-rh_n_94863.html
11:54 Jaime-4392 : i’m back, with a cheese omelette and untoasted bread
11:54 sharonintampon : now they are talking about politics, blah
11:54 veritablevirgo : the government is f**kd
11:54 bicyclemark : dont be hard on them.. us gov has no money.
11:54 simp : I know we’ve moved on from sweating, but… http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/03/science/03qna.html?partner=rssnyt&emc=rss
11:54 bicyclemark : tightening that belt
11:55 sharonintampon : until the next exception
11:55 veritablevirgo : would they extend that courtesy to heterosexual partners?
11:56 AuntieVeraCharles : This is a surprise?
11:56 bnate : Why wont one of these candidates just say “gay marriage” what they lost with the evangelical, they’d get more over from the queer side wouldn’t they?
11:56 AuntBeaArthur : lesbians are often terrorists
11:56 bicyclemark : and they do lighting
11:56 ustreamer-42039 : Who it belong to?
11:56 Jaime-4392 : yesssss
11:56 simp : yes!!
11:56 sharonintampon : not that’s a good idea!
11:56 Jaime-4392 : yeeeeesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:56 bnate : she’d be the full time moderator
11:56 brian_royaloak : or rotate the 3rd person
11:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes
11:56 veritablevirgo : madge, wanda, vera, rillz and lady raptastic need to do a show
11:56 brian_royaloak : like you did at the end
11:56 Jaime-4392 : shit
11:57 bnate : Vera that would be splendiforous
11:57 Jaime-4392 : she’s on like donkey kong
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m not a regular on Big Fatty
11:57 sharonintampon : nor a regular big fatty
11:57 sharonintampon : what do you do 9-5, wanda?
11:57 Jaime-4392 : inside her winebago
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : 7 hours
11:57 bnate : bringing ETHS back is brilliant
11:57 ustreamer-42039 : 45 min
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes
11:58 bnate : Holiday
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m honored
11:58 MyEvilTwin : I started listening to Yeast Radio because of ETHS
11:58 bnate : celebrate
11:58 veritablevirgo : Kool Vera
11:58 tvindy : Is Eat This Hot Show back?
11:58 bnate : ETHS RETURNS! today on Yeast Radio!
11:58 ustreamer-42039 : Until everyone got banned
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : HOld please
11:58 andymelton : cunt
11:58 sharonintampon : But what about her photo?
11:59 Jaime-4392 : at this hotugly
11:59 sharonintampon : And she has talent and manners
11:59 sharonintampon : and her CUNTscience
11:59 Jaime-4392 : but he won’t like the idea of the show coming back
11:59 Jaime-4392 : since he was a part of the show
11:59 veritablevirgo : madge, lost for words? is the world coming to an end?
12:00 brian_royaloak : that aint the only short list he is on!
12:00 bwvalentine : fausto? what happened with fausto??
12:00 bwvalentine : i love him!
12:00 bnate : The return birth of the show
12:00 tvindy : Fausto is insane.
12:00 Jaime-4392 : he’s a potato
12:00 veritablevirgo : fausto? is that the fausto from feast of fools?
12:00 sharonintampon : bwahahaha
12:01 bwvalentine : he’s adorable!
12:01 ustreamer-42039 : Vera is still drunk
12:01 bnate : wanda’s gonna turn a bitch again
12:01 Jaime-4392 : oh, that’s true, now it is 2 positives and one negative
12:01 Jaime-4392 : not hte other way around
12:01 bwvalentine : lol
12:01 ustreamer-42039 : And her gine
12:01 Dude2008 : wanda has a snotty heart?
12:01 veritablevirgo : nice tit
12:01 MyEvilTwin : Fausto and Mark was originally on ETHS, but there was some disagreement and they left.
12:01 sharonintampon : how would you know, you don’t listen to her
12:01 MyEvilTwin : Or was kicked off.
12:02 ustreamer-42039 : That’s a hot 3-some
12:02 sharonintampon : can ETHS be a live stream too?
12:02 Jaime-4392 : they said that ragan was evil because he was rapped
12:02 bnate : Talk Hillarys role right now
12:02 veritablevirgo : but tight is better
12:02 bnate : hot topics!
12:02 ustreamer-22815 : what about cheryl?
