Cheryl, stank ho, guests turday as we blow up her prolapse like a balloon and then ….

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Cheryl accepts a collect call.

Fry That Chicken by Peachez

Mrs. Bodenheimer asks Cheryl about The Color Purple and Krakow.

Rachel Kann.

Ragan.

I come back on the line.

Cheryl got new office supplies for Hannucunt.

I’m sitting in a zero-gravity chair.

Roger Smalls does all my cover art.

Berbatia Clemens is coming back on my show.

Ragan keeps prank calling Berbatia.

Cheryl plays with her prolapse incessantly.

Cheryl blows up her prolapse some more.

Shishaldin told Andy Melton that he has manboobs.

Abortion chat.

Cheryl should play in a band with my mother.

I saw a card that said “Roses are God’s Prolapse.”

Cheryl is a goddamn ugly whore.

Mary Poppins.

Pannus: I don’t even know us.

Mrs. Regina Slatherings’ Naughty Thought of the Week: chordee.

Passover Peeps.

We try to call the guy who did Garden Gossip with Cherry Blossom.

Then we call Rob with the Average Penis who’s mean.

Mikeypod was mean to me too.

Rob’s been fagging out.

Rob has a show.

How turd pretend turd be a listener of mine.

Karmabanque.

Cheryl‘s ugly.

Rob is annoying.

Cheryl won’t come on Rob’s show.

Where’s Ali?

We call a different Ali.

We call some guy named Byron Juarez who only wants to text.

I speak some Spanish to Byron.

Rob liked the show about the Spanx.

None of us go on Secunt Life anymore.

We call some guy from LA.

I get into a Skype conference with a Malaysian woman by accident.

I ask her if she knows Ms. Penang.

Cheryl plays a clip of her reading from a dirty story or something.

Everyone dissapears from Skype like it’s Seven Days Later.

We call Sasha from Malaysia and then she hangs up on us.

Cheryl plays her own Podshow Plus Beta promo.

Prollin’ on the river.

Dace somehow finds his way onto the podcast.

Cheryl‘s Quickblog hurtz and smellz.

I whisper into the mic because the other womyn at the Florida lesbian compound are trying to sleep.

Rob looks like Andy Melton.

Flushing the toilet.

There’s nothing around here to masturbate my vagina with.

I masturdbate on the air.

Cheryl shits on the air.

Always wipe front to back.

Cheryl gets sad when my show ends.

Cheryl is never on my show anymore.

Rob is a little pussyboy with his Roger Rabbit costume and jockstrap.

Jay and Ryanne helped to spearhead the vlogging revolution. They recently caused an orgasmic eruption of cuntraversy when they announced their business relationship with PodTech. Lesbian clears the air… well except for her farts.

Jay’s Links:
Me —-> http://www.momentshowing.net
My Book —->http://tinyurl.com/e6cap
SF community —-> http://RyanIsHungry.com
Community Capitalism—-> http://HaveMoneyWillVlog.com
Educate —-> http://node101.org
Collaboration —-> http://spinxpress.com
Call now to activate—-> 917 371 6790

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Edith Massey.

Skype chat with Jay and Ryanne, who have spearheaded the videoblogging movement.

Jay and Ryanne are seeing each other.

Jay and Ryanne are the center of cuntroversy because they’re “contract workers” with PodTech.

Jay and Ryanne create videos that they license to PodTech.

Jay and Ryanne do a lot of work that discusses sustainable living.

Jay and Ryanne’s relationship with PodTech.

The negatives of working with PodTech (according to Jay and Ryanne).

Chris Weagel from Human Dog.

Independent media immitating mainstream media.

Schlomo: the Bea Arthur of podcasting.

The sustainable living videos were Ryanne’s idea.

Jay wishes the Evil Vloggers were more open.

Jay defines “themed content.”

Vloggers feel abandoned by Jay and Ryanne as video blog leaders.

Jay and Ryanne respond to this assertion.

What I want to see happen with video blogging.

Bicycle Mark.

Crossing over into broadcast TV.

Karmabanque is on Al Jazeera English now.

My goal with podcasting.

Everyone has their own objectives with their broadcast work: Amanda Congdon, Max Keiser, etc.

If you have to be more idealist, you have to move to a more Socialist country.

My influence on Podshow.

Jay and Ryanne’s thoughts on starting their own company.

Jay and Ryanne’s thoughts on the video blogging community.

What I like about the vlogging community as opposed to the podcasting community.

What I don’t like about Evil Vlog.

Two things everyone wants to know and doesn’t know the answer to.

I read a quote from Banksy about finding fame.

