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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

I’m a lesbian about turd take shit.

Sticking the mic downstairs.

Details on my BM.

My

Gay Expat.

Cheryl.

Wanda Wisdom spent the weekend hosting a drag tragedy and Cheryl went there with whore.

Thea-twhore of the mind.

The lost Penny Pin Chang shit video.

A nice douche.

Audience: the Girl on Tech only got $1,000 fwhore her medical expense fund. We need $3,000. So how about a little bit mwhore?

I once wrote a one-woman musical called Bloated with a B.

I am not a lib-whore-tarian.

Talking turd myself.

Reason why the Mac Book Pro was shutting itself on and off.

Erma Bombeck.

Shaving my blubbercunt.

Some shit you just don’t fucking get over.

The US got invaded by Mexico.

Theme for the news.

Lego sculptures.

Cheryl clip.

Cheryl covers Moulin Rouge.

Noise music.

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Learn about why 1Turd Wisdumb is so special in 2007.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Cheryl covers Karen Carpenter.

Sassy Asian woman reaves a voicemair.

Penny Pin Chang thinks the Sassy Asian woman is jearous of Penny and Criffy.

Mao is afturd Penny.

Penny is a Chinese Resbian.

Penny has a vagenis.

Penny sells Repubrican organs to Americans.

Penny tarked turd famous boring drag queen Wanda Wisdom.

John Ong tord Penny next year is Year of Pig, aka Year of Rucky Bitch Radio Wanda Wisdumb year.

Prease send Wanda casserores and bagers

206-888-CUNT turd reave Madge voicemair.

Emair mp3 attachments turd [email protected]

Sterra leaves me a voicemair.

Rost Cosmonaut (?) on Rivejournar. I have no idea if this is the right link. -ed.

Resbian fightcrub?

Matt Blender.

Sterra reaves another voicemair about New Year’s or something.

Andy Melton reaves a sassy voicemair about Casuar Big and Tarr and Penny snaps.

Fucking crazy Sterra reaves ANOTHER voicemair about Canada.

Sterra reaves ANOTHER voicemair.

No Madge today. Aready 26 minute.

Penny sings a song.

Wanda Wisdom is fat whore.

Sharom!

prorap.se

Go fuck serf.

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more on cherly’s and miness’s new business venture funded by the Indians.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Penny Ping Chang addresses some cuntplaints about whore voice.

Cheryl better watch out fwhore Penny Ping Chang.

Penny Ping Chang: #1 Bloated Lesbian Jewish Chinesewoman.

I finally get turd do a show the way I want turd.

Cheryl and I have launched a new website called prolap.se.

Wanda Wisdom.

These headphones make me talk mwhore slowly.

Yesterday Cheryl and I did a straturdgy cast about prolap.se.

Taking medications.

Learning the alphabet.

It’s Wednesday.

Steve Harris made us a prolap.se widget.

You can get a Yeast widget here.

Thank you Roger Smalls for the artwork.

Why the big deal about the prolap.se.

GoDaddy is my favwhorite sponsturd.

I’m back in cuntmunication with Rachel Kann.

A DVD called Filmnacht im Hunger from Ceven.

I try turd stay away from the skin cancer.

I’m going turd have a meetup with Joseph Ravens.

I got great bicycle lights from the Hollands.

http://thedailysarscode.blogspot.com/

Matt Blender: a must-subscribe.

“I Am Not a Lesbian” shirt from Steve Harris.

What I pack when I go travelling.

The reason why I’ve got the house turd myself turday.

Everybody loves Berbacia Clemons!

Except Bill Streeter.

Farting inturd the mic.

I’m going turd be into a video but it’s not Desperate House Whores.

Nobody ever promised me a rosegarden.

Podshow Plus Beta: the only place you can host ywhore stuff for free, all you want.

Sneezing.

I Love 102 Sirius Stars. It’s got Howard Stern and Martha Stewarts and Playboy Radio. So please subscribe and tell them Madge sent you.