12:02 andymelton : fuck, mary, kill
12:02 sharonintampon : not everyone who was raped turns evil
12:02 sharonintampon : please stop fuck, marry, kill
12:03 Jaime-4392 : according to mark/fausto, they do
12:03 tvindy : o more fuck, marry, kill!
12:03 veritablevirgo : that would require cheryl
12:03 sharonintampon : union scabs?
12:03 tvindy : I meant NO more fuck marry kill.
12:03 steveh : vaginal yeast
12:03 Jaime-4392 : netti pok
12:03 ustreamer-42039 : fisting
12:03 veritablevirgo : panus stapling
12:03 tvindy : spacedocking
12:03 sharonintampon : how about a topic jar and pick a new one each week?
12:04 ustreamer-42039 : footing maybe
12:04 veritablevirgo : no
12:04 andymelton : meta meta meta meta
12:04 AuntBeaArthur : lesbian terrorism
12:04 veritablevirgo : andy go eat something
12:04 ustreamer-42039 : That was a bore
12:04 andymelton : INFORMATION WEEK FUCK FACE
12:04 wh175 : lgbt envirenments in different regions in the us
12:04 sharonintampon : maybe let andy do a bible feature
12:04 bnate : and you have forty viewers
12:04 sharonintampon : let cheryl do a poop feature
12:05 veritablevirgo : meta tags in webwork
12:05 ustreamer-42039 : We can talk about who’s lypse is bigger: Madge, Wanturd or Vera
12:05 andymelton : Meta = Talking about podcasting while podcasting.
12:05 sharonintampon : nounshort for meta key .adjective(of a creative work) referring to itself or to the conventions of its genre; self-referential.ORIGIN 1980s: from meta- in the sense [beyond] .
12:05 Penmissile : <meta> whore </meta>
12:05 MyEvilTwin : The Stargate SG-1 episode “Wormhole X-Treme” is very meta
12:05 Jaime-4392 : at this hot meta
12:05 bnate : talk about everyone’s favorite drink
12:05 Jaime-4392 : at
12:05 sharonintampon : wanda might get a word in with these two whores
12:05 Jaime-4392 : eat
12:05 bnate : get Amy Goodman
12:05 wh175 : lady bunny gets nailed all the time
12:06 ustreamer-42039 : Coffee with Baileys, Vera?
12:06 Jaime-4392 : mark and fausto!
12:06 ustreamer-42039 : 😉
12:06 veritablevirgo : 3 parts liquer 1 part coffee?
12:06 bnate : Nancy Pelosi
12:06 bwvalentine : get mark and fausto… they’re awesome 🙂
12:06 Penmissile : what will you call the showgrum?
12:06 Jaime-4392 : yeah1
12:06 brian_royaloak : YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED THIS IS MAKING ME MADGE!!
12:06 Jaime-4392 : at this hot cunt
12:06 tvindy : I’d love to see George Bush on the show.
12:06 brian_royaloak : same feed and everything?
12:07 ustreamer-22815 : tell us when you do it so we re-subscribe again
12:07 veritablevirgo : you could spend the whole show teaching Bush how to pronounce “nuclear”
12:07 Jaime-4392 : new quelar
12:07 bwvalentine : lol, the view
12:07 veritablevirgo : tivo the view
12:07 sharonintampon : I am so glad I started listening again
12:08 gaycub78 : i love all three of them
12:08 sharonintampon : madge loves vera so hard it hurts the rest of us
12:08 tvindy : I love gay coffee.
12:08 sharonintampon : wanda @ g-spot
12:09 AlSharpton : lavender
12:09 ustreamer-42039 : lavander
12:09 ustreamer-42039 : or e
12:09 bwvalentine : i thought it was spelled lavendar
12:09 bwvalentine : i guess i’m dumb
12:09 sharonintampon : give wanda a drink!
12:09 AlSharpton : magazine
12:09 Jaime-4392 : is this indicative of what the show will be?
12:09 sharonintampon : of course, it will be a train wreck
12:09 AlSharpton : [email protected]?
12:09 MyEvilTwin : Gay coffee?
12:10 ustreamer-22815 : didn’t minneapolis get super fast internet i read that somewhere
12:10 sharonintampon : funny al
12:10 MyEvilTwin : I was away from the computer for a while
12:10 sharonintampon : a topic jar!
12:10 ustreamer-42039 : I like that!
12:10 tvindy : Gay coffee is what they sell at the gay coffeeshop.
