YR479 Cheryl and the Squirrel Eaters

EXPLICIT- this is not to be confused with the political shows before and after this rather gross and useless one.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Cheryl comes online.

Cheryl puts Jew killers on her show.

Cheryl couldn’t come to the bowling party because she’s a whore.

Wanda‘s huge.

Cheryl copies off of Ragan.

People like Michael Carrino offering their unsolicited opinion on shows.

Picking up my towed car from white trash.

I filmed David Cerda’s new play, Caged Dames.

Peter Mavrik.

Did Wanda get laid at the bathhouse when she was in Chicago?

The News Shake with Wanda will be posted on Halloween.

Cheryl fucking adding machines.

Cheryl liked my show with Terry.

New abortion cast with Ragan?

Special Delivery Mark is batshit crazy.

Some people are too crazy even for me.

Nancy Pelosi becomes the new speaker of the house= Madge comes back?

Andy Melton avoids me on Skpe.

Amy Sedaris’s new book, I Like You.

Funny picture of Andy hiking with his stepmom.

Andy and Dace join the Skype chat.

Technical difficulties.

Andy eats squirrel and snow ice cream.

John Ong tried to grow facial hair.

Dace eats rabbit and squirrel.

Cheryl steals all my bitches, such as Joanne Schroeder and Brian Place.

BJason.com’s Dag Nabbit podcast.

Cheryl theme song?

All the good podcasts have gone and all there is left is a bunch of shitty commercial ones.

Dag Nabbit’s second-to-last post
.

Lady Raptastic
: abortion on an airplane.

Girl600.

Are Girl600 and Lady Raptastic for real?

Blood clot.

Special Delivery Mark comes on the Skype and doesn’t talk.

My life is going to become like that I Shot Andy Warhol movie.

My psychiatrist told me I should stick with winners. So I should probably dump Cheryl.

Cheryl works at a squirrel processing plant.

Andy’s been sad lately even though (or maybe because) we’re his friends.

Self pity’s like wetting your pants.

Mommycast actually hasn’t been with Podshow for a while now.

A nicer Yeast?

Tar babies.

Andy has hemmorhoids.

Cheryl wants Andy’s pubes.

New theme for QPodder?

Rills and I somehow disconnect on Andy and Dace.

Karmabanque talked about Cheryl.

Cheryl’s Myspace page
.

Dace is writing a lot on his blog.

Blogrolls just piss people off.

Rachel Kann on Myspace
.

I used to be on Myspace but I asked someone to take down my profile.

Dace’s insane posts on his website.

Halloween plans.

Madge & supply and demand.

I overheard a tutorial on iTunes at the Apple store. I gave the presenters the evil eye.

Sharon in Tampon came up with Cheryl’s new tagline.

Timcantreid
.

Cheryl does what she whoants.

Matt Burgess is gullible.

I sing Cheryl’s new theme song.

Whorehole.org

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Comments

20 responses to “YR479 Cheryl and the Squirrel Eaters”

  1. Matt Blender Avatar

    Squirrel-eating is a country thing that totally grosses me out. They’re nothing but rats with furry tails.

  2. Matt Blender Avatar

    “MySpace is for retarded people to obsess about themselves.”

    As opposed to, say, podcasts?

    1. Sharon in Tampon Avatar

      I was laughing at this thinking about Rapechal Mann!

  3. Steve Avatar

    This show was awful. Ten out of ten! 😉

    Eek, squirrel! I’m not a cartoonivore! Nothing that’s been in a cartoon, apart from Porky Pig… has a cow or chicken ever been featured in a cartoon?… OK, nothing cute and fluffy.

    1. dace Avatar

      i say, i say foghorn leghorn was a chicken, my boy. rooster, even.

      kids these days, and not remebering favorite wb charaters…

      1. Ass Avatar
        Ass

        Some things are hard to remeber…

  4. Wanda Wisdom Avatar

    I want me a big ol’ heapin helpin of ‘rel and ‘ryl stew…

    1. Andy Melton Avatar

      With a side of fetus?

  5. Joanne Schroder Avatar

    I have a myspace, and my podshow acount was suspended because i had offensive content in my legend.

    1. Cheryl Avatar

      podshow be cens-whoring? Well… you are a bit races honaye.

      1. Madge Avatar

        You are a STUPID FUCKING BITCH! Was there one single bit of borning ass YOU or anyone else that I removed from this show? I hate you and hope you die early tomorrow, when most old people die.

    2. Madge Avatar

      What? Details Please. Send me all correspendence, Joanne,a nd I will floowo up.
      Sorry -Rills thought you wer talking bout something else.

      1. Cheryl Avatar

        Exactly. Sounds like someone needs turd take their anti-crazy pill. HERROW. WERK THE THING.

  6. SpecialDelivery Mark Avatar

    I’m not as loony ass batty as you think. I just seem to have a Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde relationship with the damn anti-anxiety pills. Lucky you, Mr Hyde seems to like tormenting you with psychotic communications. I’ll do my best to keep that personality locked in my head…but there’s not much room left 😉

  7. allison Avatar
    allison

    you were so dead-on about how those ipod classes are totally aimed at retarded people.
    i work at an apple store, and end up wanting to shoot myself in the face by the end of each day…

    i actually do use your podcast as an example when people dont know what they are.

  8. Sharon in Tampon Avatar

    You probably would have like the tagline better if Cheryl had said it the right way. What a whore!

  9. Mike C Avatar

    Was it what I said about you or Cheryl? I’m just truthin’ when I should be truthin’.

    Beside, I’m more the size of Roger Ebert but I do miss Gene Siskel.

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