YR886 Bloody Member Back In

a lovely discussion on world aids day with the cheryl

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36 responses to “YR886 Bloody Member Back In”

  1. Cheryl Merkowski Avatar

    You titled this episode wrong but that is o’kaye.

    “Bloody Neosporin Covered Cock Head 4 World AIDS Day” would have been better. OR “Bloody Cocks in Methy Frocks-PREP For World AIDS Day”.

    LAPSE.

  2. Andy Melton Avatar

    This was real good, A++! But I was hoping you’d talk about the flake bars. I’ve never had them. I wanted you to talk about what they taste like.

    1. Steve Avatar

      Poor deprived thing!

    2. Xavier Avatar
      Xavier

      Do you know about the Flake ice cream?

      It’s an ice cream cunt with a whole Flake dick in it.

  3. micerl Avatar
    micerl

    What a mess…

  4. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    Never mind the ipod toooiiiaaauuuuaauuuurrch.
    Someone should get Madge or that nice Cheryl this game for hannucunt to practice her wonderful songs (comes with two dildos & thak):

    http://img1.livegen.fr/00/00/15/39/0000153900.jpg

    That’s depending on whether or not you have one of those X-boorriiiiaaaaaox things though. MmmmmHmm.

    1. Cheryl Merkowski Avatar

      LOL. I dont got no X-boorriiiiaaaaaox ‘naids, but that gayme sounds real nice.

      I would stil like aids ipod toooiiiaaauuuuaauuuurrch thoeh.

  5. stripclubdeej Avatar
    stripclubdeej

    For figuring out if Male or Female for a person in question…. Men always have a longer ring then index finger ,and women have a longer index and shorter ring finger , mostly. You can shave down an adams apple ect, but Ive never heard of anyone doing finger procedures for sex changes ect.

    1. Cheryl Merkowski Avatar

      First of all, wtf are u talking about ‘naids?

      Secunt, where the fuck have u bin? I miss getting wonderful vidyos from u and hearing from u. Plz to return ktnx.

    2. stephen Avatar
      stephen

      my ring finger on my right hand is shorter than my index finger on my right hand and i was born with a penis (which is still attached).

      1. stripclubdeej Avatar
        stripclubdeej

        I just watched a segment on the Spike TV channel from a show called MANswers that had all these docters explaining how to tell if its really a woman as a hooker ect . Thats where I learned this. My ring finger is longer then my index and some broads I looked at have the opposite longer index then ring fingers , so I thought it was true.

        Rylch, Im still here in Whiskersville.

      2. licorice Avatar
        licorice

        if ur a dude w/shorter ring finger, u r ghey.

  6. JustinFeed Avatar

    Hmmm…I wonder if you meant to implicate as a barebacking bug-chasing PREP whore a certain someone that you mentioned you were going to meet at a certain place on your last program.

    Excellent program, as always. Cheryl finds a way to endear herself to me more and more every day.

    1. Madge Avatar

      Different person.

      1. JustinFeed Avatar

        I would have been shocked if it was. Especially shocked because there ain’t no way she’s a top.

  7. David Avatar

    I can’t wait for Auntie Vera to come back from her cruise.

    1. Cheryl Merkowski Avatar

      Yes me too. I am behind on mah sleeps.

      1. licorice Avatar
        licorice

        lol same

  8. Rebecca Liswood Avatar
    Rebecca Liswood

    please listen to andy and talk more about food.

    was auntie vera on the cruise ship attacked by pirates?

    1. Cheryl Merkowski Avatar

      Lets hope so. At least then she might have something mildly interesting to talk about (thoe probably still wouldn’t be).

    2. David Avatar

      ARRRRRGH, me maties! I spy me Auntie!