12:10 ustreamer-42039 : Maybe a hat?
12:10 MyEvilTwin : Like the PNS Explosion conversation hat?
12:10 ustreamer-42039 : Topic hat
12:10 sharonintampon : a topic gine
12:11 Jaime-4392 : a topic mastectomy boob
12:11 brian_royaloak : NO MADGE
12:11 brian_royaloak : IT SHULD JUST BE YOU GUYS
12:11 Penmissile : that’d get messy
12:11 Jaime-4392 : brian?
12:11 sharonintampon : please don’t edit the show
12:11 brian_royaloak : it was more fun with 3 regulars and a rotating guest
12:11 brian_royaloak : I MISS ETHS!
12:11 sharonintampon : hold, please
12:12 veritablevirgo : a motor home tour across the U.S. and a podcast
12:12 tvindy : It’s fat free
12:12 sharonintampon : now he is
12:12 Jaime-4392 : Auntie verAA
12:12 sharonintampon : I suggested that RV tour years ago.
12:12 brian_royaloak : i’m going to see wand-turd for pride!! 🙂
12:12 sharonintampon : Vera’s only has one bed
12:13 veritablevirgo : all the merrier
12:13 MyEvilTwin : Does she need more than one?
12:13 sharonintampon : isn’t she on dial up?
12:13 Jaime-4392 : when is the frst show, people?
12:13 sharonintampon : .com .com.com
12:13 wh175 : @podshow.podshow.com
12:13 ustreamer-42039 : Next Wednasty, Jamie
12:14 Jaime-4392 : cumonpodshowspeaksveracomshow.pod
12:14 sharonintampon : yes, let’s see her face!
12:14 sharonintampon : madame
12:14 brian_royaloak : same song? i love that song
12:14 sharonintampon : looks just like madame
12:14 bnate : gotta go, love you all. Wonderful to hear that ETHS is back! LOVE TO WANDA and VERA! Get fucked madge
12:14 Penmissile : biii
12:14 steveh : looking forward to that
12:15 veritablevirgo : will the show be on Ustream
12:15 ustreamer-22815 : tell us so we resubscribe
12:15 sharonintampon : squeaky boobs
12:15 bnate : will you do it on ustream/
12:15 Jaime-4392 : yeah, will it be the same ETHS on itunes?
12:15 MyEvilTwin : Look forward to it, but I’m gonna miss Ragan
12:15 bwvalentine : MONKEY BOOBS!
12:15 veritablevirgo : madge’s automastectomy
12:15 sharonintampon : madge, that is an awesome bra to make that doll so smooth
12:15 Jaime-4392 : yeah, back to your roots
12:15 veritablevirgo : that would be better
12:16 MyEvilTwin : You will use the same podcast feed as before?
12:16 sharonintampon : poor madge, her family couldn’t afford orthadonture
12:17 veritablevirgo : vera is tech challenged
12:17 Penmissile : get a cheap dynamic vera
12:17 sharonintampon : but ragan was LOUD and obnoxious
12:17 veritablevirgo : her pc almost imploded last year
12:17 wh175 : Magde, what mic do you reccomend?
12:17 MyEvilTwin : That’s why I love Ragan
12:17 veritablevirgo : stevia tastes like licorice
12:18 wh175 : Madge, what mic do you recommend?
12:18 wh175 : skype mostly
12:18 Penmissile : Dynamic mics
12:18 wh175 : no
12:18 AlSharpton : The Blue snowball.
12:18 wh175 : thank you
12:18 AlSharpton : Yes. $99.
12:19 ustreamer-42039 : What about music mics, Madge?
12:19 ustreamer-33077 : Hello Huny!
12:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I gotta shit so BAD
12:20 ustreamer-33077 : Hey Auntie! I am in Ventura!
12:20 Penmissile : relieve the bowels
12:20 AuntieVeraCharles : Wow…We go there all the time
12:20 AuntieVeraCharles : We store our RV there
12:20 Jaime-4392 : he can say the intro!
12:20 ustreamer-33077 : Come up and see me some time- my man is director of tourism
12:21 Jaime-4392 : i want the first show to be about amy winehouse
12:21 AlSharpton : Oprah and Gayle already did that.
12:21 ustreamer-42039 : A TOUR!
