My dear Australian step cousin, Dame Gagme Witherspoon, will be making a very rare personal appearance next Saturdday, May 13. She is returning to the Miss New Town Beauty Pageant to debut her crossover from opera to the wonderful world of show tunes.
The public is welcome, but this show always ends up standing room only so get there early. (Open seating).
The pageant is a benefit for the New Town Alanol Club, a place for people to treat their alcoholism or other addictions.
Place: St. Peter’s Church at Broadway and Belmont (on Belmont)
Time: Doors open at 7pm, show starts at 8.
Date: Saturday May 13
Price $20 with lots of good raffel prizes so bring extra money for more fun or to give my step-cousin a tip.
Please don’t call my step cousin a whore. Unlike me, she is refined.