I prefer turd work alone.

Have Money, Will Vlog: funding Video Blogging.

Jay’s closing words on the future of vlogging.

Why Jay and Ryanne do vlogging.

You must hear this version. The original was missing two VERY important clips from Vagina Slathering and that whore of whoars, Rills.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Hannukah song by Cheryl.

Regina Slatherings does a reading from a M2M Craigslist ad.

Cheryl sings a Christmas song.

Grizelda’s on the line.

What Grizelda is eating.

I’m going turd see Dream Girls when it comes out.

I know someone who hates Oprah.

Grizelda heard I bought the “prolapse” domain.

Grizelda hurt her foot from running too many marathons.

I ate Key Lime pie and some really good ice cream from Publix.

My family doesn’t give gifts.

My New Year’s resolution.

Selling liposuction byproduct to Norway.

Grizelda wants Andy Melton to donate to her future sperm bank.

Obesity messes with your testosterone levels.

I tell Grizelda about Dace‘s inverted penis.

I call Dace.

Grizelda wants to make a cast of Dace’s penis.

How Dace pees through his inverted penis.

Brian Boothby wants to go on a date with me but I don’t want to.

Why Dace goes on the shows of fat ugly lesbian-hating trannies.

Grizelda made me set up her WordPress for her and now she doesn’t use it.

Looking for Fatty Meltdown.

One time I made my dog eat out of a fake pussy.

What Grizelda does with her penis casts.

Trying to figure out how to get Dace’s inverted penis cast.

My mother set up her drumset tonight.

Yeast.

I’m not interested in making vagina casts.

Making casts of transgendered peoples’ genitalia.

Trannywreck.

Trying turd get Cheryl on the show.

It actually worked this time.

I bought prolap.se.

Any podcast tagged with “prolapse” will be on prolap.se.

Cheryl‘s in Wiscuntsin.

Cheryl and I exchange insults.

Cheryl and Grizelda exchange pleasantries.

Grizelda and I look at some pictures from a gender reassignment surgery.

How people that have gone through gender reassignment have orgasms post-surgery.

Fins on the vagina are more pleasurable to men during the act of intercourse.

Grizelda’s Christmas plans.

What you (my audience) can get Grizelda for Christmas.

Liposuction chat.

Get me Spanx for Hannucunt.

Before and after pictures on Spanx.

Grizelda says my dresses don’t fit.

Spanx for maternity womyn.

I’m obese.

Looking at profiles on Obesity Help, like this one.

Grizelda makes vagina noises.

A woman who went through gastric bypass just wants a decent perm.

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Shishaldin, Dace, and a Rills cameo join for fun sdiscussion about lapse, panties, and fatties.

and

http://www.myheritage.com

TRANNIE CHRISTMAS’ – a UK Charity Single Release for ‘Press for Change’ Campaign for Transexual Equality – www.pfc.org.uk (thanks Wayne Hinks)

Oh, also not mentioned in thee show but worth mentioning: MacSanturd

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

The sound of a California Pizza Kitchen pizza getting warmed up.

It’s not easy turd be me.

Don’t tell me I don’t exist.

Podcasting in the car.

NPR is so lame.

Max from Karmabanque will be on the show soon.

Max does a show called Death of the Dollar on Al-Jazira English. You can watch it on Youtube.

My large little vagina.

Trannywreck is home now. I feel sorry for the people that had turd sit next turd her on the plane.

Andy Melton is still fat.

Vaginal yeast.

Where’s Cheryl?

Getting lost.

Why don’t we impeach Bush? It’s up to Laura Bush.

You people in the military need to resist this war.

Why should we support the troops?

Turding around on the highway.

I don’t know what to say about politics and the world right now.

Weird-looking guy with a cowboy hat.

Ass-certified text?

Work this lapse.

Send an email turd Cheryl and ask her why she’s a lazy whore who won’t do new shows.

Cheryl is turd busy sucking on Wanda Wisdom‘s toes.

Cheryl wanted me turd visit her for New Year’s but I’m a busy lesbian.

I’m going turd see Dream Girls on Christmas.

My lesbian friend Jeanette gave me some vagina advice.

Wasn’t Jane Wyatt married turd Ronald Regan?

Linens ‘N Things sucks. I go there to shit after my Weight Watchturds.

Somebody teach Andy Melton English, by the way.

Weekly Breeze promo.

Voicemail from someone who sounds familiar.

I see the most disgusting gushy fat ass right now.

Christmas song.

Music.