12:21 ustreamer-33077 : a 3 hour tour
12:21 Jaime-4392 : yo soy la pequeña amy ginhose
12:21 bwvalentine : ask her about her deformative skin condition
12:21 Jaime-4392 : me gustan los vicios
12:21 gaycub78 : Alexis Tylor?
12:21 ustreamer-33077 : how do I make a user ID!?!?!? GODDAMMIT!
12:22 veritablevirgo : or a nursing home?
12:22 Jaime-4392 : (/nick)
12:22 AuntBeaArthur : Charo still looks like she did on 1978 Love Boat
12:22 Jaime-4392 : ayayay, caliente!
12:22 veritablevirgo : plastic surgery baby
12:22 ustreamer-42039 : I’d cream if Charo would be on
12:22 ustreamer-42039 : OMG AMY
12:22 bwvalentine : that’d be SO awesome
12:22 brian_royaloak : AMY SEDARIS WOULD BE AWESOME!!!
12:23 ustreamer-33077 : lick your necklace madge
12:23 veritablevirgo : logitech headset I use with propaganda software works well. Its a stereo USB headset, and maybe cost me about $49 at Staples
12:23 ustreamer-33077 : then can I be your trick?
12:23 Penmissile : yeah
12:23 ustreamer-42039 : Cant hat be used for music, Veritable?
12:23 veritablevirgo : how rude
12:24 veritablevirgo : not a dancing monkey
12:24 Penmissile : no, it’s because i forgot the
12:24 Penmissile : 😛
12:24 Jaime-4392 : you didn’t marry a monkey
12:24 ustreamer-42039 : You’re a strong black woman, Madge
12:24 veritablevirgo : Vera’s conscience is still hung over
12:24 Jaime-4392 : chris cocker!
12:25 Penmissile : shirley q liquor!
12:25 ustreamer-42039 : Fuck him.
12:25 Penmissile : get shirley q liquor
12:25 veritablevirgo : ru paul
12:25 MyEvilTwin : The play is the thing wherein we’ll catch the conscience of Vera
12:25 ustreamer-22815 : why
12:25 Jaime-4392 : hagatha, as a correspondant
12:25 Penmissile : tell your mama i said how ya doin
12:25 ustreamer-42039 : Kathy Griffin
12:25 Jaime-4392 : CHER CHER CHER!
12:25 MyEvilTwin : But now it didn’t rhyme
12:25 veritablevirgo : a non-media whore
12:26 ustreamer-33077 : how about Joyce Dewitt?
12:26 bwvalentine : me!
12:26 bwvalentine : jk
12:26 ustreamer-42039 : Margaret Cho would be cool
12:26 ustreamer-71012 : joy bahar
12:26 ustreamer-42039 : Maybe a Z-Lister celeb
12:26 Penmissile : what’s wrong with shirley madge?
12:26 bwvalentine : well… feast of fools doesn’t have issues
12:26 Jaime-4392 : th efeast of fools had margareth cho
12:26 ustreamer-33077 : She’s myneighbor
12:26 Jaime-4392 : and kathy griffin
12:26 ustreamer-33077 : seriously
12:27 bwvalentine : publicity
12:27 MyEvilTwin : Minimum salary
12:27 veritablevirgo : a pay scale
12:27 veritablevirgo : is joyce dewitt still alive
12:27 ustreamer-42039 : I thought you got paid to be on a show? Had no idea about the scale.
12:27 ustreamer-33077 : I see her all the time
12:27 gaycub78 : Shirley Hemphill is dead
12:27 Jaime-4392 : thel merman’s dead carcass
12:28 ustreamer-33077 : she’s a neighbor- you would never recognize her in person :-X
12:28 Jaime-4392 : Ethel
12:28 AlSharpton : Linda Blair
12:28 AuntBeaArthur : do a golden girls reunion minus Estelle
12:28 Dude2008 : charles nelson reilly’s pipe?
12:28 veritablevirgo : shirley died 12/10/99
12:28 bwvalentine : what about, like, amanda steinstein?
12:28 Jaime-4392 : lol
12:28 Jaime-4392 : miss ronnie
12:28 ustreamer-42039 : LoL
12:28 ustreamer-22815 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DNnLGJb8Ak
12:28 ustreamer-33077 : oh my
12:28 Jaime-4392 : i’m kidding!
12:28 bicyclemark : Ima go eat goodnight ladies. guy from Miro is coming along.
12:28 Jaime-4392 : kick bwvalentine
12:29 bwvalentine : why?