We’ve been having way turd much of Cheryl on the show lately.

Gay Expat is going turd be on PNS Explosion.

Why would you resign at Home Depot?

A new videoblog: Uniturd Vloggers.

Ali Myvagina is back from Bangawhore.

Ali’s urethra.

Prolapse: the Musical at prolap.se.

Tech Talk helped podcasting take off.

Cheryl and I had a business meeting about marketing prolap.se.

I miss my bidet and my Trotski.

Marketing Prolapse: the Musical turd nursing homes.

Penny Ping Chang takes us out with some pancreas coaxing.

http://syphill.us/yeast widget.zip

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We have a very importants businesess announcements about our new venturd.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Skypes call with Cheryl yet again.

Cheryl was on Wanda Wisdom recently and people be hatin’.

Pouring liquor inturd prolapsed anuses.

We have an audio strategycast turd make.

We’re getting venture capital from Ali in Bangawhore.

We’ve just launched Pro.lapse Plus Beta.

Cheryl‘s going turd make Prolapse: the Musical.

My friend, Mrs. Brikschitz.

Cheryl is going turd make a new song but she needs turd branch into rap.

The Taj Mahal has been refinanced turd finance our new venture, Prolap.se.com.

Anyone can be a freelance editor on prolap.se fwhore free.

I eat some chips and guacamole.

Cheryl listens turd pns, distored view, Insane Films, the judycast, the Lady Raptastic, Wanda Wisdom, mikeypod, ongline, gay expat, timkantreid, willing warrior, and yeast radio.

Lady Raptastic left a really good voicemail about coming on my show which could be soon.

Willing Warrior is turd busy turd return Cheryl‘s voicemail.

Real Good Tech sucks without Ali (acwhording turd Cheryl).

Cheryl says timcantreid is delicious.

Andy Melton.

I’m going turd do some camerawork in Miami taping fat people.

Andy Melton seems turd be on edge lately.

Maybe we should EBay some clothes fwhore Andy Melton.

Vaginal prolapses on prolap.se.

Who was the person who was hating on Cheryl‘s last show?

Eating caramel out of my vagina.

Venti Caramel Black Coffee at Starbucks.

Cheryl used turd work at a coffee place.

Cheryl‘s wishlist is lame.

Cheryl tells a story from her coffeehouse days.

The weird things lots of exercise does to ywhore bowel movements.

I get a call from some lesbian.

People who take breaks from podcasting fwhore weeks at a time and post old shows instead.

My retrospective.

Why do people listen to this show?

Cheryl and I are making a DVD.

Cheryl is thinking about selling a greatest hits cd.

Matthew Barney.

Cheryl‘s ugly.

Nobody interesting is on Skype when we’re recording.

Wanda Wisdom calls Cheryl on the phone.

I call Wanda Wisdom on the phone.

prolap.se.

Wanda Wisdom lost ten pounds.

I’m going turd get back in shape too.

Podshow Plus Beta pays me.

Wanda WisdomWanda Wisdom’s scary personal trainer.

http://lifeformfitness.com/

The effects of bodybuilding on the penis.

Wanda Wisdom was on the black of the bus.

Drinking on the bus.

The weather in Florida.

Houston.

Mikeypod is out of band camp.

There ain’t no bathhouses in Minnesnatcholis.

Crispus Attucks used turd get fucked at “Bare-Ass Beach.”

Cheryl queefed out a baby.

Wanda Wisdom is trying not turd scare people.

Cheryl should do a striptease with pingpong balls.

Cheryl made a slipup.

Dear Diarrhea:

Wanda Wisdom leaves turd get ready for a party.

We discuss my vagina.

Wanda Wisdom needs turd join prolap.se.

Brainstwhorming new ventures in the vein of prolap.se.

I sing some Donny and Marie but Cheryl won’t join in.

Cheryl plays audio of old people.

Cheryl plays some “spread it” audio.

Turning pussylips inside out like eyelids.

I cuntsider editting this show.

