YR894 Half Ton Panty

This is the weekly Eat Yeast with Rachel and Madge, obese sidekick Andy Melton, and the truly disgusting antichrist CheRILL Merkowski. Horrible grum!

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30 responses to “YR894 Half Ton Panty”

  1. La Pequena Retardo Avatar

    Rachel and Andy look related in those photos. Cheryl just lookin’ goot.

    1. rachey Avatar

      that’s the point! we are the scissor cysters. bang bang!

      1. Cher Avatar

        Do you still rock the Betty Page cut?

        1. Matt Burgess Avatar
          Matt Burgess

          R.I.P. Bettie Page

  2. Cheryl Merkowski Avatar

    This grum was aidsmazing, although it could have done without the addition of that music MAYDGE.

    A++. Grammays will never be thaids same. Panty. Sans.

  3. Wayne Avatar
    Wayne

    @Cheryl – Honaids, just let me know where to send the Zicam swabs.

  4. Luke Avatar
    Luke

    The best. lol

    The album art is good, but it’s a bit mean, you should have written the word “allegedly” on it somewhere.

    Andy you should institute legal proceedings against everyone in this episode and use the money to buy an RV!! xo

    1. Travis Avatar
      Travis

      “That’s just him babe, he’s not dressed up at anything…” The best line ever.

  5. Xavier Avatar
    Xavier

    There are many varieties of Flake:

    Regular

    Snow (white chocolate)

    Mint Snow (mixed mint and white chocolate)

    Luxury (dark chocolate, dipped in dark chocolate).

  6. Cheryl Avatar

    This grum is an instant classic, except for the HORRIBLE music Madge decided to ruin part of the grum with. WHORE.

    Favorite porks of the grum:
    Starting at 46.15
    Starting at 1:15:00 ish

    EAT MY CUNNIE HONAYE!

    1. Cheryl Avatar

      Oh, and starting at 2:05:00. When rapechel gets the picture. lol.

  7. Rebecca Liswood Avatar
    Rebecca Liswood

    Amazing show. do one of these every day! Love the picture of little andy and his doggie!

  8. Matt Burgess Avatar
    Matt Burgess

    Aww love you bitches!

  9. Andy Melton Avatar

    Madge, if you bothered to actually read my mobile signature you will see that it says:

    “Please forgive any spilling errors” NOT “spelling errors.”

    But of course! You’re too busy with Clarissa to be bothered!

    I should also point out that this isn’t the first time that you’ve mis-read something or overlooked something and made a huge deal about it. Why don’t you invest in lenses for your glasses, darling!

    GF2Xw/aSpork!

    1. cheryl Avatar

      YES! YESSSSSSSSSS! Madge be aids mess.

  10. cheryl Avatar

    Madge, your syke has been down twice today. It is apparent that you no longer care. GET FUCKED. kisseth.

  11. licorice Avatar
    licorice

    that music u lay-turd layurd layered on was annoying as balllllz.

    1. cheryl Avatar

      I agree. We could have all done without that. ‘Naids

  12. Xavier Avatar
    Xavier

    Rachel CLEARLY meets the DSM criteria for ADHD:

    Often does not give close attention to details.

    Often has trouble keeping attention on tasks.

    Often does not seem to listen when spoken to directly.

    Often does not follow instructions.

    Often avoids, dislikes, or doesn’t want to do things that take a lot of mental effort for a long period of time.

    Often loses things.

    Is often easily distracted.

    Is often forgetful in daily activities.

    Often blurts out answers before questions have been finished.

    Often has trouble waiting one’s turn.

    Often interrupts or intrudes on others.

    1. cheryl Avatar

      Ejactly. DSM HONAYE! Take those medz rapechel, sir.

      1. Xavier Avatar
        Xavier

        And you can’t fight the DMS, or society call you CRAZY! … just ask the Tranny Wreck.

      2. Xavier Avatar
        Xavier

        And Cheryl you have Avatar Avoidance Disorder.

          1. rachey Avatar

            yer both haters. i have attention abundance order.

  13. Cheryl Avatar

    Dear Belove One,

    Please, kindly pardon me for any inconvenience this letter
    may cost you because I know it may come to you as a
    surprise as we’have no previous correspondence.I got your
    contact as i was searching for helping hand in your
    country ,this is why I decided to appeal to you directly
    for assistancebecause I’ have no relations or friends in
    your country for help I am Mrs. Madel Toure from Ivory
    Coast.

    I am a widow being that I lost my husband a couple of
    months ago. My husband was a serving director of the Cocoa
    exporting board until his death .

    He was assassinated last january by the rebels following
    the political uprising. Before his death he had a foreign
    account here in Ivory Coast up to the tune of
    $12,500,000 which he told the bank was for the importation
    of cocoa processing machine.

    I want you to do me a favour to receive this funds to a
    safe account inyour country or any safer place as the
    beneficiary . I have plans to do investment in your
    country, like real estate and industrial production.
    This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are
    willing to assist me and my only son Frank, indicate your
    interest in replying soonest.

    Thanks and best regards .
    Mrs.Madel Toure

    1. stephen Avatar
      stephen

      how big is frank’s penis?

      1. Cheryl Avatar

        12.75″ I am told.

        1. stephen Avatar
          stephen

          then i would accept her offer as long as the boy was included, but measure his penis first.

          if it is uncut, then i would consider going forward with the arrangement so long as the penis is 10+ inches.

          just my 2 cents.

  14. Anthony Avatar
    Anthony

    Please don’t refer to this show as tards.mp3 it was great! Can’t wait until the DVD comes out. Thanks to Madge for leaving us such a sizeable offering while she’s getting fucked mmm hmm. Yew are all very funny. I like this lineup. Makes me want to eat a whole bag of cheryl nipples:
    http://www.quickspice.com/scstore/images/snack-driedprune-black_lg.jpg

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