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YR834 Chef Granny Tranny III
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35 responses to “YR834 Chef Granny Tranny III”
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I could have listened to the Multi-Madge Lyps Medley all day!
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You dont want anything in the mail?
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Karen from the USPS Internet Support apparently subscribes to the Auntie Vera school of Customer Service & Human Relations: Smile and offer thanks, while slyly doing nothing whatsoever at all.
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lol. yeeessssssssssssssss
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HEY! We wrote you a fucking song!!!!
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AVC, you know I love you and Gooch, but I have to harass you sometimes as well. 🙂
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I understand darling. But you need to be spanked.
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Vera should work for the USPS.
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Why don’t you cut Vera a break?
I know that he is a big boy and can take care of himself, but, the gang mentality is a bit off-putting.
Perhaps the the last three who posted could put their energies into something creative rather than tearing down someone who attempts to give something positive…not just snarky comments.
And the creation of something creative extends to Cheryl.
Don’t you think that your prank phone calls ceased to be funny after the first two shows? Something new and original would be appreciated.
The other two? What have you done to entertain anyone? Better yet…Who are you to criticize someone who has maintained a successful acting career and puts out a podcast full of humour and sensitivity at least three times a week?
When you are capable of doing what Vera does…then you can criticize.
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I agree that Vera is a big boy (or girl or… thing), and that ganging up on schlim is off-putting for some, but the rest of what you said don’t make no damn sense. “Attempts to give something positive?” Is that what you call a thrice weekly helping of pure solipsism (or soLYPSism, I suppose)? People can have legitimate criticisms and if they express them as “snarky comments” then that should be fine. Such criticism is entertaining to me; so there goes your idea that they did nothing entertaining. Who are you to judge these as something not “positive?”
And what is with the idea that they have to make something creative first? That’s as flawed logically as it is sanctimonious. Did the boy who said the Emperor had no clothes have to become a magistrate or an expert tailor before he called him out? An’ unless you’re Patrick Dennis–the nom de plume of Edward Everett Tanner III, author of Auntie Mame, back from the dead–then by criticizing Cheryl, you ain’t holding yourself to the same standards, dolly.
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Since when is “doing something” only defined as being entertaining? Is that really what is important to you? That people entertain others to earn their worth? What a uniquely American viewpoint…and if you aren’t American, perhaps you should move here.
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Patrick:
Get a sense of humor. I poked fun at Vera for something that he said on a show that was well intentioned, but came out totally sounding contrite.
You won’t find a bigger AVC fan than me, and that’s the truth.
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Its always hilarious when someone tries to insult Cheryl and her program… not knowing that rather than making her curl up in a ball and cry, she’ll probably just giggle and get off on the abuse.
A+++++++++ show btw Madge. You were on fire! I wanna see Granny Tranny! The audio clyps make it sound like a lost John Waters movie.
ps who the fuck is redmonkey again? Pics please. I wanna see what makes Cheryl huuuurrd.
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Patrick your LYPS need some slicone injected into them so they’ll stop queefing out opinions, lovey.
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HAHAAAHAHH! hahaaaa! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Creative? You don’t like my prank phone calls and you don’t find them creative or funny? You think I care? HAA! Now that be funaids. And creative. If you don’t like what I do, then don’t listen. Really now honaids.
Where’s your show?
LYUPS LYUPS PROLAPSE CUNNIE CAULLS WHOREHOLELLEEEE DOOOOT OOORRRREEGG.
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“Ms.” MerCOWski,
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Back at you.
I don’t “do†shows.
I make my living as an educator and as a professional writer. I find that both of my chosen professions provide me with ample monetary and creative gratification that I do not feel the need to debase myself by making crank telephone calls to minimum wage employees. I would not subject myself to begging or pandering for donations to obtain “Tranny Granny†porn. How sad that you must do so. Does your chosen profession not pay enough?
If you are truly that desperate, I will gladly donate to you so that you may indulge yourself. I am sure that it must be difficult to support yourself on all of the revenue that you are raking in on your “showâ€.
Please tell me how I can help you to indulge in your desperate need to see old men dressed as women (sad, though I may find that need).
Begging is never becoming.
I hope that you may someday find yourself in a position that you may have a job that supports your desires. I am sorry that you are poor and must resort to asking for donations. God Bless America.
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LOL. That is all I can say. Sorry. Do not judge.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Did vera teach you how to come back with this mess? Sounds like it.
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You channeled Norm Augustinus when talking about about Karen from the USPS. That was lovely rant.
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xturd.com is available. Check it out: http://www.networksolutions.com/domain-name-registration/domain-name-search-results.jsp?pr=&scu=true&ec=true
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crap. the link didn’t take y’all straight to the whois for xturd but as of this moment, it’s available.
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Plz to buy this domain for may.
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thank you Madge for another great show.
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Short clip from Granny Tranny 2 that my friend Tim Played on Distorted View the othurd day.
WILL SOMEONE PLZ BUY ME A GIFT CERT FOR TLARAW so that I can purchase this movie already? I need to see granny tranny in its entiriety.. it is a must. Feel free to use the link below and send the cert to mah email address
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Why the fuck won’t this shit let me post a photo. WHORE.
mah email address. Send me monaids here. ktnx
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I take this back. I don’t want to BEG or be pathetic or anything… god knows I make enough money from my ‘shows’ prank calling minimum wage workers and thus and so. Monaids be coming out my lapse.
I apologize. Plz to forgive me. And get fucked.
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The Lyps medley was great, I loved it, I was inspired.
Next time you see the fat thing in your apartment building checking the freight elevator you should follow her and push her in reach around and press all the buttons. Never know your luck, you may never see her again it’ll probably struggle to bring her back up! lol
Re: The USPS bitch.. I hate when people respond to things which they don’t read! Argh! It happens to me all the time, more frequently every month! Fat fuckers who don’t doshit all day and send the same form letter responses back for everything..
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Wow. The comment section is actually becoming more popular than the show.
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30!
Get off your ass Madge and do a new show!
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Why is it that whenever Mat Burgess complains, a new show comes out?
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Cause you love me.
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Whatever. Please send me more weird audio… i.e. Rose singing from livejournal and what not.
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YOU try being a misanthrope and live in a building of 900 people! Hilarious. Ahh, your inner torment is so interesting. It’s the grit and rub that makes lovely pearls in a big throbbing clam.
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Trannysare
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