Cheryl does some impromptu Yeast promos.

Pizzababe.

We read some tags and other cuntent from prolap.se.

Remember turd turn off safe search!

Presidential prolapses.

Fry That Chicken by Peachez.

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Ms. Clemons’ Email is [email protected]
Ms. Clemons may be myspaced at http://myspace.com/berbacia

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Fry That Chicken by Peachez again.

Berbacia Clemens comes on the phone.

Berbacia’s vagina wants a rum and cokes.

Star Jones has been on Berbacia’s back lately.

Star Jones is going turd be on Radio 1 doing a talk show for the radio.

Star Jones’ and her fagola husband threw an orgy.

Berbacia tickles my cunthair.

Berbacia on Oprah.

The guy who owns Stella’s in Chicago hates Oprah.

Berbacia used turd know Oprah’s dog guy.

Dogs and monkeys get horny around Berbacia.

I’m using new technology and Berbacia cuntgratulates me.

Trying turd find wood.

Berbacia’s getting into Oprah Intentional Living and doing cuntmunity service for black people.

Berbacia loves the Fry That Chicken song.

The biscuits at Popeye’s are heaven.

Berbacia is also getting involved with Project Angel Food.

Berbacia has also begun mentoring prisoner’s children.

Berbacia sings a song.

Lox and bagels make my vagina smell.

Berbacia’s body is a temple.

Berbacia was turd busy getting coffee enemas turd read “Our Bodies, Our Selves.”

Berbacia is a BBW.

Does Berbacia have fins?

Berbacia threw a charity event for old Hollywood actresses.

Tina Yothers was there.

Esther Roll was there too.

Berbacia gives the dirt on Whitney Houston.

Jenna Jameson was there too.

The Dench was there too.

Berbacia sings some Dream Girls.

I think Dream Girls should win Best Picture.

Berbacia heard Eddie likes turd go downtown.

Berbacia saw Eddie at a party with Macy Gray and Sugar Ray Leonard.

Mrs. Garritt was at the party but she’s a problem.

Email Berbacia at [email protected].

Ragan texted Berbacia.

Berbacia thinks Dream Girls is based on Ragan, Berbacia, Wanda, and me.

Berbacia thinks Ragan is after her.

Berbatia reads a poem.

Renee Zelwegger is on Berbacia’s ass.

Berbacia thinks Ragan is a witch.

Star Jones is hunting me down by a plane with a searchlight.

Berbacia is being held back by powerful men.

Valrona at Trader Joe’s is the best dark chocolate.

Berbacia is on a new Super Foods diet.

I read an article that said that the egg came first.

The FDA just approved cloned beef.

Cayenne pepper is a supercure for cancer and it satiates your appetite.

Berbacia went to a wedding with famous Jewish people.

http://myspace.com/berbacia

Berbacia is looking for a creative person.

Berbacia is looking for a technical person who wants to collaborate. Contact her on MySpace or email her at [email protected]

Berbacia’s starting a catering company called Junk in the Trunk Catering.

Berbacia is catering the Pussycat Dolls New Year’s party.

Tigger, a gay from LA, might be able to help Berbacia.

Berbacia’s also looking for a loft in downtown LA.

Tranny hookers followed Berbacia home.

Cheryl is jealous of Berbacia.

Matt Blender.

introducing Miss Penny Pin Chang
(NOTE: Cuntfucious say: biggel firle size make bettel sound quarity when music pray)

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Penny Ping Chang, Chinese lesbian Jew, leaves a voicemail.

You can leave me voicemail too at 206-888-CUNT.

It pays off to talk turd Chinese people on the Skypes with Cheryl.

Talking to an older man who was stationed by the Army in Israel 1942.

I think I fixed my Macbook Pro’s problem.

This older man I spoke with told me he met the captain of a ship called the Exodus. The Exodus helped Jews escape from the Holocaust. Then Roosevelt wouldn’t let the ship dock in Palestine. As a result, all the passengers had to go turd the camps anyways.