12:29 Jaime-4392 : the long island lolita!
12:29 brian_royaloak : HOW ABOUT THE HEAD OF GLADD?
12:29 brian_royaloak : OR SHOOT THE MOON AND ASK HILLARY OR OBAMA?
12:29 Penmissile : kevin rose
12:29 AuntBeaArthur : the cast of Girls Will Be Girls
12:29 brian_royaloak : OR MCCAIN
12:29 AuntBeaArthur : Sally Kern
12:29 ustreamer-42039 : hahah
12:30 Penmissile : 2 gryphon
12:30 brian_royaloak : SALLY KERN!
12:30 veritablevirgo : in the end, that’s what matters
12:30 brian_royaloak : THAT BITCH WHO CALLED HOMOS TERRORISTS
12:30 Penmissile : how about Hal Turner – that would go over well
12:31 veritablevirgo : Jay Leno recently made a negative gay comment
12:31 Jaime-4392 : the scobalizer!
12:31 brian_royaloak : actually wanda he said gays in the army are fine – but you should nopt be out
12:31 brian_royaloak : in the army
12:31 veritablevirgo : so an italian version of don’t ask don’t tell.
12:31 ustreamer-33077 : what kind of RV do you have honey?
12:32 veritablevirgo : read something from variety
12:32 brian_royaloak : there has to be one idiot
12:32 brian_royaloak : if not who’s gonna take regan’s spot
12:32 Jaime-4392 : why, ragan is a PhD
12:33 MyEvilTwin : Ragan is fun
12:33 Jaime-4392 : and he is very witty
12:33 ustreamer-33077 : Is Ragan taking the roids?
12:33 Jaime-4392 : mean, but witty
12:33 ustreamer-42039 : What’s your URL, Vera?
12:33 Jaime-4392 : it looks like
12:33 brian_royaloak : big fucking deal
12:33 MyEvilTwin : No, he’s skinny.
12:33 brian_royaloak : millions of people have a phd
12:33 veritablevirgo : he’s not a man
12:33 brian_royaloak : they don’t feel the need to shove it in everyon’s face
12:33 ustreamer-33077 : is it in liberal arts?
12:33 Jaime-4392 : do you royaloak?
12:33 veritablevirgo : men don’t have uteruses.
12:34 brian_royaloak : he’s an asshole
12:34 brian_royaloak : yes i do
12:34 brian_royaloak : jamie
12:34 ustreamer-33077 : oprah is mean in person
12:34 AuntieVeraCharles : do you lovies think I should do this?
12:34 ustreamer-33077 : very bossy and cunty
12:34 simp : of course!
12:34 veritablevirgo : yes, yes, yes
12:34 gaycub78 : yes you should Vera
12:34 ustreamer-42039 : yes!
12:34 MyEvilTwin : Yes Vera
12:34 brian_royaloak : WOAH!
12:34 brian_royaloak : pink bra!
12:34 veritablevirgo : exactly
12:34 brian_royaloak : sexy!
12:35 veritablevirgo : thanks for that madge
12:35 AuntBeaArthur : distractions distractions distractions
12:35 brian_royaloak : it is rather odd wanda
12:35 brian_royaloak : just something new
12:35 ustreamer-42039 : I saw it on a magazine and thought it was photoshopped
12:35 ustreamer-42039 : The preggo man
12:35 brian_royaloak : i don’t mind the coverage – it is making people open thier minds
12:35 veritablevirgo : who is going to breast feed the baby?
12:35 ustreamer-42039 : Disco
12:35 bwvalentine : half bleed!
12:35 ustreamer-33077 : JOANNA NEWSOM!
12:36 MyEvilTwin : Maybe you should get Chris Crocker on ETHS
12:36 ustreamer-42039 : yeah Half Breed!
12:36 ustreamer-33077 : I have it!
12:36 ustreamer-33077 : OXOX
12:36 veritablevirgo : lol
12:36 brian_royaloak : didn’t cher clean your apt once madge?
12:36 Jaime-4392 : or a depents user
12:36 bwvalentine : yay!
12:36 brian_royaloak : yeah!!
12:36 AuntBeaArthur : Hurray!
