YR898 Something

Rapechel, Cheryl, Andaids, and Madge

boring shit

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50 responses to “YR898 Something”

  1. Shawno Avatar

    “Food is not an addiction. It’s my only comfort.”

    Wow.

  2. Matt Burgess Avatar
    Matt Burgess

    A++ show, if not a depressing one. I loved that you threaten again and again to shut your mouth and render the show into dead air hell but you can’t stop yourself from continuing to abuse Andy for not talking.

    1. rachey Avatar

      matt – you are a roque starre. have you checked out the knife btw?

      1. Matt Burgess Avatar
        Matt Burgess

        Rachey, I’m the one who introduced them to Madge, love The Knife! Now please PLEASE convince Madge to do another show even if its seems I was the only one who enjoyed this last Andy Melton intervention trainwreck!

        1. rachey Avatar

          madge is wandering thru the woods without her computer. tell chris lilley to hire me. i am obsessed with the knife. i use handyman in my aerobics class!

  3. anotherhandle Avatar
    anotherhandle

    I’ve never witnessed such aggressive obesity.

  4. Daniel Avatar
    Daniel

    I did an image search on Rachel for the picture where she’s an Andy look-alike, or Andy looks like her. I saw her video when she was on Merrillwood. A really good video. Worth a watch. Rachel’s really calmed down, I think.

    Chris’ reiki site is nice, but he should get rid of the “home” option from the main page, because it’s already on the home page.

    1. rachey Avatar

      i don’t understand. you mean i have calmed down SINCE merrilwood? or since BEFORE merrilwood?

  5. Philip C Walker Avatar
    Philip C Walker

    You know, I’m a native Tennessean. I moved to Texas four years ago with nothing but the clothes I had and my computer and I’ve haven’t looked back. And I’ve felt better, too.

    1. rachey Avatar

      THANKS FOR SHARING, PHILIP!!!
      see andy?
      be brave! it’s gonna be ok.

  6. stephen Avatar
    stephen

    i agree with madge, the show actually did suck.

    1. James Avatar

      +1

      If you had played “Ring Them Bells” at the end it would have saved it…just a little.

    2. Philip C Walker Avatar
      Philip C Walker

      It wasn’t THAT bad. I’ve heard worse on the radio here in Austin.

      1. rachey Avatar

        god bless you philip but seriously if that were true those people would be fired

  7. Rebecca Liswood Avatar
    Rebecca Liswood

    Andy,
    Your mother and i are very disappointed in you. Be a man and talk to Madge – from under the covers of your bed where no one will hear you.

    1. rachey Avatar

      i always picture you only and exactly like your avatar. pulling over occasionally to type up some witticism.

      1. Rebecca Liswood Avatar
        Rebecca Liswood

        thats me babe, stand back or i will roll you over!

  8. Cheryl Merkowski Avatar

    Hello Friend,

    My name is Mrs. Anita Perkins I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to charity through you. You may be wondering why I chose you. But someone has to be chosen. I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about a years ago, immediately after the death of my husband who had left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by the lord to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to charity through you for the good work of humanity, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband’s hard earned funds inappropriately.

    I have asked the lord to forgive me all my sins and I believe he has, because He is merciful. I will be going in for an operation, and I pray that I survive the operation.

    I have decided to WILL/Donate the sum of $15 Million (Fifteen Million Dollars) to charity through you for the good work of the lord, and to help the motherless, less privileged and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, due to the fact that my relatives are around me and I have been restricted by my doctor from taking telephone calls because I deserve all the rest I can get.

    Presently, I have informed my lawyer about my decision in WILLING this fund to charity through you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

    If you are interested in carrying out this task, i will inform my Family Lawyer so that he can arrange the release of the funds to you.

    I know I have never met you but my mind tells me to do this, and I hope you act sincerely. I will pay you 30% of this money if you will assist me because I am now too weak and fragile to do things myself because of my cancer.

    PLS YOU CAN GET BACK TO AT [email protected]

    NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished, as I don’t want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish, due to the fact that I do not want relatives or family members standing in the way of my last wish.

    Love, Mrs. ANITA PERKINS.

  9. Luke Avatar
    Luke

    Andy was the only person who had something to say!

    1. Third World Man Avatar
      Third World Man

      If you weigh his words, he has tons to say.

  10. fleshmeatpuppet Avatar
    fleshmeatpuppet

    so, if andaids’s father had been sleeping for 4 hours at the time of the phone call. why don’t you do the show 3 hours later instead? by that time the daddy should be over with sleeping, right?