The gas chambers were late in the Holocaust.

Roosevelt was an ant-Semite. People hated Jews in America.

I’ve been taking huge shits lately.

After the Holocaust there wasn’t a big Jewish civil rights movement.

Watching a bottom hustler on the sidewalk.

I can never eat at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse again because it makes no sense.

Looking at a fat guy on a parkbench.

Looking around Floriturd on my way to a Weight Watcher’s meeting.

I had a bad curl job back in the day.

Dream Girls is showing at the Gateway Theater.

Maybe I can go on a date with Penny Ping Chang.

I didn’t eat breakfast. I cuntputed instead.

I only need turd do three Sirius shows a week now. The Strip will be on Thursdays. On Tuesdays you’ll hear Old Time Radio.

Sirius is so worth, if only for the Richard Simmons and Howard Stern and the Playboy Channel.

If you subscribe turd Sirius, tell them I sent you.

Looking at a porn shop.

Bears are fat gay guys.

206-888-CUNT.

You can also email me voicemail attachments with the mp3 file at [email protected] or [email protected]

There are lots of homosexuals in Ft. Lauderdale.

This is my day for me- my own little Oprah moment.

Cheesecake Factory flashback turd trying turd find Chicago Sherri.

Only a gay person would drive a yellow Honda cuntvertible.

More old gay people than I thought I’d see at the Weight Watchers meeting.

Keep the voicemail coming.

Musique.

Cheryl, stank ho, guests turday as we blow up her prolapse like a balloon and then ….

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Cheryl accepts a collect call.

Fry That Chicken by Peachez

Mrs. Bodenheimer asks Cheryl about The Color Purple and Krakow.

Rachel Kann.

Ragan.

I come back on the line.

Cheryl got new office supplies for Hannucunt.

I’m sitting in a zero-gravity chair.

Roger Smalls does all my cover art.

Berbatia Clemens is coming back on my show.

Ragan keeps prank calling Berbatia.

Cheryl plays with her prolapse incessantly.

Cheryl blows up her prolapse some more.

Shishaldin told Andy Melton that he has manboobs.

Abortion chat.

Cheryl should play in a band with my mother.

I saw a card that said “Roses are God’s Prolapse.”

Cheryl is a goddamn ugly whore.

Mary Poppins.

Pannus: I don’t even know us.

Mrs. Regina Slatherings’ Naughty Thought of the Week: chordee.

Passover Peeps.

We try to call the guy who did Garden Gossip with Cherry Blossom.

Then we call Rob with the Average Penis who’s mean.

Mikeypod was mean to me too.

Rob’s been fagging out.

Rob has a show.

How turd pretend turd be a listener of mine.

Karmabanque.

Cheryl‘s ugly.

Rob is annoying.

Cheryl won’t come on Rob’s show.

Where’s Ali?

We call a different Ali.

We call some guy named Byron Juarez who only wants to text.

I speak some Spanish to Byron.

Rob liked the show about the Spanx.

None of us go on Secunt Life anymore.

We call some guy from LA.

I get into a Skype conference with a Malaysian woman by accident.

I ask her if she knows Ms. Penang.

Cheryl plays a clip of her reading from a dirty story or something.

Everyone dissapears from Skype like it’s Seven Days Later.

We call Sasha from Malaysia and then she hangs up on us.

Cheryl plays her own Podshow Plus Beta promo.

Prollin’ on the river.

Dace somehow finds his way onto the podcast.

Cheryl‘s Quickblog hurtz and smellz.

I whisper into the mic because the other womyn at the Florida lesbian compound are trying to sleep.

Rob looks like Andy Melton.

Flushing the toilet.

There’s nothing around here to masturbate my vagina with.

I masturdbate on the air.

Cheryl shits on the air.

Always wipe front to back.

Cheryl gets sad when my show ends.

Cheryl is never on my show anymore.

Rob is a little pussyboy with his Roger Rabbit costume and jockstrap.