 

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Singing while I’m in the elevator (?)
Beach music.
I see a tattered American flag.
I spent some time with h d.
memories of Gussie.
My mother still plays the drums at 88.
Vaginal yeast is horrible.
Gay Expat sent me a really good documentary about an autistic girl.
Matt Blender.
Shitty sound quality.
Judith Regan is on the same Sirius channel as us.
Prolapsed journalist slut.
Singing.
Floriturd: the state responsible for a global disaster.
What’s with parasails?
Listen to the ocean.
I knew a woman named Sum Shit.
You meet weird people and then you become a lesbian.
Scrotum song.
Dick Van Patton.
Fuck this. I want turd go to Key West.
Going turd the dentist with Ceven.
Cuntgrats turd Mikeypod for passing his kidney stone.
I’m fat.
Big fat walrus mothers.
White trash people hanging out and drinking beer.
Geek Brief: happy as clams.
Pronouncing my vowels incorrectly.
I wanted turd bring Trotsky but my parents live in a love-free building
Howard Stern on Sirius.
Plus Richard Simmons.
Plus the Playboy Channel.
Gidget.
Someday sent me a picture of the girl from Keith and the Girl and said she was Chandra Levy.
Cake frosting icecream.
Just a year ago Gussie and I got a Cinderella playkit for a grandniece.
I don’t understand life when it goes to shit.
The “God’s plan” line is bullshit.
I feel self-cuntscious podcasting around strangers.
Does Trannywreck have hysterectomy scars?
Names of my vagina.
Old man with binoculars.
John Waters understands life.
Inturdview with Jan McLaughlin: talking about why the Vloggies seperated the “yay” from the “boo.”
How the vlogosphere has changed.
he vlogosphere benefits from indirect profit-making.
Crappy Nokia phone vlog inturdviews.
I don’t suck balls.
The vloggies are the beginning of the end.
What Jan used to love about vlogging.
Vlog Europe.
Hot wrestlers on top of each other.
Matt Burgess: one of three listeners.
I used turd jog before I got fat.
My videos are a lot more popular.
But Yeast Radio is the greatest thing that I do.
I think Cheryl has been sabotaging me.
Purple flag= dangerous marine life.
Dinner with h d and my family.
My father suggested I inturdview Mary Cheney but I don’t want turd.
Listening is the new reading.
Documentary: “The Woman Who Thinks Like a Cow.”
My vision for this show.
I heard the new Dream Girls CD.
I saw the original Broadway show with Jennifer Holiday.
Sharon Gless played Nurse.
Berbacia Clemens and I are on the right track again.
Email Berbatia at [email protected]
I need to get back turd Chicago.
I’m always working.
Cheryl‘s got some nerve.
Pizza Walrus Cunt.
Someone’s bending over really wrongly.
I’ve been away from home longer than Trannywreck.
I’m going turd visit Trannywreck and be her cunt nurse.
Vera DrakeL: abortionist of yore.
Music.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Inturdview with Trannywreck.

Trannywreck has a new voice!

Trannywreck got a new vagina in Thailand.

Real women.

What it’s like to wake up with a vagina instead of a penis.

The pain Trannywreck was in after surgery.

Trannywreck finally realizing she had a vagina.

Dildos that Trannywreck has to put in her new vagina.

Getting Cheryl off.

Trannywreck‘s cunt hurts and stinks.

Trannywreck can’t stop looking at her new vagina.

Trannywreck‘s ability to orgasm.

Why can’t Trannywreck take it up the ass like everyone else? Why does she need a vagina?

Trannywreck‘s a virgin again.

Trannywreck‘s experiences with other vaginas.

The specifics of Trannywreck‘s surgery.

Pretty pink cunt.

The only recent Yeast Trannywreck should hear to get caught up on my show.

How Cheryl got her asscunt.

Trannywreck‘s thoughts on her surgery, after the fact.

I went to a danceclub in Berlin with dark rooms where people have sex that was NOT A BATHHOUSE.

Trannywreck went to Thailand’s red light district.

Trannywreck was commiserating with other trannies that went under the knife.

Trannywreck suspects that she’s been treated differently at her hospital.

The Thai love their king.

Trannywreck‘s excited about her new body.

Trannywreck is the only tranny I’ve met who doesn’t hate me.

I think there’s a lot of political correctness in the tranny world and Trannywreck is the exception to that.

Trannywreck sees two types of trannies.

Educating people on trans issues vs. shutting them down.

Bisexuals.

The role of sex in forming idenity early on.

The links between ransgenders, male privelege and sexism.

Trannywreck on naming her vagina.

Celebrating womynhood.

h d painted Rachel Kann when Rachel was here in Miami for Gussie’s funeral last year.