  9. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    What kind of a Jew are you? A Midwestern Jew….not really a Jew…

    1. I just listened to the last few podcasts and your a dumb whore.
    2. rachel’s Mom is Fabulous…she’s a true Jew and amazing. LOTS of fun and you can tell, lots of Love.
    3. Rachel is a man…
    4. Andy does nothing but Graze …but thats why we love him.
    5. Mat Blender is HOT… so he has a football player build…
    6. You do NOT keep beating red velvet cake mix after you add four…that just makes the gluten in the flour develop and you get cake. WHAT A RETARD. I will send you a red velvet cake recipe…but you MUST READ IT.
    7. With all these characters, you should be writting the next Rick and Steve Cartoon and developing it for Logo or HERE! network…you have talent.
    8. And needs a cooking show

    1. Andy Melton Avatar

      I need a cooking show? That would be awesome!

      1. Dan Avatar
        Dan

        Yes a cooking show…and a small restaurant in town…you put foods together that are amazing.

    2. Madge Avatar

      You people are so stupid it makes me never want to do a show again .

      1. Cheryl Merkowski Avatar

        mmhmm. Wensday. You’re welcome. Perfeklaye narmal.

  10. Edith Bunker Avatar
    Edith Bunker

    If I send you Red Velvet whoopie pies, will you do a show?

  11. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    Your mom is a whoopie pie Edith.
    Replace the carrot on the end of the stick with a FLAKE bar! That’s what she likes.
    Miss you Madge- c’mooone!

  12. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    RED VELVET CAKE – WALDORF ASTORIA HOTEL NYC where it originated….not the South..not some Midwestern enchanted gas station, NYC…

    1/2 cup shortening (ask Andy …Crisco)
    1 and 1/2 cup sugar
    2 egg
    2 oz red food coloring – get the one that can give you cancer
    2 tb cocoa —heaping – not the Nestle kind…go to William Sonoma and get some…
    1 cup buttermilk
    2 1/4 cup CAKE FLOUR (NOT THE REGULAR FLOUR…GET CAKE FLOUR)

    1 tsp salt
    1 tsp Vanilla (the expensive good real kind)
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 tsp Vinegar

    Thats for the cake. Now, cream the shortening, sugar, and eggs. Make a paste of food coloring and cocao. Add to creamed mixture. Cream it good – like 5 minutes or even longer. You cant over beat this. HOWEVER, NOW add the buttermilt and flour and salt but alternate it. In other words…A little buttermilk, a llittle flour (mixure on low). Att the Vanilla. Add the baking soda to Vinegar – It Foams!!!! and blend in. STOP THE MIXURE…do the last few steps in about 40 seconds after you combine the flour and buttermily. YOU DONT WANT RED CORNBREAD…you want cake. Pour into two or three cake pans of 8″ that have been floured and greased (greased and floured for those that live in Chicago). When the cake is done and cooled, you make plit them to ake even greater layers that you wil fill with the cream.

    For the cream:

    3 tsp Flour (regular)
    1 cup milk
    1 cup sugar
    1 tsp vanilla
    1 cup butter

    Add mik to flour slowly using a wisk in a pan on the stove. Avoid lumps. Kepp it moving girls. Cook that up ntil it is very thick..it will coat the spoon. COOL IT COMPLETELY…like 40 minutes. Cream sugar, butter and vanilla until fluffy. (Butter must be room temp). Add to cooked mixture. Beat the shit out of it on high speed unil very fluffy. It will look and taste like a whipped cream at first.

    1. Cheryl Merkowski Avatar

      A red velvet cake from a box is more likely to cause teh cancer and is easier ‘naids. HFCS can be added to help along this prole-cess.

  13. Matt Burgess Avatar
    Matt Burgess

    30

    Now will you come back?

  14. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    red velvet is a straight man’s cake…therefore Lesbians ALL MUST HAVE IT….it comes in second to Lesbian Banana Bread.

  15. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    According to i-tunes, your URL is no longer valid….how they know that?

  16. licorice Avatar
    licorice

    where the hale r u on the iturds? 🙁

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