    (not, that i’d expect a better show by andaids vocally participating.) (allegedly)

  11. Edith Bunker Avatar
    Edith Bunker

    Cheryl put her vagina on eBay.

    http://tinyurl.com/93wf67

  12. Veggie Avatar
    Veggie

    Ok i’m listening to the show in London (i’m a relatively new listener, only a month or two on the recommendation of Max and Stacy). i’m listening while i’m househunting for a place in Wales on the internet, and i’ve just found a house in a place called ‘Dyfatty’. HA! Hilarious!

    1. rachey Avatar

      THAT IS AMAZING. can me n andy move in with you>

  13. Torero Avatar
    Torero

    I don’t understand why Andy won’t simply apply for college, do his FAFSA, get his loans, and use the refunded money he gets to get the FUCK out of the house. There is no better, cheaper, and more productive way to start a new life.

    Its simple. (To conjure Cheryl) The point is this: He’s denying himself education ‘and’ a healthy life. I have no sympathy.

    1. rachey Avatar

      he just doesn’t know how to get started. but i agree completely. except for i totally have sympathy.

      1. Xavier Avatar
        Xavier

        “but i agree completely. except for i totally have sympathy” ???

        ADD.

        1. rachey Avatar

          xavier you are a hater and i am gonna barbecue you and your little dog too and eat that shit with curry sauce.

          1. Xavier Avatar
            Xavier

            I am not a hater. I am a lover. I am trying to get you the help you need for your ADD so you can have a better quality of life more free of insane food binge eating and general spinning of your wheels in the mud.

            So don’t you hate Rachel.

            Ain’t no Reiki, cake mix ice cream variant or Spin Class finnah hone down in on and eradicate your mess like FDA approved product.

            I forgive you Rachel, please don’t hate.

    2. Andrea Meltdown Avatar

      No, you don’t understand. Andy’s problem is that Andy simply does not know what he wants to do. When he starts to think about it he goes into this spiral of destruction that you can’t even understand. Ask Whorris.

  14. Matt Burgess Avatar
    Matt Burgess

    ?????

  15. ameliesmyth Avatar
    ameliesmyth

    Trainwreck-o-rama. I enjoyed it – even if i didnt pay attention and just waited on andy to say something.
    Rachel – so good to hear your voice, even the cow-chewing was a delight. Hope all is well with yourself and Sir Christopher

    xxx

    1. rachey Avatar

      AMELIA!!! i love you. i can’t stop thinking abt summer heights high today.

      1. ameliesmyth Avatar
        ameliesmyth

        beautiful Rachel, i just bought word to the WHY?S – it took me way to long to get around to it – its fucking great.

  16. Xavier Avatar
    Xavier

    I cannot believe there is no new YR.

    1. Matt Burgess Avatar
      Matt Burgess

      Its ridiculous, isn’t it? Especially since the inauguration just happened.

      1. Xavier Avatar
        Xavier

        Someone should do a guest show.

        CHERYL?

        1. rachey Avatar

          madge is wandering in the woods with no technology, as i said. looking forward to discussing the cutey obama.

  17. an old tyme listenturd (laura) Avatar
    an old tyme listenturd (laura)

    is Madge alright? or just busy with luv?

  18. Rebecca Liswood Avatar
    Rebecca Liswood

    For the love of God, give us a show (pretty please).

    1. Xavier Avatar
      Xavier

      Still no YR.

      I am going to have a florid YR cessation psychosis in a setting of clear cuntjuiceness any minute now.

  19. Xavier Avatar
    Xavier

    I feel so abandoned.

    I am going to have to start on the Wellbutrins.

  20. Matt Burgess Avatar
    Matt Burgess

    There have only been 5 shows this whole month! WTF?

  21. Edith Bunker Avatar
    Edith Bunker

    Rachel and Andy should go rogue and start their own show.

    1. roger Avatar
      roger

      andy would whispher in a mysterius manner leaving rachel to do all the talking which would not be fair.

      maybe they are actually still recording a marathon length show since the inorgynation where rachel hasn’t stopped talking about rakey and the singing bowels? a podcasting first – a 3 day long episode; I CANT WAIT TO HEAR IT!!!!

      i hope that madge broadcasts her messages soon as i miss her so very much. and cheryl.

    2. Rebecca Liswood Avatar
      Rebecca Liswood

      maybe Andy’s father could take the part of Madge?
      Can he put on a dress and curse a lot?

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