Yeast Radio Solo #1186: Snack Food Garbage in Mattress

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My first solo grumm in a while, mainly to complain about my shitty life. Â If you want to feel better about your shitty life then this is the grumhole for YOU!

SHOW NOTES:

ice cream binge
new shoes for fat flat footed = me; brand = ECHO
Mattress eating hunger strike! fap fap fap

BE SURE TO BUY YOUR ORGANIC MATTRESSES FOR SNACKING USING THE ABOVE LINK!
Stock up for summer time which is organic mattress season. You need lots of keywords with your mattresses you know.

parents visiting
poverty; obesity
tearing up bills
stinkhair
blubbercunt
trotsky barking
VITAMIX!!!!!
BIRTHDEE! HINT HINT HINT
[email protected]
call +1 FIRM UTERUS and leave a message
hurting poor people
close the post office
snack food garbage in bed
lesbians eat steak insead of cleaning and pass gas
plane crash *yawn*
paper paper paper end junk mail kill post office
Bullshit media streaming services that rip you off like VIMEO and VIMEO and VIMEO who delete’s CHERYL MERKOWSKI’S WALLS FALL OUT EVEN THOUGH SHE FUCKING MADE IT!
HOST YOUR OWN SHIT
OWN YOUR OWN CONTENT
NEVER PAY TO HOST MEDIA because it means some day you will loose it.
Archive.org is the best.
Sanitize function of washing machines eliminates lesbian Â stench from my disgusting lesbian workout clothes. Thanks to WAYNE for the lesbian tip.
Paris is horrible.
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madge = negative nancy
TAFFY PULLS amazing quilts!
Diabetes socks from CVS

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18 responses to “Yeast Radio Solo #1186: Snack Food Garbage in Mattress”

March 24, 2014

Cheekytrousers

You’re ugly.

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1. March 25, 2014
  
  Madge
  
  THANK YOU for the feedbaque… and the MONEY!!!!!!
  
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March 25, 2014

Jamie Egge Mann

Hope you find work soon. Been listening since podshow days, always seems unfair that what was effectively a hoax or a company (who knew podcasting wouldn’t be a big ad revenue opportunity) has set you back so far for a career.

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March 25, 2014

Quinquin

I’m sorry to hear that your father is sick.

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March 25, 2014

Hewligan

Great podcast! I wish you’d do more steam of Conciousness ‘casts like this. Used to enjoy the ones you did while tidying your apartment.

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March 25, 2014

Luis

A++ grum naids! Especially the part about CIALIS and LUBRICATED LYYYYYPS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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March 26, 2014

Brioche

CHLYUPS

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March 26, 2014

Patty Hearst

Madge, the Vitamix plant in Ohio is always running ads looking for assembly line people. You’d have to move but you might get an employee discount. I think those kinds of jobs still hire old people. And lesbians.

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1. March 26, 2014
  
  stripclubdeej
  
  Lawlz
  
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March 26, 2014

stripclubdeej

Shoutout 2 solo grumz !

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March 26, 2014

micerl

– Finally!!! A solo-grrm!

– More Electrolux and Neneh Cherry!

– Please tell us more about your open-source helpline phone software pop-under SEO-optimizer!

– And also, like Quinquin said; so sorry about your dad, Madge. I hope he’ll be fine.

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March 26, 2014

Maddie Hudginskiss

Verucas on little girl’s feet = wabble walk?

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March 29, 2014

David

We’re still listening to ya Madge.
LYPS

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March 30, 2014

toiletwhore

me sad no grumart see

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1. April 1, 2014
  
  Madge
  
  Nobody made none.
  
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April 26, 2014

Kiko Lombardi

Where is the Vitamix unboxing video?
Which one are you getting?
I hear the Professional 300 in Ruby Red is the best for making vegan banana ice cream to driveout the stomache demonz.

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July 18, 2014

Earlybass

We need more solo grums. I suggest you start a kickstart to cure yeast infections. You can probably get lots of money. Make sure you tell a sad story and have lots of pics.

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July 24, 2014

cloudkitsch

that bowl is ringin

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