12:37 bwvalentine : the night thing sucks for me
12:37 brian_royaloak : wwe all have lives in the evening
12:37 Dude2008 : no spammers during the day
12:37 Jaime-4392 : yeah, why does this shit starts early
12:37 ustreamer-42039 : The show is more exciting during the day
12:37 MyEvilTwin : It sucks for me too, because of the time zone I’m in.
12:37 veritablevirgo : i can’t watch at work
12:37 ustreamer-42039 : Vera love, what’s your url for your podcast?
12:38 Jaime-4392 : veraspeakspodshowcom.podshow.com
12:38 brian_royaloak : don’t start appreciating us madge!
12:38 brian_royaloak : it scares me!
12:38 ustreamer-42039 : Thanks
12:38 brian_royaloak : 🙂
12:38 AuntieVeraCharles : Veraspeaks.blogspot.com
12:38 yeastradio : this is the very very original version
12:38 bwvalentine : why we no hear half bleed anymore? 🙁
12:38 yeastradio : b4 fame
12:38 AuntieVeraCharles : or the one Jamie posted
12:38 brian_royaloak : i love this song
12:38 peniseither : gooodday
12:38 brian_royaloak : who is it madge?
12:38 ustreamer-42039 : Oh ok, thanks hunny!
12:38 veritablevirgo : bye
12:38 Jaime-4392 : björks fetus
12:38 ustreamer-42039 : I like this tune.
12:38 ustreamer-57362 : bye
12:39 wh175 : bye all
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : Stranger than I remember
12:39 yeastradio : this is the orignial version
12:39 MyEvilTwin : Bye all
12:39 yeastradio : i’ll play the produced version after this
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : Okay
12:39 yeastradio : that’s the 1 ur used turd
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : I ADORE YOU YOU WHORE
12:39 brian_royaloak : i think i like the produced versionbetter
12:39 ustreamer-33077 : come see me vera!
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : Get Fucked
12:39 bwvalentine : nice ring tho
12:39 ustreamer-42039 : Who does this song and what’s it called? I wanna d/l it now
12:40 TheCursingCat : joanna newsom
12:40 ustreamer-18046 : that’s gagging me
12:40 brian_royaloak : that was like a friday night from andy’s perspective
12:40 brian_royaloak : big rod coming at my face!
12:40 TheCursingCat : gooooosh honey
12:40 ustreamer-42039 : Do you know the name, Cat?
12:40 Jaime-4392 : postshow?
12:40 ustreamer-42039 : of the song
12:40 TheCursingCat : work the ‘phone
12:41 brian_royaloak : hd is off this week jaime
12:41 TheCursingCat : peach plum pear
12:41 ustreamer-42039 : Thanks 🙂
12:41 Jaime-4392 : thnks
12:41 ustreamer-42039 : WERK THAT MOOMOO
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge should I send you abetter picture of my mask
12:41 brian_royaloak : YES!!!!!
12:41 brian_royaloak : love this version
12:41 TheCursingCat : LOVE the newsom
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE
12:41 TheCursingCat : VERA
12:41 Jaime-4392 : wtf
12:42 brian_royaloak : nice view!
12:42 Jaime-4392 : good view
12:42 brian_royaloak : i need to move to a big city
12:42 TheCursingCat : Ventura and Santa Paula are better
12:42 bwvalentine : wow… that’s kind of a melancholy view out the window
12:42 bicyclemark : this is like good morning americunt
12:42 TheCursingCat : LOL
12:42 AuntieVeraCharles : Been to both Cat
12:42 ustreamer-42039 : I see 2 lezbians fucking
12:42 Jaime-4392 : madge want a balcony
12:42 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE?
12:43 TheCursingCat : Me and my partnr of 14 years are here
12:43 TheCursingCat : (my beyotch)
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Ventura or Santa Paula
12:43 bwvalentine : now would be an awesome time for someone to walk out onto one of those porches in the buff
12:43 TheCursingCat : Santa Paula
12:43 TheCursingCat : he is director of toursim in ventura tho
12:43 ustreamer-42039 : WTF is Madge doing
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : We go to Far West Campgroud there alot
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE?
12:44 yeastradio : do i get a life?
12:44 TheCursingCat : emma wood is great too
12:44 bwvalentine : nope
12:44 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE Should I send you better picture of my Vera Mask?
12:45 TheCursingCat : you mean machks?
12:45 Loopy-Fruit : B’bye lovelies
12:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Fuck, I’ll email her….bye all
12:45 TheCursingCat : come see us hun